What fucked up thing would you do in the apocalypse Yea Forums?
We'll assume post heavily radiated world that's now safe and a population so small that there are only tribes yet you can find people to fuck with.
I've been daydreaming about raping some small girl and chewing her throat out until she bleeds to death.
but that's just me
i'm assuming you're just posting really fucked up shit to get rid of pornfags
if not, you need some help. find a therapist
I have one. doesn't really help.
I'm talking about raping and eating someone? how is that btfo'ing porn fags?
Also answer the question. what would you do lmao
If she was small enough I'd get her completely collapsed and squeezed legs, arms and body all together in a forced fetal position.
Then after raping her that way into submission I'd kiss her neck until I'd start nibbling on it.
After sometime I'd start biting hard enough to break the skin and then she'd start yelling again once I start biting hard enough to taste blood.
Then as she kicks and squirms I'd bite chunks out at an alarming rate until I break into her esophagus and blood would be sent both ways, chocking and bubbling up in her mouth and to her lungs as she drowns on her own blood.
Only bubbling and gurgling of blood as she drowns and I bit deeper and deeper into her neck until I hit bone
What's wrong with that?
Then her head would fall off?
yes then her head would fall off.
maybe don't be a sniveling pussy?
Probably the most fucked up thing I'd do would be to kill my wife, but out of love. This is something that we've both agreed on. Should an apocalypse scenario occur in which we don't instantly die, my wife wants me to scout out all the local weed stores and dispensaries to try to gather what drugs there are left. Then she wants to go on a crazy-ass bender until she can't even recognize herself anymore, then I end it all for her. I don't wanna go out that way, but I would be honored to be her way out of a hellish existence.
Be much happier than I am now.
>Then she wants to go on a crazy-ass bender until she can't even recognize herself anymore
I don't know how enjoyable that'll be right before taking drugs and thinking 'by the end of this I'll be dead'
She probably will steer clear of the hard stuff, just a lot of THC edibles consumed in a small period of rime.
> can die from weed
bruh
For real? I've always been told you can't OD on weed.
I would collect small girls and then train them to be my lovers and my army.
We would rule the wastes. I would send my son's to expand my empire through warfare and to bring me fresh lolis
I accept this.
My loli's will eventually have to battle your loli's of course.
for dominance
why would you eat the young girls. you eat the older girls and save the younger ones for breeding. If there is a small number of girls you need to make sure you get sex slaves for a while... or so i have heard.
That's gonna be fun to watch, but also heartbreaking.
>Meming on the public board
Top shelf cringe, dumbshit.
eh I like the concept of squeezing a small girl into the fetal position in my arms so that she's powerless. I feel like that'd be harder with a bigger girl.
OH SHIT NIGGA. THE FUTURE HAS BEEN PREDICTED.
FUTURE LOLI WARS INBOUND
>heartbreaking
No. only the strong will survive to become the ultimate bottom bitch loli's
witnessed
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Bump
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But I don't want my girls to die.
I’d restart technology and get the internet up and running with a blank slate so I could immediately resume the only war that matters: posting angsty memes about sjws
who else will fight for you.
sacrifices must be made. weak loli leaders lose all girls to their weakness
I would roam solo and scavenge. I already have an ar15 and a couple of hand guns. I would kill others to take their goods. I would find it hard to trust others in that situation. I don’t want to risk getting a knife in the back.
I would just kill someone just out of curiosity to see what i felt afterwards, if anything
any loli's involved?
Kind of why I'd like to try to eat someone.
but not a dead person. I want them alive.
I know what must be done, but I do it with a heavy heart.
pic related.
loli's charging into battle circa 11.500 AB colorized
This threads got potential
would depend on the actual cause of the apocalypse
If it were a sort of invasion/war: I'd either try my hand as a for hire interrogator to question and torture vip's or go full snackbar and plant traps around randomly to harass/kill invaders
If it were true nuclear annihilation/asteroid impact I don't honestly know, probably go south, find a boat, and live off the ocean, occasionally shoot at pirates....you know the usual expected shit
There's magic in this blessed thread
this might actually be the greatest thread i've ever seen on one of the worst boards i've ever seen
It has quints, loli's contemplated homicide.
what else could you even want?