>wake up
>see this
what do?
Wake up
Go back to sleep
Book a therapy session
Wake up and go about my day as usual, I have work and my penis isn't essential for it.
>An important part of my anatomy and sense of identity just got drastically changed
>Oh well, I have responsibilities to tend to, gotta make my boss some money
Rent doesn't pay itself
just camwhore
That's life under capitalism.
Profits don't care about your feelings.
Celebrate finally entering easy mode in the life game !
You think you dont have to work under socialism? It's just fucking life mate.
Become a feminist and work my way in life by earning everything because im a woman and evading everything because because im a woman.
What, you want me to cry and scream? As a woman I probably could for quite a while but that's not going to fix anything because magic is real and apprently wants to fuck with me. Keep my head down and be glad I didn't wake up with inside out dicks for fingers.
Why? My current job makes enough money so I don't need to deal with the stigma and bother of maintaining a cam whore persona. I'd need to make several appointments regarding confirmation of identity, however. Hopefully the spell caster simply changed that out but I doubt they would care about things like making me wait at the DMV and social security office for weeks or convincing my coworkers I am really me.
Grab my dildo and try it out I guess?
This is legitamately a recurring thing that happens in my dreams
Stick fingers in it. Thankfully I already have a dildo. I'd go nab that big boi and go to town.
panic and run to the mirror
Kek
I'd masturbate, first thing. Then I'd sell nudes. Life in easy mode activate
shit inhand and snort
>no penis
>disappoint.jpeg
Spend between 5 and 20 minutes WTFing in front of a mirror, checking myself out, etc.
Then masturbate because regardless of sex I'm a horny fucker.
After that I'll figure something out regarding next steps.
look in the fucking mirror, because what's down there doesn't count if i'm a troll.
cream pie gang bang time
Exactly.
Become lesbian
Settle cut vs uncut once and for all
Cry because I'm finally in the body i've always wanted.
This. Life would be so much easier it would be awesome
be sad because if i drink id just look like a whore
More like this? This angle? Those thighs and that bush are fantastic.
Email work saying I'm not well today and begin exploring.
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