Was moon landing fake?

Was moon landing fake?

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your mom was fake.

Stanley Kubrick directed it

Yes.

No.

Most of the "evidence" the moon landing was fake is based on photos doctored by news services to make shit space photos look better.

August 2028 CNSA Austronaut takes a selfie with a blanched American flag in the original landing site. CNSA via a request from NASA replaced and righted the American flag in an act of diplomacy in the world of science and exploration. The original "Lunar Lady" is on display at the Washington DC National Air and Space Museum.

No

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there was supposed a new manned landing by now by multiple nations including japan. every few years they tell us another mooned landing is four years away. that's because each new nation tries probes and might even send humans as a test--asians don't give a fucking about human rights or being ethical--and realize that any humans passing through the van allen belts just die.

woah that was practically nonsensical. i'm out of it. anyway, you can understand that. the van allen belts are seven layers of million volt electricity. the space station is like 20% of the way to them. humans can't pass through them.

Obviously.
What kind of absolute brainlet actually believes in space in 2019

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Nice pixels, you draw them yourself?

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ive heard that was cause of the reflection off of the spaceship

whoa so space invented electricity before Thomas Jefferson

Look a little higher

>people spent tens of millions of dollars faking the moon landing
>they forget such obvious and elementary details as shadow directions lining up, to the extent that any random idiot can tell it was fake
Pick one.

I was once talking to a moon landing denier who suddenly got really interested in what i was doing when i was playing kerbal space program. Dude just started asking why i'm going to "the side" of a launch if my goal was to get to the mun. dudes mind was blown when i walked him through the process of modifying your planetary orbit so you essentially fall to the moon and back.

some of the landing deniers are just afraid to ask serious questions anywhere

>>such obvious and elementary details
>random idiot
Do you hear that? It's the joke. Going over your head. Like the moon. In the top right corner of the picture.
Shill harder faggot.

its a pretty bad joke if i'm being honest. If you'd have drawn an arrow to it or near it saying "no stars visible next to moon" maybe

I think most people that believe the moon landing was fake don't realize there has been 6 moon landings and one spooky float around.

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Having fun being stupid? The shadow behind the astronaut is from a low ridge around a depression.

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It serves its purpose. Nasa cumguzzling autists love looking for an opportunity to win arguments. Without even paying attention to what they're looking at.

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The extra Moon in the sky was a nice touch, too.

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you don't think its because it was a bad joke?

The magic dubs say definitely not.

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also some random turds

yes

Sure, why not. Trumps in the White House, Hillary’s selling fetuses out of pizza parlor basements, liberals are secretly running the world with satan, & the moon landings are fake.

she still lost user

Nope. People fall for it all the time.
Nixon is renowned across the whole of the United States for his trustworthiness. In fact, they used to call him "Honest Dick"

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surely not all the time?

She did? I thought she won.

>founding fathers
>federal gov
>literal freemasons
>with jesus
kek

Also a conspiracy. She actually did win, Trump is just a Manchuria candidate setting the country up for a knee-jerk radical leftist thousand year Reich.

Quite obviously faked.

It's truly a beautiful thing.

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Now this is the most accurate portrayal of America I've ever seen.

well i'll be damned the world maps are way off

I wish.

Automatically believing in dopey internet shit and calling it "skepticism" is the intellectual equivalent of screeching "fake news" every time something threatens your myopic worldview.

cthulu is pretty dapper for an eldritch horror god

calm down buddy

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no

It was as fake as me cumming inside your mother 25 years ago.

When did this happen again? N64 videogames were released in 1990s.

Flat earth was a conspiracy theory in the 2010s

prove it

lol I wonder if in Jefferson’s pocket you can make out the outline of the version of the Bible he wrote where he removes all the idiotic 11th century miracle bullshit the monks put in, & the leftover Mithraic, Zoroastrian, & Luciferan plagiarism, and all the rest of the content lifted from the Egyptian book of the dead scrolls, producing a very light read consisting of unremarkable common knowledge.

Who said anything about the earth being flat?
Stop projecting.
NASA over hyping their technological prowess to get phat stacks from the government/getting kids interested in stem, doesn't change the shape of the earth.

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“Misdirected sun worship by people too stupid to know it” was how the guy who nicked large parts of the constitution from the Iroquois Confederacy described Christianity. A fun little moment in the history of this “Christian nation” lol

Sweet img macro dude, I haven’t seen that one in a decade.

The first one maybe to ensure winning, but the following ones were all real.

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I'll tell you about the JFK assassination

There were so many groups in Dallas that day - the mafia, the cubans, the russians, the cia, the fbi, a couple of locals, the rotary boys club - actual fistfights broke out on the grassy knoll over who was going to get the best position
In the end, as you see in the footage, kennedy was hit with a barrage of gunfire. He was shot so many times only his legs survived

Moon landing doubt is on the list of litmus tests that lets me know that someone can be safely ignored.

I thought George Bush did it.

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Richard Simmons shot JFK.

richard simmons once punched a wild horse to death after chasing it down for several days

Agreed, that and people who think the Pentagon got hit with a plane on 911
Can't even talk to people who believe in that nonsense.

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Yes. We only had the technology to go to Mercury which is the 1st planet from the sun. The moon, being the 4th planet from the sun, was just too far away. NASA faked the moon landing on Mercury.

Yes the moon is fake

The only 9/11 conspiracy is why the fuck the Bush administration let the Saudis go completely scott free for their direct involvement and the answer is way too easy: oil.

when will man finally walk on the sun

I'm pretty sure everyone knows Cruz's dad fended off all those groups so that Bush I could take the shot on behalf of Barbara who JFK had called manly looking at a party once.

some blue fucker already did

I think you're confusing Richard Simmons with Chuck Norris.

the sun doesn't have a "surface". it's just a burning ball of gas.

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>the sun doesn't have a "surface". it's just a burning ball of gas.
According to all of the people who have been there

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no chuck norris was a man of peace. Simmons is chaos given form.

he once climbed a sheer cliff face to kill a few birds. He wanted to remind them that even in the sky they aren't untouchable.

yes, nasa doesn't want to admit they accidentally landed on mars.

laughed like a clinton at trial

ok, all modern astronomy is crap. what gives you the balls to suggest something you just imagine? we live in an information age. it's very easy to look things up. you SHOULD take google results of current commonly accepted science seriously. this isn't 600 BC and it's silly to believe the rumor that someone doesn't believe the sun has no surface. in fact, i would bet that if you even understood how a star could even form or exist, it would make sense that it can't have a surface. why do you even think it has a surface? what is it, a ball of rock that shoots fire? how does that work?

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