Tell me something interesting about yourself!

K third attempt

I've decided he is and I like him

No

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I can walk and talk

Sorry you had to do that, this banana guy is persistent... What language is your first?

OH

MY

GOD

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I need shrimp.

And gay kisses.

>Tell me something interesting about yourself!
... 404 Page Not Found

Walking and talking is an ancient skill passed down from generation to generation, it’s incredibly rare.

I just turned 18 late July and my daughter is 1 in December

Take a guess? It's a Slavic language.

But can you walk the walk and talk the talk?

Yes, I can talk the walk and walk the talk too.

I don't understand those banana's is that how threads are being raided now?
The banana sucks tbh i swear its like one person doing it.

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I once killed an armed assailant, open-hand.

i live in constant fear that my parents will reject me for who i am

Its an old, dead meme at this point:

Shut the fuck up already.

Shrimp? And please stop with that you fucking cutie

You're a page?

I feel as if this is an incorrect statement.

Jeez you were super young when you had her, huh?

I'm gonna go with Slovakian!

It appears to be that way, yes.

God damn, did you like... chop his throat or something?

Why is that? What would they reject you for?

NEVER

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I can survive a whole day on a box of cheezits and water. I think I'm ready for the wilderness camping

But gay kisses.

My Salary is more than $500K a year. It doesn't make me happy.

user, hunger sets in at 3 weeks and thirst will kill you at 3 days

You're so needy!

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my parents, especially my father, are conservative and devout christians. the concept of "gender identity" and "being bisexual" is just satanistic nonsense to them.

> I'm gonna go with Slovakian!

Interesting choice but I suppose you could say it was more obvious than that. It's Russian.

Also how are you op?

Walking and talking are super rare, What planet are you on?

I was, but I probably would've been worse off if I hadn't had her.

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Oddly this thread feels very not b to me not that its bad just not b

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wew, this new. lurk more

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I met the VP of Wells Fargo on a flight once, he was a nice enough guy and he was kinda impressed by me being that I was young and held a decent conversation with him :3

What do you do for a living, user?

Ah. Are you trans? Sorry if that's a blunt question.

Ah, I see. More obvious given Russia is in direct competition with America and thus has more reason to have citizens fluent in our language. I'm well, how are you?

Yeah, I'm sure. Glad you're doing well now tho!

The banana spam is as Yea Forums as it gets!

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Well I like the ocean and I play World of Warcraft

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Bum-fucker Dotterel Colbert Loves Ball Barfa

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Yo banana spammer these people don't understand why you're spamming about Colbert.

What about the ocean do you enjoy?

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im more nonbinary, but again its such a foreign concept to them im not sure how theyd handle me coming out.

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Sycophant Hillbilly Colbert Adores Love Liquora

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Ah, well they'll figure it out eventually. You might as well be the one to break it to them.

Hiya!

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Yes i meant besides the spam lol and thanks c:

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>Badgerfucker Ratcatcher Reject Joker Colbert Delights In Protein ShakeaVenerates Rude GlueaDelights In Wang Pusa

Such a way with words /swoons

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I IDOLIZE SPUNKA

np user, how are ya?

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I'm totally not a Russian spy if that's what you're getting at.

Nice to hear you are well. I'm not doing particularly well I guess. I've had mild issues with my eye for a couple days and I've found I can get worked up thinking about the worst outcomes when it comes to health. I also had another health "scare" like a month ago so things have been occurring at an abnormal frequency.

Xenophobe Asscunt Blubber gut Ratfink Colbert Is Crazy About Rude Gluea

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For all the gay kisses.

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It'd be bad for me if you gave my threads more attention by bumping them constantly~

Suuuuuuuuuure you're not. Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Precisely!

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Yes. I was working club security and a fellow tried to stab me. I passed the blade, stepped outside and struck him shutō-uchi across the throat. It was more a startle reflex than anything intentional. I tried to apply first aid, but his trachea was crushed, he only lasted about a minute.

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>What do you do for a living, user?
Software dude at Netflix. Not as interesting as it sounds.

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I found out I'm near sighted a decade ago and got glasses but it wasn't ever severe or bothersome enough so I never wear them. They've sat in a drawer since I got them.

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Ive been better and yourself ?

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Hey, first guess! Throat injuries are pretty damn lethal, that's why cops can't chokehold people these days

Not bad at all, I assume it pays well?

Get contacts yo. They're not that bad when you get used to them.

I'm lovely, thanks for asking! Why have you been better?

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Poetic

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God, I love high fructose porn

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Do you wear them? Like I said I don't really need them. Also the idea of putting something in my eye is unsettling so I think I'd have trouble getting used to it. I currently am disliking the sensation of eye drops even.

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I do, have for years. You'll definitely need them as your eyesight deteriorates.

I am a 300+ pound fatass, but I can bust out graceful as fuck back flips while cliff jumping.

Yes, that was years ago, but it led me to adjust my training. I no longer wanted my startle reflex to be homicide.

Pic or it didn't happen.

I wonder how significantly it has deteriorated by now, if it all. Since it's gradual I probably wouldn't have noticed. Just like how when I first put on the glasses it was surreal to see things at a distance so clearly. Before that experience, I had casually accepted that blurry things were at the limit of normal human vision. Fuck my shit eyesight genes.

I posted a new thread since the image limit hit btw

> casually accepted
Falsely accepted

Don't have pics. Plz accept video.
youtube.com/watch?v=GuK33EesFJ4
(FWIW I was more like 260-270 here, but it's not a skill you forget easily.)