First time using tinder and chatting with someone

First time using tinder and chatting with someone.

Is this the part where I say I want to eat her?

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"Well you sure look tasty."

you already failed OP

Dubs decides.
Say "I like to eat pussy."

Vegan cheeseburgers

This.

Ask to eat her penis.

I like eating pussy and I would punch my mother in the stomach to Jela load on yours.

I’m going with this one
Anyone else have some tips on what to say on opening a convo with someone? I have matched with several people but many of the don’t respond back.

Dubs decides faggot don't make us take our advice away.

The elderly

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This.

Just say this and you're good to do.

reroll

Roll even though op is probably gay

Dub your tongue in her

Rollin.

"i like to eat cunny"

I roll

roll

A big fat hairy Sasquatch pussy

ROLLLING

rolling

if you actually want to meet and fuck, dont do it op. its so unoriginal an answer. you think 100 guys havent answered thaat question to her the same way in tinder? be cool

Rolling for milksteak

Obvious answer is ass mostly

Obviously

this will literally make her like you, either she thinks its hot or she thinks your funny/creative

Well shit. Winrar

Guys! Guys! I found the autist!

Say you like to eat Pâté of roasted indigenous legumes, paired with a compote of seasonal berries, served on hearty sprouted wheat bread.

then say jk i like pizza hehe xd

Holy shit you are retarded

Roll

Nice one user lol

Cock and balls

"I haven't tried it yet but I'd like to eat your ass"

Uh oh

here you go OP, dont be a bitch

You've already pussed out, whinebag. You don't ask women anything unless you want to hear some form of "no, you're not worthy".

*Tell* her where you're going to be and when, "come by and I'll buy you dinner". Example:

I'm going to be at Syd's Steakhouse at 7. Drop by and I'll buy you dinner. End conversation right then before she gives you shit test like "I'm busy" or "I'm vegan". Women make rules for betas, not men. Pic related

She'll show or not. I hit better than 50/50. Set 3 or 4 chicks up this way. One will almost certainly show up. The worst that can happen is you buy yourself a good steak.

It seems to stun modern women when a man goes about his business on his terms, like a man, without any real concern for them.

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stop being a pussy and eat sushi
it's fucking amazing and
it will help get you laid

stop putting weak ass limitations on yourself and your future

Bees.

Winner!

So what did you say OP?

Fuck it. She deserves a jokey nigga answer because she's obviously an idiot.