You wake up with my booty above your face, wwyd?

You wake up with my booty above your face, wwyd?

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I'd press x to ollie into wallplant

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Punch you in the balls

The glock in my nightstand drawer.
Right up your ass

a man of taste i see

do one of those sneezes where snot connects to everything like sipermans web

lol easy, do the most faggoty thing, suck om that tiny penis and fingerblast that asshole

shove a hot dog in your butt
>pic related

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>Whip out my knife and stab you in the taint while using my other fist to punch your ass off my goddamn bed
>Proceed to shank you repeatedly (no homo) until you bleed to death on my floor
>Chop your body up and burn off the flesh
>Break off teeth and pulverize them
>Bury teeth in the woods
>Place other remains into concrete blocks and chuck it into a pond

timby is that you?

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lol

Pull you onto my tongue. Anyone who wouldn't is a fag.

Free breakfast
I start eating like there's no tomorrow

eat the fuck outta your ass like why wouldn't you

Ask you, "why are you smiling?"

bonus butt

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fist your asshole and rip it out.

ass looks like its got sun cancer

Has anyone ever told you that you're a faggot?

Kiss it then make you my bitch boifriend that I cuddle and cum in

Bury my face deep into your big gorgeous booty and desperately rim you out as I jerk off your cute little cock

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

Snuggle with you and rub my cock with your cute boiclit

Fuck you ugly ass white nigger.

I'll open my mouth so you can shit in it

Punch you in the balls, grab my revolver, shoot you.

I hope you enjoy .45 to the nutsack you fucking faggot

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lick ass, lick balls, suck you off till you cum in my throat

Well you have a nice clean booty, so I'd massage your dick and balls maybe make you cum with your ass.

based

Lick your asshole, suck your dick and fuck you hard!

shoot your dick off

stick my whole arm up your ass and tear your intestine apart from the inside.