You wake up in His body
It's 2005
What do you do
You wake up in His body
Asher Gutierrez
Isaac Young
kms
Robert Rivera
V original user
Kayden Lewis
Shower
Joseph Cox
Invest all my money in the stock market. Netflix has gone up over 100x since then. Also would've hit up bitcoin right when it started and blew that shit up too. Rich as fuck
Mason Myers
Chris is not even ugly and haven't complelty destroyed his life at this point.
>Get a Shit job at some random place so I can get away from the hellscape He lives in
>Come out as a troll just doing some artsy social experiment, get money off my hate following
>Buy new clothes
>Sell 99% of all my weeb virgin trash
>Take a shower, Hit the gym
>Fuck the shit out of Megan
>Live the rest if my life as an internet legend
Honeslty anyone with a bare mininum of social awaress and carisma would turn Chris situation into a gold mind. Or at least a very nice comfortable life. It's not even hard, even a /b fag like me could do that
Isaiah Watson
Gold mine* sorry got hard thinking about fucking the shit out of nazi gamer waifu
Brayden Howard
i'd get a fucking life
Brody Cooper
Pretty much this.
Elijah Richardson
I'd start taking medication.
Isaac Garcia
change my name, disappear from social media, move to a new state, start dressing like a man again, lift weights/lose weight, go to school, get degree, start a new life. pretty simple.
Asher Bell
Stop posting videos that will make us lose the house to gay trolls and listen to my father
Robert Ward
Overdose while jacking it to sonichu
Jacob Williams
Touch his body sensually
Daniel Fisher
Buy as much Bitcoin as I can
Christopher Davis
Take a shower, work out and fuck Megan.
Dominic Baker
Jack off
Hunter Gomez
Stalk megan
Jonathan Brooks
Give her my magnum opus
Brandon Bailey
Adam Miller
Camden Anderson
get a job to move out
Dominic Gray
Alll leading to
Jayden Johnson
Matthew Gomez
>that picture
Why didn’t just fuck him and get it over with?
He might have morphed from annoying virgin autist into normie
Easton Jenkins
Ha she looks so uncomfortable in this pic
Samuel Hill
Yeah I don’t think she knew how to deal with him
William Mitchell
He doxxed her too cos he’s a complete retard
Ethan Ramirez
Sorry it’s a bad pic, but basically he starts blaming her for his fucked up life.
Noah Gutierrez
time to watch my favorite cartoon, sonichu tas
Charles Thomas
Wait did he have a girlfriend at one time?
Dylan Nelson
Change name, get off the internet, stop doing comics, clean up my appearance, get a job, get self-confidence, get a boyfriend-free, white girlfriend, get a daughter name crystal
Dominic Adams
oh no..
Josiah Sanchez
He thought so, she didn't
Adrian Garcia
i immediately contact bill clinton to warn him about his assassination in 2019
Nicholas Morris
This
Nolan Russell
Fucking hell, she has a type
Nicholas Gonzalez
I would hopefully just avoid doing all the dumb shit he did to get e-famous.
...but I would be heavily autistic so I would probably just get bullied relentlesy by mentally neglected teenagers with no sense of empathy, just as he did.
Jacob Russell
Invest heavily in Google with stolen money. Get caught 14 years later. Pay off the stolen amount(s) serve 10 years in prison. Leave prison, enjoy my billions.
Brayden Baker
>you get a minimum wage job at the local uranium mine or whatever. you can't afford to move out
>thanks to chris' brain wiring being out of whack, you post incoherent disheveled rambling on your deviantart trying to say 'i was only pretending to be retarded' - nobody buys it. there are three pages about it on ed and lolcows alone.
>you buy new clothes at walmart. probably the first time chris' body has come into contact with a shirt that didn't have those retarded stripes
>you sell the virgin trash for a total of 19 dollars
>you don't smell like roadkill anymore. congratulations. your bmi is in the normal range, however you discover there's a ton of loose skin and stretch marks. shirtless, you look like the victim of a teleportation experiment gone wrong. you attempt to compensate by building muscle mass to fill out the stretched skin since you can't afford cosmetic surgery. you look roided out as fuck. combined with your erratic aspie body language and weirdly soft unfocused downie gaze, random passersby are absolutely terrified of you
>at this point you get fired from your job because people no longer give you pity points since it looks like you sort of have your shit together but at the same time your defective brain still makes you unintentionally aggravate your coworkers at every step
>megan reports you for rape
>live the rest of your life as a footnote on some meme page outlining original chris' antics while you rot in prison
Nathaniel Lopez
I vaguely remember some guy dressing up as a banana or a pickle or something and threatening to fight him kek
Cameron Sanchez
Uncover the truth about the moon landing