Age?

25
Kind of
Had so many opportunities but always pussied out ( sometimes even in tge bedroom). Had fun with a drunk gal the other night, we played with each other but i was so wasted by peepee went lump in the middle of the fun. She had huge boobies too, such a fucking waste.

I think it’s how they make the trans dick

>40
>no
>My wife fucked me awake this morning

huh, and here I thought that people stop fucking at around 40 especially when they are married

That's one of those "TV jokes" that isn't actually true most the time. If anything we've been more active since the kids started doing school

24
no
terrible. Girl I met off of okcupid a few years ago. Looked terrible in real life and was sloppy and loose.

Story?

20
No
Two weeks ago, fucked my ex.

49
Yes
Yes
I got to the local pub and talk to women. I made out with two girls in highschool but they were both fat so I don't know if that counts.

not a really exciting story, she was with me than with my best friend and then lied to me that they broke up when they were fighting so she could get some pity sex and ofc my horny dumbass self couldn't resist
she then regretted it and told me they didn't actually brake up and then told everything to my best friend and acted like a victim the whole time as they usually do, that whole mess created a huge rift between me and my best bro that I didn't fix to this day and also because our parents are friends as well it got to them and shook up their relationships too
after all that I basically am afraid to touch a woman ever again or believe what they say or look at them the way I used to before
I might need some therapy too

kek are you me???
im 47 but rest is exactly the same. where are you from??

story of that picture please??

two archwizards in the same thread??? I am shaking right now

37
No
na
Fucked my fast ugly wife yesterday.

23
Yes
Yes, been working out lately and talking to more women

32
No
Went to Canada with my fuck friend, had a quickie in the hotel room bed 45 - 15 min before we were checking out and emptied my load on her chest and face. Felt bad for not making her cum as I usually do, so fingered her afterwards until she also came while also slapping her tits and pinching her nipples and smearing my cum around her face (she's a sub). Checked out 10 minutes late.

Sounds like you just got unlucky...
Women are not all that bad, but when they're bad they are off the fucking charts.

I have personally been in a 6+ year relationship and for the most part everything has been great. We overcame a lot together.
But I have seen friends who have barely escaped having their lives destroyed.

Seems to me like most women are fine, but again the few that are cunts are instantly off the charts evil too.

>Age?
39
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If yes, are you taking steps to losing it?
I'm not a neet
>If no, describe your last sexual encounter
Not applicable

>fast ugly wife
laughed way more than I should've

23
No

Asian wife rode me last night. She's a nympho and I'm at the point where I can't really keep up. Not long till she finds someone else to fuck.

I'm conflicted.
I'm younger than you (39) but otoh I never made out so maybe I am the grand wizard after all.

join this server for shits and giggles

3aQZzhj

22
Yes, I'm a virgin
No I'm not doing anything to try to lose it. The way I see it you either get it or you don't. Clearly those who get it without effort or very little effort deserve to pass on their genes. Meanwhile I'm a 5'1" manlet 4.5" dicklet uggo. It's obvious that I don't deserve to breed or even be alive.

Hot interactive Yea Forums group on kik app:
>Download kik
>tap plus sign then tap public groups
>type in search #FourChan to join, be ACTIVE!89

24
Yes
Nope

25
Nope
She was riding me and grinding fully clothed until we came. First time for her but I had years without doing anything so it felt like a blessing.

>hot
>Yea Forums
You can't lie if everyone already knows it is not true.

Fuck your gay ass thread.
Explain that picture.

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21
Yes
I'm content with being alone but if a girl seems interested in me and makes it obvious ill jump on the opportunity
Last Sexual Encounter: Holding hands in 7th grade.

51
No
Fucked the wife(38) hard for 1/2 hour, then she sucked my balls till I came.

24
Yes I am
I tried, told a grrl, that I'm interested in her, she said that she'd get in touch with me so we could talk, but she never wrote me neither she called
Kinda turned me depressed

50
Nope
Finger bang, 69, missionary, finish doggy.

based boomer

31
No
Haven't had sex in 2 years, and no not really.
Took a cute 22 yo blonde girl named Sara on a date. We hit it off and made out at the bar. I was living with my parents at the time, so I gto a room at a hotel and fucked her for a few hours. She left after a while. Spent the rest of the night in a comfy hotel bed. Shit was cash.

>24
>No
>Yesterday. Did a sex with gf. Sexed it up good.

How come kids are virgins forever now? I lost my cherry at 14 (51 now). This generation has to be the most boring for a century.

24
No
A girl I knew for at least 4 years came to me and told she wants to have sex with me, she was a 4'9'' petite slut, tight pussy, great bj. But alcohol screwed my performance.

18
Yes
Not really, I’d rather lose my virginity to someone I really care about.

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Personality isn't as easy to fix as money and physique bro.

27
>not a virgin
>lost virginity at 18 and have had sex probably 1000+ times, I do it once every other day maybe with my gf. We've been together 3 years now.

28
no
Took a girls anal virginity on Sunday

Just get her pregnant you moron...that's all she wants. Once she's cooking a lil mongoloid she'll slow down.

>Age: 30
>Are you a virgin? No
>Describe your last sexual encounter:

Sure, it was about a week ago on Saturday and this 25 year old blonde that I have in my rotation came over and I fucked her hard. I had a wevibe that we used. It's a vibrator for couples, one side goes inside her and pushes up against her gspot and the top of her pussy walls, the other goes over her clit. Both vibrate. Then, when you push yourself inside of her, the part that's inside and vibrating also makes your cock vibrate...I gave this girl her first orgasm this way. Shit was cash money. AMA

Pic related, it's a wevibe

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I'm surprised nobody asked if she wasn't underage (-_-;)

>in my rotation
>gave her first orgasm

So you failed to make her orgasm untill then? Or your totally full of shit idk which is gayer

first orgasm?
Learn to eat pussy dude

20
yes
im trying hard, want a real love, not a whore

28
No
Kissed my girlfriend and then she grabbed my dick, so we went into the bedroom and fucked for 45 minutes the day before yesterday.

37
No
Sex was pretty good. It was the first time we fucked since she miscarried 3 weeks ago. Started out with hugging and holding her. She cried some. Things have been stressful and I've been distant. After I while I got on top of her and started kissing her, massaging her body, squeezing her titties. Then I kissed down her belly and ate that pussy for about 20 minutes. She was uneasy and tense at first so I went slow until she got into it. Got her to cum from clit play then slid a single finger in. Pussy has been empty for a few weeks so it was super tight. After I got her worked up I got a second finger in and worked her g-spot hard until she was gushing cum. Then we kissed some more while she squeezed my dick and I rubbed her pussy some more. Then I got back on top and slid me my throbbing cock in real slow and all the way deep. She started to cum again and it squeezed down on my dick and I totally lost it and busted off my big, thick, sticky load right in that cunt. After that she went to sleep and I got some food and watched TV for a bit.

hahhaahah look at those beta's asking to explain the picture.

38
Yes
No, In fact, I have a personal challenge of dying a virgin.
I'm not Incel, I've had offers.

Queue the Insults, Stereotypes, what have you.

My happa wife's pussy is way too tight for that, she can't fit both me and a toy in there at the same time.

22.
Had sex at 18.
Last sexual encounter: horrible. I had sex with a Mexican girl 2 years ago. Was pretty drunk. Tried to go down and her pussy wreaked. I was half chub for the rest of the time. Didn't even cum. Haven't boned since nor felt the desire. The extra money is alright and porn suffices. Think I'll just bang escorts for the remainder of my life.

>I have a personal challenge of dying a virgin
39 year old virgin here.
Why is it your challenge to stay a virgin?
What are you trying to accomplish?

21
No
Met with a fuck buddy the other night, brought her over, and ended up cumming on her back

>So you failed to make her orgasm untill then? Or your totally full of shit idk which is gayer

I have fucked her maybe 3 times. She was raped in the past and her pussy is not very sensitive. The pressure I have to put on her clit is insane when with other women, I can just lick them lightly with the meat of my tongue and that may be too sensitive for them. Not sure there's a correlation with her past abuse and her sensitivity, but it is what it is.

You wanna teach me how you do it? Are you offering lessons?

Use lube! You can stretch a pussy quite a bit!! Be gentle, but you could if you wanted to go slowly. It really doesn't take much space once it is in, but to each there own!

I just see it as the ultimate counterculture thing to do... everyone is fucking sex obsessed, its ridiculous.
I see it as if i don't "find out" what its like then i won't have to be a slave to it.
That and being an observer personality, seeing how men and women treat people they "love", makes me not want to participate even more.
Also, fucking diseases, Americans are covered in STDs.
I could go on and on.

lol. get a load of this guy. you know that not all women can cum from eating out, right? if they can't get mentally comfortable, no amount of eating them out will work

the worst STD are kids. They are the most expensive. I would rather have the HIV or the AIDs than have a kid. 256 monthly payments over the next 18 years...yay!

24
No
3 weeks ago had sex with a girl I used to see before she went to school and decided to do hot girl semester

24
No
Sex with my wife

Not the same guy, but sex isn't all that better compared to masturbation. Some even debate that a blowjob is better than sex. It's all about how you see it mentally and what that means to you. If you don't already stigmatize the idea, it won't be a big deal when you get it. It's really that simple.

You are very based, not giving a fuck, you are like the chad virgin.
But come to Europe, especially Southern Europe, we have cute women and prostitution is 100% legal, regulated (think medical exams for whores) and cheap.
Like for 50-75€ max you can fuck a 9/10 cutie.

DUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PIC ?
>MFW noone acknowledge it and just answer

I'm such a disappointment.
No wonder I feel like shit in office when they talk about their husbands and wives or their children

Why are you a disappointment??? user, you cut that out now. I'm sure you're fine! Just cause I don't want to have kids and think they are expensive doesn't mean it's wrong for you...

27
No
I woke up my girl this morning and said I'm horny, then we fucked

True for some guys too. My ex couldn't relax and get out of his headspace and get comfortable. Couldn't cum for anything.

>True for some guys too. My ex couldn't relax and get out of his headspace and get comfortable. Couldn't cum for anything.

This guy gets it.

>first orgasm?
>Learn to eat pussy dude

This guy does not get it.

Bruh I'm a 39 year old virgin

19
Nope
I finally got to fuck this cheerleader I've been wheeling for a few months. Honestly wasn't worth the wait for her, should have just hit up a FWB

49
No
Wife hit menopause so my virginity is growing back.
Efficient. When you've been shoving it in to the same woman for 20 years you know everything about what makes her orgasm and you do it and the same goes for her.

27
no.
Girl I've been dating for the past 3 weeks; she showed up at my job. (Bartender) after my shift we went for a couple more drinks which quickly escalated to being 6:30 in the morning. Took a shower & had sex.

no consent, rape.

therapy wont help, thats the female nature destroy everything good. They are satan in a pretty face.

Skin flap procedure iirc

23
Yes
Not really, I stopped caring years ago.

Was she?

Probably (^。^)

Do you wanna know more?

24
no
lost it when I was 14, I got a slutty girlfriend and had sex with her her.

I fucked my ex this weekend. last week I had some tinder thot. idk dude sex isn't really that great I just need to something to keep up with or else I stop caring about how I look and lose all motivation.

26
No
Fucked girl on my bed. I was standing, she had her legs up. Came quickly but played it off and kept pumping.
was good

keep at it yung god, the pussy will follow

Good for you dude

34, wizard, cant say im doing anything about it. i like to think i stoped giving a shit.

not trying to be an asshole when I say this but.. are you possibly gay

let me hit you with some facts you don't want to know about

retirement homes have the highest rates of STD's in the country. soo when your gpa went to the ol folks home after grammy died you bet those old nuts were still slapping some skin

20
Yea
Nah, not desperate enough to use tinder yet, but no interest in any of the girls or guys I know. Do have Grindr though which I might use at some point just to experiment and see if I really am bi.

>Hot crazy matrix is true

>I basically am afraid to touch a woman ever again or believe what they say or look at them the way I used to before
I might need some therapy too

Stop being such a pussy. it was highschool.
also youre the dick in the scenario for fucking your friends ex. """"best bros"""" don't do that to each other..

Orthopedic and hand surgeon here: I do these. This is a variant of a pedicled groin flap. You raise the skin of the flap from the donor site (in this case the lateral thigh all the way down to the knee) and maintain a flap base still connected to the donor site (near the hip). The flap is wide usually 4 inches or so. The cut end of the flap is sewn to the recipient site (in this case the thumb). The flap is sewn into a tube and is used to cover a soft tissue defect and recreate a tubular structure like a finger or thumb. The skin flap is left attached to the donor site for about 3 weeks then it is separated from the donor site. This time allows blood vessels to grow into the flap from the recipient site and supply the flap after it is cut from the donor. It swells and gets engorged, hence the reason it looks like a penis. This swelling goes away over time and the flap shrinks significantly.

You're gay?

this is probably the most solid advice for that scenario ngl. either that or just let her keep fucking you till your dick skin tears off

Stop trying so hard
Work 10x harder on yourself than you do on getting laid and that shit will happen on autopilot

#4chanYLYL4

Enter the chat

people just want pussy and never realize that the pussy isn't the goal. its self betterment.

So you're just stuck walking around with your hand sewn to your thigh for three weeks? Do people normally remain hospitalized that entire time? I think I'd go crazy not being able to move my arm...

I couldn't even play vidya. well maybe runescape or something

>Age?
24
> Are you a virgin?
No
> If no, describe your last sexual encounter
Fucked my childhood friend, I never knew he was born as a she, when I found out I just had to fuck that bearded guy with a cunt

Yes I do

29
no
2 years ago with my ex

she told me at one point that she wished my dick was bigger to fill her up more, which crushed my ego. I haven't been looking for a girl at all since.

42
Yes
Tried many dating sites over the last 10 years, met several women, but nothing ever really lasted. Chin up, kept trying etc. Only really met one girl where it became a relationship of sorts, but that fell apart after she insisted on talking about her ex's all-the-god-damn-time at the closest moments we had together. I got out of there. Still sometimes use the dating sites, but often feel disillusioned with it all.

is your dick /that/ small or is her pussy loose?

fucking cronenburg nightmare

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my dick is 5" and on the "thin" side.

So prob my size thats the problem. I'm pretty good at getting girls off with my tongue and fingers though, which is probably what has kept most girls with me.

Never had a girl outright tell me she had a problem with my size though, even though i knew i was on the small side.

Overall just sick of compensating for the disadvantage in bed only to have a girl still complain. I'll probably start looking again eventually.

TO ALL YOU INCELS.

The only thing stopping you from getting laid is your personality.

@808712844
>t. incel in denial

No green text because I suck at it.

She's the friend's cousin's daughter's and she was horny as always. I went to visit her mother and so. Suddenly this girl drags me by my arm to the bedroom so "we can take a nap" (all by her own will) I wasn't against it so I obliged. We were cuddling and suddenly she covered us with a blanket and proceeded to grab my hand and place it on her cunny. I started to massage it and at the same time I draggged her hips near my crotch. We were kinda spooning. When I touched her cunny and saw her eagernes to do this I immediately had a raging boner so I was poking her butt from behind. We continued like that for a while and I started kissing her gently on the neck while grabbing her little nips under her blouse. I was dry humping her from behind but the pressure was unbearable, I wanted to "hump her harder" but in this possition I couldn't. She was staring to moaning silently (with her mouth closed so she was as silent as possible) while I was rubbing her clit and grabbing her nips. So I...

More?

Says some retard who is so inept he can't even link a post correctly.

Besides I have a family. You're just a bitter incel.

>22
>yes
>I know how to talk to girls and how to date and stuff, I just want a qt girl that I know and trust to loose it too, not to just some random tinder thot, resisting is hard though

35
No
Last time I had sex was 5 years ago, broke up with her and kinda gave up on dating since, time passes so fast, it's been 5 years now that i'm on a dry spell. Thinking about trying online dating again but I find it so fastidious... idk fam

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@808713120
sub-optimal form, not even worth giving you any (You). Seethe harder.

lmao.

If there was anything remotely attractive about you, the qt girls would be coming to you.

The tinder thots are the ones who are picky af and only choose the hottest chads to fuck.

If you can't find some introverted qt girl with low self esteem to fuck, you really won't be able to fuck any of the tinder thots.

You're painfully stupid. If I was an incel I would be blaming everyone except myself.

Enjoy your shitty life. I'm signing off.

48.
No.
Last time I had sex was 8 years ago. Fucked the shit out of this woman I was seeing for a few months. I stopped the relationship because
1. I wasn't really into her and she was falling in love with me.
2. I'm emotionally scarred from my marriage and I find it very difficult to let my guard down, so I can't have a relationship.
3. I won't have sex without a real, caring relationship...see 2.

Ain't bothered by the lack of sex. I can have sex if I wanted to. I'd like to have a relationship though and have nice walks along the coast in winter, cook for someone else and someone to chat to. But I can't do it.

@808713624
cope

It's kind of hard to find the introverted type where I live. I've met only a couple of em, but they're with someone already. But loosing it isn't a big deal for me tbh, I just want to make gains and green really

>Age?
34
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>If yes, are you taking steps to losing it?
no
>If no, describe your last sexual encounter
19 year old. friends invited me to take a walk downtown mtl on Halloween. we met their friends. i texted anonymously with one girl half a year before that - she was one of the friends. she invited me and others to her apt to continue the celebration. we drank. she was the only single girl there; i was the only single guy who didn't hit on her. she started hitting on me. drags me to her bed. we french kiss, gyrate our pelvises, grind. being drunk, i wanted to finish already and go to sleep. i tried to undress her, she resisted. i said fuck it. went to sleep in a different room.

the girl had some confidence issues before that, even more after that. she even cryptically wrote about it on local forums. "why do jewish/israeli(she knew i was an israeli citizen) men leave mid coitus?".

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How old were you and her at the time?

30
no

>a Girl I met and fucked in my tent every day at a Festival I went to in the beginning of August. She was on the pill and I shot a big load deep inside her each time. We're texting and gonna meet again in a view days.

29
No, lost it at 27 with my wife.
Was supposed to be a fairly quick bang. Ate her out and after I came inside she sucked me off for a bit and I got hard again. It was an hour and a half fuck. She's already preggo and nearly insatiable.

Hey I'm in Mtl, want me to finish her, my butchered dick friend?

19
no
toilet sex with my ex
and tf is going on with that pic

33
No
Sex last night with my wife.

That's for last ;-) But I left a clue in there, the word "cunny"

Ok, I'll continue.

So I grabbed her and turn her around contemplating her beauty and giving her tongue kisses. I fucking love flat chest so looking her nips with her blouse rolled up was amazing. I kissed her neck for a while while I grabbed her butt, (since its an erogenous zone, denying direct cunny stimulation) and making them hornier and more willing to do stuff. A couple of minites passed like this and then raised her up (very easily since she's so tiny) and placed her above me, she riding me and facing each other. She stood up there trying to figure up what was next so I grabbed her from the hips and started pushing and pulling her (up and down from my crotch so her cunny was grinding my dick) and I started going increasingly faster. She was feeling good by her looks (not as much as when I was rubbing her pussy if I must guess) and I was feeling good. We had filmsy shorts so the sensation passing through was acceptable but it was creating a lot of friction and we could feel our clothes feeling like they where on fire. I was getting closer to the edge each time and I was repeatedly asking her to roll up her blouse so I could see that delicious flat chest. Seconds before I was cumming she tried to move away (she got bored maybe? or she wanted me to rub her with my hand? idk) and I dragged her down and we met our lips so I came while hoding her against me with one arm and the other pushing her hips down into my crotch all this while kissing passionately. I'm pretty sure I probably made some weird faces because she noticed and gave me an inoccent smile like saying "I made a great job, praise me daddy" and so I did. I thanked her for what she did and complimented her on her looks and told her I loved her (I actually do).

I caressed her for a little bit after while giving her some more little kisses and then I ran up to the nearest bathroom to clean all the mess we just did in my undies (I didn't had a change). She's not the only one I've ever had but it was like 4 years ago I had any action with anyone. I'll be here for a while. AMA

MODS DELET THIS NOW

That is not a question :-/

all yours.

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23
yes
slowly losing weight 313 to 273 since the middle of april but ive been slipping lately

22
No
Good friend of mine since preschool. Last summer we watched a movie at my place, got close, had sex, fuckbuddies for a few weeks, never talked to each other again. Worth it. Had sex.

nice

27
No
Hatefucked by my ex bottom bf, 3 years ago

What were yours and hers ages during this story?

You're gonna stumble on your journey. Just dust yourself off, and keep on goin'. You've already made good progress

oh shit...okay...sorry!! Look up Tom Leykis! Maybe him or the red pill stuff might help?

Is it relevant? Is it important to make it even hotter?

The hotness of the situation depends on her age. I'm an ephebe, not pedo

22
No
Blowjob then footjob leading into clit sucking and then sex from burning man girl

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Well, I already stated my age, I already stated her "cunny" and "flat chest". Think, whatever you want. You are free to use your imagination
(^_-)-

I won't say anything directly incriminative against me (FBI sama). But I'm willing to share my other stories if there's someone out there willing to read them. Ask me for more if you want. AMA

23 now, first and last time I had sex I was 17. It was lame honestly

You are looking for something like this right?

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23
No
I fucked my ex about a week ago. She pulled the "oops didn't mean to send that snap to you" thing and it lead to us having sex. Both of us were on a long dry spell and simply needed the release. I left immediately afterwards and nothing else was said.