Secrets thread? secrets thread

nice, i do the same with one of my wifes friends. If she doesnt automatically i tell her to take a shower after sleeping over while i prepare breakfeast. works every time

I'm a zoophile and pedophile, and into incest.
I'd impregnate my own daughter if I had a chance.

I'm a closeted furry.

Exactly what I do. Play the perfect host, works so damn well.

meant for

BSA?

I can't cum unless i'm in some kind of uniform

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She’s not into the boyfriend stage yet. Boys have checked her out too.

yeah, gotta love that.
Trying to think of ways to have more girls showering at my place...

I was able to get away with raping a very drunk girl because she thought I was another guy in the dark. That started a chain reaction that emboldened me and led to several more rapes of different girls.

When i was a budding youngster i used to rub and touch cousins, sister. And her friend while they slept

hot, ever take pics of them ? while they are passed out and naked?

I have a 3 inch penis and I'm hoping when I burn my fat off it will at least go to 4 inches, but I'm still a manlet

not " boyfriend", but "boy(ish) friend"
>Boys have checked her out too.
how old they were, approximately?

My gf and I have a severely, and I mean severely obese roommate with a 7 year old son. She is not attractive, but claims the boy is the product of rape when she was 17 (she was a 6/10 chubby then going by pics).

Tldr I got wasted while my gf was working a double at the hospital and just fucked the everliving hell out of the roommate. Her sons' "room" was just the closet in her room so I know he heard, if not saw everything. Used all three holes, but anal was really more of me fucking her ass cheeks, only my tip and like an inch were actually in her anus. No condom, came a load of times until I got that drunk dick where you're hard but just totally numb and can't finish.

Worried my gf will find out.

Teens

Only once. She was passed out and I took this as I was leaving. I was basically dared by a friend to rape her and her kept texting me asking for proof.

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That fat bitch is going to hold that over you forever. You are so fucked, my dude.

i see, like 10-12 or 13-15

how much friends of similar age does she have?

I'm obsessed with ingrown toenails. I watch videos of nails being pulled out and writhe as I imagine the sense of relief. I no longer have my big toenails and I miss doing home surgery on myself.

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damn, i wouldnt have been able to resist taking more pics / video. i fucking love passed out bitches

Got kicked out at 16, was staying at my friend's house because his dad was in SA inspecting oil refineries or some shit. His sister was a 12 year old scene girl because that was the popular thing at the time. She was kind of chubby, but had the body of a much older teenage girl. You wouldn't know she was so young unless you were told. I was told, but didn't care. She was one of those girls that tries desperately to be a grown up. Party happened, drinks were had, and my friend opened the door to see me slamming into his sister from behind, her face up against the wall standing on a beanbag chair so I could get the right angle for a standing fuck.

He kicked me out, understandably, but never called the cops or anything. Also I dated his sister for a few months after that, and she dated a 24 year old after me.

Her friends in her age aren’t interested.

My top priority is getting away at that point and before that my priority is getting the deed done.

This is my dear, but it has been a few weeks (and several other overnight shifts) and fatty has said nothing and made no moves. All it takes is one roommate argument gone wrong, but on the other hand it is so unbelievable that I would ever smash her, plus her history of claiming rape means I think I might survive if fatty tries to weaponize that night's incident.

once i see them naked i start taking pics (if alone), if i can get it off them, i can also dress them again after. Never fucked any of them though.

Pics??

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

I hope you're right

Did that to a cousin, a sister and an ex, plan on doing it with current gf maybe inviting a friend

do you help her use some of them ?

I would like to hear the story of the sister and cousin. Do you show them to anyone else? That seems too risky but you're a hero to me.

Sadly no

are you m or f?

how did she ask you to buy them ?

What do you mean with anyone else? Like ppl that know them or in here?

Your dad posted here:

F

Share

Yes to both. I showed my pic to friends while I told the story.

I may have ruined my veins/nerves around my scrotum from extreme edging and now find it difficult to get an erection

Anyone else have this problem and find a solution? I don't wanna have to start taking viagra at age 27

She never did, I just started buying them for her when I found out she was having sex.

I am a Residential Advisor at Georgetown and I sniff the hot freshman girls panties when they are out of their rooms.

Post em

I want to cum on my step mom's face. I think she's pretty sexy.

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No. I am the only one with the knowledge to do that and I will be dead when (because sharing it on the Net has no end) she find out. Sorry!

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sounds like you are a good guy

I’ve been so tempted to set up some kind of spy camera to se my sister in laws naked in the bathroom. But too worried about being cought. What kind of hidden camera do you use? And how do you set it up?

Its about to be 2 years since my ex fiance left me for some other guy and it really did broke the ever lasting shit out of me. But I worked on myself and changed my outlook on life. Got shredded and got a better job. Fucked so many chicks along the way. Im honestly better off now but deep down I can't seem to just ever break that chain with my ex and its slowly eating my will to kinda see a better future. Not gonna an hero because I truley believe in better days but I don't think ill ever move on and I tried everything. Stay hydrated my fellow anons.

Only to my best friend, he knows both of them, here yeah but without face

did you post here years ago under the name bbq?

So does it turn you on knowing you may be helping your daughter grow up to be dirty for someone

What is the hottest thing thats ever happened letting her go without any panties?

i occasionally will binge eat trash foods so i can take horrendous shits in my mother in-law's bathtub

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I want to fuck my big titty friend with my wife or without my wife so fucking bad. I have tried so many times. My wife has A cups which is fine titties are titties. but come onnnnnn she has C's and when she moved in with us for a week i would put on her clothes and beat my meat like crazy. I also want her to peg the fuck out of me while my wife watches. Anyone got any tips on convincing my wife for a threesome? She wants a threesome with our friend who is a guy but doesn't want to have one with this ONE friend we have (big titty one) but said i could choose any other girl.

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I do what I can. She is a good kid, doesn't need to be getting knocked up or anything like that. I'd never do anything with her but I'll admit she is very cute and must be amazing in bed

Yes

Yes

Easter pictures. Those are still out there somewhere.

Same

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Ive been in a D/s relationship with a married woman for the last 6 months. I dump huge baby making loads in her almost everyday. Her husband has no idea and trusts her with me. She has planned on divoricing him. Pic related

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good to see you're still alive

how are you doing bbqmom? how has the situation developed since we last saw you?

If she was coming back, you’d know it by now. Be glad you weren’t married with a kid or you would have been really screwed. No one is irreplaceable...that’s for the movies.

Pretty sure my dorky teenage brother just stole my exes nudes from me. He was just in my room and now I can't find my back up SD card so.

I’ve never bought her panties since last time we talked. How long has it been now?

Thanks for the kind words user. Feels good to actually be somewhere better.

you probably kicked it under your disgusting bed

Wife and I were hurting for money. My friend joked if I was a girl I could escort to make easy cash. I started crossdressing and practiced being passable. I became a crossdressing escort after that. Did it for two years now I only see 2 of the guys regularly.

sleepover, implies you were a child. No penetration then I assume because ass fucking hurts and if you're a girl then you would certainly also notice and feel the pain.

I call this bullshit or it's just your genitals being stroked or him cuming on you.

I have no attraction to my gf's sister, at all, but I still wanna watch them fuck each other

I like dressing up and acting like a girl, even around my friends. I sometimes need makeup but not all the time. I WANT to suck one my friends dick but Idk if he would want to do anything with me because he's straight

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What about a 3some?

a couple of years.

tell me about your adventures since then.

I am 22 years old and I wet the bed and wear diapers
There, that's my secret

It was definitely easier when she was younger. She’d blab if things got out of hand now. But I have my suspicions of some things.

When did this start?

what do you have suspicions of?

Sister got a new bf and suddenly asked if dau could spend the night.

Still confused...

Every other weekend. When she’d never asked before?

Who is asking? Dau?

Even better. I'd never be able to talk them into it though. Something about her being completely unattractive to me makes me wanna fuck her till she screams. I don't get why

sounds like exactly what you were hoping for.

My sister. With the new bf.

Uh huh

I'm basically stuck in an abusive relationship with another guy. it's either that or kill myself...

Wow what do u think is happening???

why don't you wanna let your sister have some too, don't you like her?

she doesn't have any kids of her own?

kill yourself! As you said, you cannot escape your relationship. You're a slave now. Better free yourself from this fucked up life.

what makes it abusive?

What do you think happens? Her nightie is awfully short.

I do let her go over

Nope

Really wish I had friends willing to do a wife swap or dp with. I want the rush and thrill of watching my girl get used, but it's even better if you get some fresh taboo pussy out of it. None of my friends are really down except one, and he could never convince his wife

It did hurt, but I kept my eyes shut the entire time. I wasn't silent, I was in very audible pain, I almost started crying, and he would sometimes stop to see if I was sleeping, but after a while I think he stopped caring and just kept going. It wasn't like he pounded me, he slowly pushed it in and slowly rocked for a few minutes until he took it out and left. My guess is he only barely pushed the tip in but I still consider it rape

kids that age have no real sense of modesty either, right?

no, I mean...without him I'd have no home or anything, and I'd rather kill myself than deal with that. so I'm stuck with him

he's got anger issues and he hurts me in bed and makes me do stuff that he knows I hate

None at all.

I was sexually abused my an uncle and have become addicted to drugs. It’s difficult to maintain intimate relationships because I have a hard time being touched. I just want it to end

so you must get quite an eyeful around the house normally, and that's exactly what he sees when she stays over.

>makes me do stuff that he knows I hate
stuff like what?

Uh huh

I’m sorry :( If it makes you feel any better, my sister makes me wear diapers too

so tell me: what is he seeing when she stays over?

Pussy. Lots of it.

and how does that make you feel?

Horny af

holy shit user could you sound more dry and obnoxious

She a virgin? You ever done anything?

get a job and move out. You can rent a room with others in an appartment, thats not expensive. Get out of the dependance-relationship. Dont stay with someone for materialistic reasons. Go go go!

I honestly hope you get better. That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen/heard about

I really could yeah

I’ve never done anything except look. And show her off. I don’t know if she’s still a virgin or not.

Age Gaps?

Big

ಠ_ಠ

*Between the sisters

Oh lol. She’s 3 years older.

Gotcha. Older one in college or nah?

Out

Started dating a 14 year old at 21. She's now 17 and I'm 24. We're still together. My family has no clue

I like to share her online without mentioning her details. People getting off to her not knowing the level of taboo they're indulging in gets me off. She has no idea of this

now i want to see her :/

Jesus Christ, guy... You alright?

Yeah love to share but can't on this thread for sure

I’ve realised I want to fuck a lesbian couple who I’m friends with, my thought process is that they’ve probably never tried dick before, so before they get married I’d like to give them that option.

they're not interested in dick, much less your dick. keep it in your head.

I've wanted to fuck my older sister (two years older to be exact) since I was a preteen, and fantasized about fucking her constantly through my teen years. One time while we were camping she was sleeping without a sleeping bag because it was too warm. She was wearing only a thin nightgown and some panties, her nipples were visible through the fabric, and the gown was so sort I had no trouble seeing her panties, and even saw a noticeable camel toe. I fapped while staring at her while she slept besides me, probably the best fap of my life.

Had I any less self control and common sense, I probably would've tried to stick it in her that night. That would've been a bad idea for multiple reasons, especially if I actually somehow managed to cum inside her (which I would've wanted to do more than anything). Still, somehow my sister not only was never aware of what I did during that camping trip, but my lust for her in general. If she does know, she never mentioned it to me, and we're still on good terms and talk regularly to this day. Ironically, she's even told me a couple times about how I'm probably one of the only men in her life who doesn't want to fuck her, unaware of all the times I've fantasized about fucking and impregnating her over the years.

I want to tear full boar into my sisters pussy. Ever since I was a kid. I masturbate to porn that looks like her all the time and I hate myself for it. We actually have a positive and normal relationship. I’m a god damn Lannister...

How do I tell my gf of 4 years I want to move on? I dont want to be an asshole and break her heart, but It would be very unwise to stay in a relationship where the next thing to do is marriage while both in our early 20's.
I really like this girl but Im not really done being single, the last thing I wish to do is ending up cheating.
Im having a great time with her but I really wish i would have met her 5 years in the future.
What do Yea Forums?

tell her you want to be in a one sided open relationship

I want to break up with my gf so bad but I promised I would only do it if she cheated on me so now that’s all I’m waiting for

Ask them to raise their hand if they're in a relationship, and when they do, tell them "not so fast"

I tried to talk a kid in highschool into killing himself, with only partial success. He attempted suicide but his parents found him before he expired. They put him in a mental institution for a while, and moved out of state at the end of the schoolyear.

Awesome

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. Bitch would be so fucking humiliated if she knew that people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to her face

In your situation I would enjoy that fap. I would keep it a secret because it implies problems. But I would not feel guilty. Better enjoy fantasy with your sister.

best fucking advice ever!!! I'll try that one out.

imig.es/c/8PUneLP
Let me know what you think and if you want more videos

Use un see or vola. Or drop your kik

I get off thinking of my mom used as a cum and piss slut for friends, strangers and trannies. She's a 67 years old widow.

Anyone enjoying this bitch?

watched my gf fuck my female best friend with a strapon

ew

Damn

that's so hot

You don't like her?

don't like who?

Stroking it to a vid of my ex. Thinking about “accidentally” uploading it somewhere when I’m done

yeah, had never seen my best friend naked but I had always wanted to.

post it

Nobody knows it, but I love gang bangs. Nothing better than being the center of attention of a group of hot guys.

m or f?

Thinking about it. It shows everything and her school is easy to figure out. How bad will it fuck her up?

probably not at all. do it

femanon (not gonna post tits, don't ask about)

Be a Yea Forumshero and post it.

Tell us more

Just fucked my brother's wife last week.

what do you want to know?

That’s too bad...

Where did it happen? Did your friend enjoy it? Did she cum?

full greeentext with everything you saw will be great

Surprised nobody aks me details. Looks like Yea Forums is more into tranys and gays now.

>we were all a bit drunk at my friends house.
>Not sure how it came up but idea got thrown out
>everyone's down
>move to bedroom
>gf and friend start making out
>clothes start coming off
>friend is embarassed to show tits and pussy to me
>I take off clothes too to make it fair
>gf fingers friend
>gf eats out friend
>gf puts on strap on
>friend bends over on all fours
>gf lubes strapon and slowly slides it in friends pussy
>turns out friends a screamer, yells loudly
>rock hard at this point
>they fuck in doggy for a while
>friend cums 3 times
>I'm rubbing my dick
>Finish on my gf's tits

ok, give details

Just fucked my wife while watching amateur porn

I'm at sunnymanner on kik if anyone wants more of this slut

hot
never tried to fuck your friend?

How do you get away with that enough to do it multiple times??

not before this. But she did say she wants to try dp at some point, so maybe my gf and I could try that

>dp
anal and vaginal

yes, double penetration. my dick and the strapon

pics?

If the shit ever hits the fan, deny everything. Call the land whale a lying bitch and if her son intervenes call him someone who just wants to believe everything the mother says. Thow them out. And then tell your gf how "sad" you feel for the poor boy but how you can't let the psychopaths ruin your lives.

FBI I found the next shooter

How old were you?

Are you the dom? Or is she?

You do realize "tldr" means too long didn't read, right?

You "tldr" is fucking longer than your first paragraph.

Sounds like any fellow Yea Forumstard. Perfect.

I'm a closet fag that gets fucked by 12 guys a month and my GF has no idea

Also been wanting to fuck my sister ever since I was around 13

I've been touching my sister for over 10 years now when she's asleep
>Be on family vacation
>getting kind of bold since ive been getting comfortable touching her while shes sleeping
>Stick finger up her vagoo
>She's actively resisting me
>Too horny to care and it's dark as fuck in room
>Stop after a very short time cause the bitty is moving too much and is next to mum
I still think about it to this day
I also used to cut hole in her pajamas so I could get better access when she was sleeping too

My house has a dungeon.

Find another whore with bigger tits just to piss her off

I have hundreds of nudes I've stolen/saved of a chubby slut I know. I think about sending them to her male friends or teenage son's friends to expose her

How old were you when you were molested by him?
What exactly did he do to you?

pics or vids to share????

did the same....so fuck hard....

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not here, post your kik or wickr if you want

Fucked my neighbor two days ago

wickr....heavybreather

Hey add me

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how old?

chubby chick I know has been with her bf for over 2 years, they act all lovey and are even thinking of getting engaged and moving in together but I am still fuckbuddies with her, she is super kinky and apparently her BF has a low sex drive.

She does shit like fuck me while she is on the phone with him, or if he is away fuck me on his bed/in his apartment (They don't live together but spend time together a lot so she has a key) done some other things as well if anyone has any interest.

I'm 19 hes 18

what is yours and i will connect....

You got pic of her?

I have a pants wetting fetish. Would love to see my husband piss himself but I'm afraid he'll shoot it down and my fantasy will be crushed forever.

pics or vids of your wins????

What kind of fucking husband wouldn't want to please your kinks?

wickr bigboot99

all ill share of her

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M/F?

He's a pretty no-nonsense kind of guy so I'm conflicted on how he'll respond to this

I pretend to be girls online constantly. Not here, because no one believes it here (well they do on /soc/, but still) I do it everyday. My whole life revolves around pretending to be various cute girls across social media and chat sites and dating sites on the internet.

All for attention and adoration. All because I don't have friends. Id on't really get anything else out of it, I've made a few strong friendships but they are obviously all based on lies. I eventually get tired of being the one persona and ditch the account or site and crop up again elsewhere a week or so later.

It's actually kind of sad how many desperate guys exist across the internet, I've seen some vile fucked up things and the depths people are willing to go to to either meet up or get nudes form "me" (the girls I'm posing as) Not to mention I've run into numerous pedos that were outwardly open about it. I obviously NOPED.jpg the fuck out of there ASAP but still they are everywhere. And no, I don't ever pretend to be under the age of 18, but pedos don't care, they will chat with girls and try to suggest they have a threesome with a 10 year old with them and other sick shit.

That actually felt kind of good to get out. I have hundreds of thousands of saved pics of girls. I think I've gotten pretty good at my craft and am far beyond: 'don't hit on me boyz teehee!' tier. AMA I guess

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Just ask him what he thinks about it and get it out of the way

Had the same thing with my stepfather but I managed to avoid the addiction. Things do get better.

I'm out of the loop who were you?

I’m had sex with over 20 girls off the site seeking arrangement. I think I’m addicted

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Is..this what the girls there look like, orrrr

My brother-in-law is a NY Jets fan. It is sad for all of us and we don't like to talk about it.

Yeah some of them. I’ve fucked so many girls that are out of my league otherwise

I’m probably one of those guys.

When I was 15 a teacher of mine asked me to get her pregnant. She and her husband wanted a baby and couldn't afford in vetro and I looked like a young version of him. I did it. 19 years later I was back in my home town for a friend's bachelor party and we went to a local strip club and my buddy got me a lap dance for one of the stripper's who my friend later told me was our former teacher's daughter.

I've have a fetish about my friends and, more particular, my sisters and their husbands.

been doing some pretty nasty things with their toys, underwear and other stuff.

It been going on for more then 20 years.

I can stop for a long while but I eventually can't help myself.

did you convince your wife?
there's online communities for that

Was she hot though?

did you try therapy?

I may or may not have gotten the girl I love pregnant
Problem is im still pending divorce and the girl is significantly younger then I

Ill probably be dead soon

where is she now?

its deleted

how old is she, and you ?

are you getting a divorce because of her ? does your wife know? i would try and keep that quiet untill after divorce

My part time job is a coach for gymnastics/circus gym. Fuck some of the girls.

Fucking awesome.

can you show some conversation? I'd like to see how good you are?

Tell us some stories

>greentext
"some other things"

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

why did you marry him then?

Sure just pick SiL or CiL

how did it feel before and after the revelation?

Did or does your wife know?

I’ve recently developed a habit of sharing my sister’s nudes on Yea Forums, get off on people commenting about them, even had people tribute some of them, may possibly make a compilation one day. I shared her photos to dudes on her filtered inbox through a proxy account, even regularly filmed her while she used the toilet after work, masturbated over her more than any other woman, and she has no idea.

I am about 10 years older then her. She's a senior in HS

No. Wife cheated on me with my best friend since kindergarten. Havent talked in 6 months. Met this girl 4 months ago after almost jumping off a bridge to committ suicide like my brother did a few years ago. I've had a fucked up life. This girl came onto me and is my dream type of girl..... im so fucked though. 18+ here

sil

i do the same with my gf

Would you let ner dtsy over with a guy friend, jsut her and the guy friend?

She went to the police twice about issues, but appears nothing got done. Found it amusing she would explain her situation to every guy who contacted her about her nudes being leaked, issue is whenever she visits her laptop is locked and I suspect she’s much less willing to photograph herself in compromising positions. I would hope one day she will feel confident again.

would you watch her and her bf fuck?

would you watch her and her bf fuck?

So basically your mother in law thinks you're a retard

What are you gonna do when you eventually get her pregnant?

she didnt find out yet that they get shared, but i cant wait for the day they reach her

what is a D/s relationship?

Went to the beach with sister and a group of our friends last month. The bitch pantsed me from behind when I was walking back from the cold water. Most of the girls saw including all of her friends and most of mine, and I have a huge crush on one of our female friends. She did it knowing I am not the biggest (shes walked in on me changing/jerking off a few times in HS). They continue to have their laughs and bust my balls now.

Since then I've started jerking tonher for the first time. She flaunts her body on social media half naked, plus I went through her phone and found sexts.

This is me fully hard about to cum. I really wish I wasnt soft and cold when they saw my penis. They called me baby dick and laughed im the car. Am I totally screwed or do I still have a shot with any of them?

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Sounds like a typical marriage to me. Good job getting yourself in such a mess

wont she be 16+ soon then, is legal in some states right ?

How much money do they cost you?

I wish it were in mine, friend. Good ole bible belt. And no she's slightly older then that. But anything 4 year difference or more is forbidden here. Only chance to save me would be marriage and ex wife to be is cunt and hasnt talked to me in 6 months. Im a poor fag that lives with mom and dad and rent my house out.... parents are disabled and im their caregiver. All my money goes to my family because im seen as a black sheep that died twice already from drug abuse. Ive been clean for 5 years, but depressed as fuck over losing my bro to suicide... ironically cause his girl got preggo by someone else.... not sure what to do but stack paper and hope for the best.

Not that poster, but tl;dr can also just mean "here is an abbreviated form of the story". Fuck your pretend grammar policing regardless though.

sorry to hear, so you are looking for like 2 years of keeping it silent, before she is 18 and legal. that is not going to happen, i tell you right now, she is going to tell a friend, and if that friend doesnt like you, you are fucked. tough place.

I like to spy on my sister. I always encourage her going to the gym and try to remind her to "always do her squats."

I hope her butt keeps getting even bigger.

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what the fuck is that

I want to be cucked by my fiance and a large jacked nigger with a huge cock. I want him to make her have multiple orgasms.

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and here I was feeling bad that I keep seeing cooters when drunk women come out of taxis

He isn't a nigger despite your fetishism.

Shes a really poor girl. Home schooled and lives in section 8 with her mom and slightly older sister. Her mom loves me from countless bribes taking care of various things they needed desperately to survive... not sure how it's going to go down really. My plan is to get divorced and remarry asap and try to get the girl to a dr in the meantime and hide it as best as possible. I just found out a few days ago. It still hasnt hit me yet. Guessing shes about 5 weeks into it...

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If you become a millionaire and don't mind her fucking other dudes behind your back, you still have a shot

What you mean

He's not a nigger. He's a man.

If you're already bribing her mom, couldn't you pay her to put some Plan B pills in her dinner?

Who doesn't?

Plan B is only good at preventing it within like 2 days of filling her up.... kid already there. Would need parental consent for that here. Her dad is a raging alcoholic that ive never met and she hates....may try bribing him. The mom is somewhat religious. Im not but fuck it... Pray for me lol

no it doesn't and the fact you believe this clearly proves you're a zoomer

Just look up the sorts of ingredients that cause miscarriage or tell her that the daughter told you that someone else got her pregnant and that you'll pay for the abortion (to keep the family whole or some bullshit).

Ha! Ha! Yes!

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Yeah, I wouldn't even try plan B.

It works by basically forcing a period and stopping the fertilized egg from implanting on the uturis wall. If it's already implanted and taking nutrients (like it would at 5 weeks) then you're kinda boned and plan B would just fuck shit up even more.

Whats that supposed to mean? Why would I ever allow that?

Here is my showoff sister who pantsed me. Always posting stuff like this for everyone to see including my friends

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one time i bit the head off a bat on stage at a concert.

Femanon that used to post in these threads. Called her bbqmom because of something that happened at a Fourth of July party

Why

Thank you for your service.

Ahh ok. Tdlr what happened at the party?

Friend is currently pregnant and there's a very good chance it is mine. She's gonna pretend it's her husbands anyhow. We've been fooling around every since basically every time we met and this time things might've gone wrong.

That dress is WAY too long.

Your sister has an excellent ass, more?

iirc perv was hitting on her daughter and she got off to it. Started an obsession to expose her daughter as much as possible.

Ahh ok. Thank you. And wish more mom's were like her

YOU convince his wife. When she has the hots for you, she'll agree to swap.

Turns out, you got some good genes, user. I bet your former teacher is proud of her daughter

She had some good stories. Guess things progressed somewhere.

I'm secretly gay, but I mustn't tell my family because my father might say hurtful things to me, and I can handle that because I'm a sensitive guy with too much love and empathy for my own good, I also wish the world would show me some compassion because I'm oppressed and none of this is true because I'm not an emotional child that Carry's excess luggage aroun In my head, I have no secrets, and I encourage the world to grow up and stop being so sensitive because at the end of the day youre not supposed to die a certain way with certain memories, you're just supposed to die, and after that you won't care at all, you won't think or remember anything anymore and there will be no one there to regret it, as if you never had existed at all. Forgotten by the universe, no longer present and freeing up space for the next cosmic event. If you are hiding something, if you have hatred for others, or if you take offense and become emotional over words you are not living life the way it was meant to be lived. You aren't supposed to love anything, you aren supposed to be comfortable, you arent supposed to feel a certain way, you are just meant to eat or die and than die anyway. So stop complaining or complain like a bitch until this world fucking kills you, the path of misery is paved with resent.

Wish I could of read them.

Tell her she's wrong, that you DO want to fuck her. She probably wants you. That's why she's saying that: It's a prompt to see if you'll contradict her and man up.

BBQmom still here?

She posted tits and time stamps. Stuffed her daughters panties. Seemed legit.

Ask this user if he remembers any good ones

Hot. Know if any stories got saved?

I am a child of immigrants, born and raised in western europe. With all those populist/nationalist ideologies around nowadays, I find it hard to express my deep hatred towards sandniggers and gipsies without giving nationalists the excuse to point their finger on me and justify their beliefs.
Deep down, I wish we'd have an AI dictatorship and an established two class society.

^^ This.

Anyone can fuck a girl from seeking arrangement, or whatever, for the right price. At that point it's just hiring an escort, with more steps.

No I don’t.

bbqmom on the archive brings up references to her back in 2015 but not the original stories.

HOw old was the dau when she started slut-training her?

4-5?

or you can pack your shit and leave

For the last 10 years or so I've exclusively fucked married women. Gotta a couple of them pregnant, they both told their husbands that its their babies. The woman I'm currently fucking wants to leave her husband for me so now I gotta try to break it off and find a different one

Where? I am a citizen of the country I was born in. Though, every country would take me, since I'm educated and make shitloads of money.