So I got me a bang maid this week.
She comes over, cleans my place, cooks me dinner, and I bang her and she leaves. I make her call me "sir" and even tell her she is my bang maid.
Only thing is she is in her 40's and not cute at all. But she is the lowest maintenance girl I've ever been with.
So I am wondering if I should just enjoy what I have or keep looking for someone that is more of a gf.
What does Yea Forums think. Pic unrelated.
Don't ruin this perfect setup, OP
This is better than marriage trust me. Talk her into giving you a bj while watching your favorite sporting event & you’ll be living the dream.
Got pics?
Sounds like you're worth as a human being is on par with your bang maid.
Honestly I'd say the bang maid is gaming you. You're such a loser you pay ugly women to clean your nest because you're that helpless, on top of the fact that you're so insecure/inept you pay ugly women to bang.
I don't pay her, she just does it.
lemme correct your shit story for the rest of Yea Forums...
high school weeb finally realized the housekeeper has a special place op wants to put his penor, but she's fat and probably mexican.
How much do you pay her?
I would say it's probably cool a couple times but then you will probably long for more affection. Sex is cool and if you just want that then continue but there's more gratification in banging someone you care about and don't want to get the fuck off if you right after you cum. There's more to life than sex. Really depends on who you are as a person. Kind of sucks becoming attached to someone and they fuck you over and break your heart.
I want one, where did you find her?
I don't pay her.
I was just looking for some super easy pussy. I talked to her for a bit and realized that she is super submissive,.
This guy is just waiting for a woman to take half of his shit. Don’t listen to him.
it's called a girlfriend.
Honestly? facebook.
Nah I got one of those, she just wants to nag and talk about her feelings and other gay shit while dinner isn’t making itself.
Damn, you got a deal. Make sure to use protection though a pregnancy scam is possible.
so..
she cooks...
she cleans...
she fucks...
for free...
Old friend or group buddy? I gotta get back on Facebook.
That’s the marriage deception. Got me twice.
>other gay shit
child.
yeah, and op is trying to say he's getting that shit without a ring.
calling bullshit.
Yeah.
Once again, she is in her 40's has 2 kids (which I don't want anything to do with) and she isn't rich or hot.
So a hooker who cooks and cleans?
Based set up.
How much do you pay her?
Id say its all good in the hood. You should search for a partner for precreation sake. Otherwise keep your maid.
Once again, I don't pay her. She is just super submissive and not at all hot.
If she fucks AND sucks for free, you hit the jackpot. Doesn’t matter what she looks like any woman is just going to get old anyway, but very rarely do they suck and fuck without wanting anything in return. The thought of an older woman cleaning my place, cooking me dinner, and then letting me have my way with her AND leaving me the fuck alone afterward just gave me a massive boner. I can imagine her friends telling them I’m using her and then her replying that all she wants is to be used. I’m Rock Hard you have no idea.
she has 2 kids to support, but she works for only your dick?
you're story is falling apart by the second.
Hey dipshit you think women in their 40's have a huge choice is guys? Especially ones that are submissive and get treated the way they want to be treated?
Maybe she works hard for her kids, and just needs a good dicking every now and then.
Yeah she is just into light BDSM. As long as I tie her up a little and fuck her she is happy.
We have only gotten together 3 times so far but she seems happiest the more I make her do for me. As long as I take control she smiles.
I’m imagining a slightly chubby super horny 40yo brunette with saggy tits, pancake ass, and a soft voice wearing nothing but heels knowing she won’t get turned down:
“Hey, I just want to give you a blowjob and a sandwich, which one do you want first? Or do you want both?”
This is right, she work a lot of OT as a nurse. Doesn't get out much.
Not far from the truth.
Dude, you have the best sex toy. Please tell me there are body pics so I can do something with this boner.
Sorry dude, I have been too embarrassed to take pics. Like I know I am fucking an unattractive chick but I also know her priority is to do what I say and make me happy.
She's kinda like a dog in the sense she only is happy around me when she sense I am content.
Lol actually haven't been had a girlfriend for over a year because I don't want to have a toxic relationship. Just got tired of fucking cocks and wanting them to get the fuck out of my house .
Not even a clothed nondescript no face body pic from facebook?
TBH I was just shotgunning it.
I was looking for older single women that I could easily talk into a quick fuck. I tried facebook for dating but had much less success, so I figured this would be easy.
Sounds like the perfect “relationship”....
I’m assuming she leaves after?
Ok if that is what you want.
This is from early spring, she is acutally about 30 pounds lighter now from doing nothing nut working all summer.
Dubs confirms your a jealous faggot.
Fat girl with tits. Nice.
It doesn’t matter one iota what she looks like when you’re inside her, or her mouth is on your cock & you are thinking of a model/porn star. It’s not like you are going to red carpet events, if the sex is good then that’s more than most people get. Keep up the good work.
Funny is that I am more into the fact she cooks and cleans and does what I say and actually gives me some god damn respect.
She must have some big ass nipples to pierce through a cotton shirt and HD bra. You know what size her tits are?
BIG
I’d be more into the instabeej, and just dropping her pants whenever and sticking it in her in the middle of whatever she is doing. A full belly and clean house are superb extras.
So what I am getting for Yea Forums is "It doesn't matter what she looks like, as long as she fuck you correctly and does what you say and that makes you happy?"
is that right?
If that’s what makes her happy, and treats your dick and sexual needs like royalty, feeds you, cleans, leaves you alone & doesn’t need you for support, that’s the secret of life, my friend