Hey Yea Forums I wanna fucking kill ms but I don't have any weapon and don't have access to any bin my country...

Hey Yea Forums I wanna fucking kill ms but I don't have any weapon and don't have access to any bin my country, how can I die peacefully without pain?

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jump.

>do a flip faggot

I thought about it but if I fall wrong I could survive and agonise for hours before getting rescued or dying of a horrible pain.

P.S: I got the Futurama reference and fuck you for your seriousness.

Zip ties

Suicide Bag, I think hats what im gonna do

the exit bag, painless, but you're gonna have to save like 200$ and wait a few weeks

You wanna talk?

go high enough this isn't a problem.

>stop making excuses bitch.

me too user why are you gonna do it

So...are we jigglin or...

You cant

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

MS is a serious disease dude, good job on killing it.

Wow, that completely doesn't describe me, congrats for your amazing imagination, now go try to be edgy at your fucking home, were you'll probably have people that cares for you, not like me, I don't care for you, you don't give a fuck, I know, so I don't about your comment.

Funny, I admit it ;)

>falling for a copypasta
can you be any more of a newfag

Actually I'll apologize, Im OP, I just saw the comment and I thought you answered me, so I answered you... sorry Yea Forumsro

all good man, you should use exit bag if you want a painless death, thats how i plan to go

Cool, I'll take a look, thx a lot ^^

heres the instructions

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Saved it, looks cool, I'll definitely do it when I really fall from the edge, I guess I'm still on it bc of money issues hehe

user while i support your right to suicide, before you use the exit bag please take another look at life, most things aren't permanent and is solvable, i wouldn't advise offing yourself unless necessary

So you think if I make the effort I can change my point of view? Maybe you're right, but I should've been dead long ago, that's a fact, and I've lost every interest in living, I got tired of problems for nothing that literally devastates my life. Every time I try to stand it's another smash on my face to make me kneel before general Life and his amazing "Equality" which makes money rule over every living thing, even you and me.

Nah I really appreciate what you say but, even if one day I win a million dollars, I'd do that exit bag thing after Smoking a million dollar in joints or done absolutely everything I can do with them before doing it at the end. Life's worthless even if people think it's the most valuable thing. But that's my opinion, I speak for nobody here(And nowhere)

Enough talk, commence the jiggling!

This, but just lock youself in a bathroom with the talk and you get some sweet oxygen narcosis before you die. It'll be the best few minutes of your life.