Riddle time mister anons

I like riddles, I'll bite.
>You can eat it it.
>But you can't eat it.
Something who's parts are edible but the sum is not.
>And if you eat it.
>You wont eat it.
Something which if eaten would have a different result than how a conventional meal is eaten.

Okay, now that I've thought of that, here's a fucking retarded guess:

The sun

HEY! Don't call that nigger, a nigger YOU nigger

did a woman come up with this shit?

big black cock

a duck

You're a fucking nigger is what you are OP

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I think it's death. you know, "eating it."

i can’t believe noone said cum yet..

i want to eat it/ be covered in your cum OP

Cum.

We both had it at the same time!
How cute!

nothing.

Dicks

a big gelatin penis

Death

>>You can eat it
>>But you can't eat it
If you bite the bullet or die then you'd have eaten it but not at the same time

>>And if you eat it
>>You won't eat it
basically the same shit i said above

this is pretty fucking gay OP

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nothing
>you can eat nothing
>you can't literally eat nothing
>if you eat nothing
>you won't eat anything

ae

Words
since you can eat your own words if you get something wrong or lose a bet or some shit
And if you do have to eat your own words you won't eat it since most people are too stubborn to admit they're wrong

I'm just gonna confess. I got no answer. I am sorry. I don't think there is an actual answer. It's like the riddle "How A Raven Like A Writing Desk."

>You can eat it
drugs
>But you can't eat it
illegal
>And if you eat it
>You won't eat it
locked up

Is it shit?

A fart.

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

I am elliot, king of the gentlemen

Kek. I am disappoint.

It’s fucken cutlery ya dumb dumbs

air

I'll go out on a limb here and say it's the forbidden fruit

Dirt

They have big cawks?

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