Ask a middle aged Italian guy from Long Island anything. Or don’t, either way I don’t care

Who approached you? Was it Tattaglia or the Barzini family?

Are Italians as violent and as criminal back home or did we work on that when we all immigrated here? Or is it just a west coast Italian thing

No one approached me. I’m a fucking middle grade civil servant. Not some douche bag mobster

OK. The red stuff you get from the jar that you put onto your Rigatoni and Meatballs on wed night....

My cousin from Philly says it's Gravy.
I am from Flemington NJ an I say it's Sauce.

Is it SAUCE or is it GRAVY ? (pic related)

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How old are you? What is your race? Where are you from? Male or female?

Ah they’re no better or worse than anyone else I guess.
Anyone want to hear me say something in Long Island? Give me something funny to say and I’ll vocaroo it maybe

Wednesday is prince spaghetti day

kek..fucking faggot

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No it’s sauce, I don’t know who the fuck says gravy when they mean sauce. I’ve never ever heard that

Haha, thanks. Yankees/Mets? Giants/Jets? Rangers/Islanders?

Yankees/Giants/Islanders
And I don’t give a shit about basketball

fuck head domyou live on long island or in long island answer tells me if you are from island or not. Also what is everything west of Valley Stream known as?

There’s a middle age man from Long Island I’ve been wanting to fuck since I was like 12 lol. I wish he wasn’t married.

Say "Fort Salonga". I asked somebody where I was once. Came out as "Ooopa Doopa"

I'm second gen born in USA, both sides of my father's family came from Gamberale in Abruzzo. All the old relatives have always called it gravy.

On Long Island, everything west of Valley stream is NYC.
Also you can go fuck yourself

What town are you in? And I seriously hope you’re a broad

I made flat bread and shredded cheddar cheese for dinner tonight with this recipe bonappetit.com/story/how-to-make-flatbread/amp you ever eat flatbread? I think it’s Italian. Also my grandma used to say pizzer and would call herself an artalain and a Cath’o’lic I don’t know why she spoke that why but she is mostly Italian living in Massachusetts

Lol you are a true Long Islander and fuck you too

Do you prefer to be called guinea or WOP?

Long Island mixed guy here. I fuck laura gonzalez daily and blow my load on her asshole daily and her daughter natalie cries when she sees mommy blowing my black cock

Can you tell us about the Long Island jews?

How big is your dick. Is it white or dark brown?

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I hear she fucks gang members to pay for her child support haha also her baby daddy is a criminal spic single mom Laura lupton wish I had saved her nudes she would send to beg for my 44

What, you think I’d just go on the internet and lie?

Badda bing

I am. He just happens to be from Long Island and neither of us currently live there, though I am still in NY.

I don’t know man, like more tan than it should be though, I work indoors and I’m a pretty pasty fuck for a Sicilian, but my dick is pretty dark for some reason.
And you’re a fag for asking me that

lol no just checking, grew up in Lindenhurst, retired and moved, stil miss it sometimes

Hey grease-ball, I’m from The North Fork, and anything west of Riverhead is The City. Fucking Cidiot!

Look in the mirror, OP. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted this faggy thread.

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>Sicilian
>my dick is pretty dark for some reason
Ey tone, maybe dats because ur a nigger

>riverhead
ok youre either a crackhead or a rich fag, or a spic

Hey OP, I’m in Mineola, want to get together and have some sex?

They call it 'Tomato Gravy" in Philly. They also call pizza "Tomato Pie", although purists say true Tomato Pie is baked bread dough topped with Mariana Sauce...er..gravy..with sweet basil...whatever.

It seems to be a South Philadelphia Italian thing. They love their Cheesteaks, their Gravy on Spaghetti and the Philadelphia Eagles.

slate.com/human-interest/2015/11/it-is-called-sauce-or-gravy-a-slate-investigation-into-the-linguistics-of-the-italian-american-dinner.html

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Dang the accent reminds me of him though

you know that show was about new jersey right? and yes, ive seen true romance too

And you’re a faggot, you faggot!

sure, I am a gay Italian man

i actually do a sick carl impersonation

How do you feel about LI having more non whites, do you hate Hispanics more than Asian or Blacks, what's your order of dislike of non whites. Do you consider Portuguese white?

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no such thing

Must be a Yankees fan

How related is this pic since you're italian?

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Thanks bro! Giants suck

no i dont really care, i live in central suffolk county so i live around all races. Believe me theres plenty of assholes of all races, creeds, colors, national identities and sexual orientations

ever heard of the band trixter? and wtf is the deal with iroc camaros? why do y'all always talk with your hands? is the cake boss a fucking dick or what?

.....an Blacks get upset when we call them 'pavement apes' or porch monkeys' or 'tree niggaz'.

lol i work out 3 times a week, Im sick looking. so not at all

I was fucken pissed when area code was changed to 631 in Suffolk, Suffolk is twice the size of Nassau, should have changed them

Don’t you wish you lived back in Italy about now? Amuricuh is a bowl of turds.

Heres a good way to filter out all the non LI fags, whos w=your favorite news12 chick? I know most of you are going to say Erin Colton, but I miss Stephanie Rose, I dont know what happened to her

well Im obsessed with Ancient Roman history, so yes

Have you ever fisted your sister?

Ill do one more vocaroo if anyone give a shit, then I ave to go to bed because I have work tomorrow

I dont have a sister, but if I did, Im sure I wouldnt

LIRR?

What do you think of Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe?

what? you want me to say long island rail road? thats fucking stupid

I wish I could monkeybang a sloot into a tree so hard the leaves shake off.

But I don’t have the dexterity or strength, plus girls would never let me get that close to them, so I’ll ridicule niggers for being lower life forms than me instead lol

No stunod do you work on LIRR?

New Rose Hotel was pretty good, I guess?

Hows the construction industry out there? I'm in CA and I want to go back to NY badly, do pretty much anything but I'm focusing on welding right now.

No jackass, and im not saying

Fuck you Weld This

I dont know man, I couldnt say

It's true, I there a s evidence that black are a different genetic species than noon black.
I'm Hispanic, consider my self whitish and don't like most blacks I see.

What happen you fail the mental, must be a cop or a deputy sheriff

There is evidence,
Non blacks, fucking non white idiot

From nesconset. I have not heard porch monkey in a while. Love it

nah I was an asshole as a kid, I couldnt get on the NYPD, but thank fucking god I didnt, theyre treated worse than shit. I work locally and have technical job with a local government, and I won a house in this expensive motherfucker so Im good

Own

100% would throat fuck Elizabeth Hashagen

Who with me?

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Also from Long Island. Cool shit

Yeah, I would

Bada bing?

Tell me you wouldn’t wreck Stephanie though, she’s 10/10, but 100% guarantee she’s also a crazy guinea bitch

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