>stepped in my jizz again
Stepped in my jizz again
Brayden Jones
Ryder Perez
then don't use a fucking cum socc
Josiah Garcia
>using cum socks instead of just unloading yourself onto the carpet
Pathetic.
Christian Gray
checked
>not using a fucking sheet or tissue
Nolan Young
>sheet or tissue
That's disgusting, user. Spunking onto the carpet where your girlfriend's dog can come by and lick it off is the true gentleman's cum.
Colton Campbell
okay then just eat it yourself cumsucker
Noah Reed
>dog can come by and lick it off
>instead of just cumming in the dog itself
You disgust me.
Ryan Clark
get that doge on
Ethan Martinez
>he doesn't cum into a ziplok and recycle it
fucking heathens
Cooper Thomas
>he doesn't cum into his garden so he can eat the cumcumbers
fucking wasteful
Juan Mitchell
And we need to know this.......WHY? What a jerk off.
Brandon Fisher
>what a jerk off
kek, he is. go cum into a shoe
Parker Kelly
>Not having a cumjar
Alexander Campbell
>What a jerk off.
James Lopez
>not having a cumtruck
Levi Walker
>not shooting your cum into the gap between dimensions
Jayden Ramirez
>not having a qt anime fig to cumb into
Anthony Gutierrez
>inb4 bump
Dylan Robinson
bump
Zachary Johnson
did you use your cum to type that
Camden Cruz
> ha, not cumming out a window. No clean up neccessary.
Liam Smith
Xavier Brown
>be me
>walking down sidewalk
>hear window opening
>look up, reflexively
>see huge blob of human fat
>a small wet appendage peeks a little out the window
>with a load moan, i see a couple drops of white liquid fall out
>hits my hat
>mfw lardass user came on a guy
Eli Smith
the fuck m8
Brandon Gonzalez
Pathetic
Kayden Collins
but did you slip?
Isaac Peterson
git dat creempie
Christopher Adams
Should have had your umbrella.
Tyler Robinson
>cumbrella
Colton Wood
> Not cumming in your 2D waifu
> Making 2.5D babies
Zachary Jackson
see
Leo Garcia
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Hunter Taylor
lol