>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Michelle Obama on your bed
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Christopher Foster
Henry Sanchez
bend over so she can fuck me with her penis
John White
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Leo Lewis
Throw banana out window
Chase Garcia
Call animal control
Connor Myers
celebrate, there's finally a female in my bedroom
Thomas Moore
suck his penis
Liam Allen
wonder why a man is in my room
Nolan Baker
ask it about and his net worth ballooning 30 million, its husband ballooning about 30 million, and the 50 million dollar Netflix no show deal after he left office after appointing a Netflix lobbyist as an ambassador
Bentley Ward
tell barack to drone strike these specific people thank you
Thomas Hernandez
Isaiah Torres
Sorry not into black dudes
Henry Hernandez
Kill her for ruining my high school lunch
Joshua Diaz
Attempt to strike up a friendship in order to gain professional opportunities.
Eli Fisher
Charles Martin
Shoot first ask questions later, he seemed armed with that bulge in her pants.
Carson Foster
Jaxon Perry
Stimulate her economy
Angel Cook
Pound my chest and throw shit at her to assert my dominance.
Ryder Nguyen
I bet someone actually believes this
Liam Williams
That's a cute nigress.
Carson Ramirez
Kek
Asher White
Hogtie her down all sexy like and sexually torture her while demanding white house secrets. Even the first ladies gotta know somethin. I bet she was in on some of those satanic NXIVM rituals with her husband.
Cameron Myers
Netflix needs a lobbyist? Don't they already have AIPAC?
Oliver Bennett
Call the zoo there's a monkey on my bed