>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
take off pants
Say to myself "What a nice bedroom, this can't be mine" and leave.
good answer very to the point
unzip dick
nice
i'm a straight forward man with straightforward answers kek
which way though?
Does playboy still do the specials like they use to? Voluptuous Vixens, Girls Next Door, Cyber Girl of the MOnth, etc?
Undick the .zip
not those specific things always but yes
you like these women?
i don't recognize her, but she's very good looking for sure, i assume she's a model you like?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM WOMAN! I PREFER MEN
"Yeah, maybe you're a pretty woman, but i can fuck my ex that just a month or two ago was 17, so get the foock of bitch"
yeah she's a playboy model and i love her body and face
her name's patrycja mikula
the op pic is of jessica workman.
Wonder how she managed to photoshop herself in real life.
do a 360 and walk out
have sex
lol retard kiddo. that would mean you walk sideways
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCH WHAT A REAL MAN HAS
You like her?
i would have vaginal sex with her in the doggystyle position, yes
Get the broom and beat her with it until she leaves
Fucking gypsy whores always crawling through my windows and sleeping in my bed
but you haven't even seen her rear?
i don't think there'd be anything she could have back there that would dissuade me
WOMEN
hmm you like her front that much? your taste is good user
vaginal sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, yadda yadda
the first pic was alright, this one is not so good - her face looks weird and the tits look like bolt-ons
i'd like to see the faces she makes when i'm fucking her, plus the tits of course
you want to have an extreme amount of fun involving her?
kek definitely
Twist her nipples really hard and tell that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
me and other anons on here like to have threads on here where we compete to see who can jack off to her for the longest, interested?
i don't really think it's fair cause i've already been jacking off for awhile now
I would probably cum all over myself.
lol when did that start? mind if i join in?
you got good taste user
i guess about an hour ago now, i don't really see the point though lol
was my thread the cause?
i started a little bit earlier but the chick you posted in the op caught my eye
are you interested in joining one of my competition threads sometime? they're extremely fun
sure, i don't see the harm in it
later tonight maybe?
and you still want to see her butt?
i might not be on later, it's late already and i'm about to lose it just seeing the pics you're posting now lol. i really do wanna see her butt though
you''ve got good taste user
what do you think?
what i think is i wish i was holding onto her hips and pounding into her right now, maybe reach around and squeeze her tits at the same time hnng
you'll need a codename of some kind i know it's you if we meet in the future
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welcome to the club user
you'll know it's me, i'll tell you i'm the butt guy
thank you! i'll try and keep an eye out for your threads. you don't mind if i finish up do you?
awesome. and if you thirst for the chance to stick your penis in Patrycja Mikula you'll be in good company.
got any requests for what you want to see when you finish?
>that fucking gap
how could someone not thirst for that?
no thank you, your pics are fantastic, i could finish to any one of them
She looked like one of your babes OP. Glad I checked the thread.
Did Patrycjas teasing finish you off yesterday?
maybe hearing her voice while you finish to her nudity?
youtube.com/watch?v=LjUgWOPRGwk
Looks like you're having some fun with a new user
you're too damn good user, thank you. i wish i had pics to share with you, maybe when i see your thread next time!
thank you user i appreciate your appreciation
Ask, "When did I get a dining set in my bedroom?" and demand to know wtf is going on.
I am Hawaiianon and this user is already happy but he hasn't even seen like 10% of what await. tell him how awesome the comps are
turn 360 degrees and walk away
fair to say my spank bank>your spank bank?
You really should try and make it to one of OPs competitions. I've only done 5, but fuck me if those weren't the 5 best taps I've ever had
You still here OP?
yeah but can't post pics atm
>She looked like one of your babes O
how could you tell?
Who is that OP?
Fake tits are bad, mmmmkay.
Name?
I dunno, just had a feeling
The OP girl is so much hotter than this fake tit cougar.
find a hole and fuck it
Kayla Rae Reid
you got good taste
you like Jessica?
She's sexy for sure. Who's the babe I forgot about yesterday?
the thick goddess Natalina? the one who was posing in front of the mirror?
??? idk how you would do that because you’d be walking towards her you moron. Did you even elementary
She was #2 on my list!! No the one I originally left off the list.. I cant remember her name.
I had Natalina, Monica and ana
rape her, obviously