I want to kill my dog

I want to kill my dog
No guns no poison
It's a big dog so
And i don't want her to feel too much pain
I can't cut her head off or smash her skull
Any other ideas?

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An alternative is to kill yourself . Actually please kill yourself.pleassse

Also
might use her skull for my bike

That's next
First my dog

Don't kill your dog you massive faggot. Give it to a new home or a shelter or literally anything else besides killing it. Don't end an animal's life because you can't accept that you love cocks

Get ready for school you fucking faggot. Wash your dirty ass so the girls don't call you stinky Pete

Nice trips
And i want her skull

This is good advice but not needed
Thanks though

Antifreeze in the water bowl, or if you’ve got the ability to do so, a bullet to the back of the head. That’s what I do.

Drowning
Or feed her heaps of chocolate

If you want the skull, just poison her or stab her in the heart

That would work but it's a big dog
Not sure if i could stab her deep enough

How long does chocolate takes to kill a dog?

No guns
Might try that antifreeze though

Step 1. Buy rope
Step 2. Get/buy stool
Step 3. Put stool under tree with branch, get dog on stool and tie rope around dog neck and tree branch
step 4. Tighten rope, not so tight that it strangles her, but tight enough that she wont slip out
Step 5. Hang her, it should break her neck once you kick the stool and she should only feel it for a split second before death. This will not damage the skull if you do it right

Have fun killing your dog

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Thanks!
I don't know why i didn't thought about this
It's a really really good idea!

make sure you try it on yourself first so you know how high to drop it from

Haha
Nah
I bet with meter and a half or 1.75 will be more than enough

How long does it take?

How do I just KNOW you aren't white...

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I am
Not sure how white but pretty much the whitest guy around

Dude fuck you just kill yourself please. Leave your dog out of it. People on here are sick. They should have the purge and kill ask you fucks off.

That's not a bad idea
This place would be boring though

Will a wire work or it's better to use a thick rope?

Why do you want to do this?

Are ypu incel, NEET, or MGTOW? Is that why?

Grapes are incredibly toxic to dogs apparently... I don't know how painful it would be...

Interestingly, loving vagina is what makes people kill dogs. Cocklovers usually just kill other cocklovers...

That doesn't makes sense

What's MGTOW?
I'm none of that

Kill yourself

Please kys

Will do

You should kill yourself

I think she knows what i'm planning

Nice larp retard

Will make a skull cleaning thread in a few weeks

What kind of dog is she

...

Stupid Yea Forums doesn't let me post pics
She's half rottwieler half labrador

hopefully big doggo will catch on to your faggotry and maul your ass, b8 or not b8 you should an hero anyway (just to be on the safe side

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I should!
I should!
I already fought big dogs