Who was better on the mic?
Who was better on the mic?
Jackson Bell
Leo James
hitler
Adam Torres
“Watch out Fuckboi,
you’re about to get rekt,
Your clothes are wack,
And your rhymes are Schlecht.
I’m coming for you
and there is no way out
There is no hiding there is no doubt
I’m the best at it,
Try if you want and hide
Try Anne Frank’s attic
Bleach blonde, You’re 4 bois short of a boy band,
Want some skills?
Here
I’ll lend you my armband
My third Reich
makes more shots
Than Chicago Bulls’ Mike
They Invade your area and take over
Destroy you and the dirty dozen
Then reunite you like jews and ez-bake ovens”
*reich drop*
Asher Reyes
“A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH! A-DOLPH!“
Jacob Rodriguez
“H-Goring anything but boring
Mastermind of you current state
Here to relate Hitler’s nice on the mic
like he’s attending UN delegations
While secretly destroying your entire nation
Bashing faggots blacks and Jews
Alike we control the population
Your relegation and only choice
is to join this aryan nation”
Asher Long
>“ we got another contender, Ed Rommel!”
Let me at him! Let me fucking at him!
*grabs mic from Goring*
Hot box with the fox and you’re meant to die
Leave your ass stunned with no reply
SS, Luftwaffe, and a million panzer divisions
Leave you fucked up beyond all recognition
Fuck your life
Fuck your skills
They don’t matter
Your blood spatter tells the story
“When you fuck with the Wehrmacht
You don’t live to be sorry”
Easton Adams
Nazi party should have stuck to rap battles
Jacob Anderson
> red army joins the battle
better pack up as winter coming
your about to freeze to death
like the rest of your army
we will tear you tear you limb from limb
as you cry out for help
but none will come
as we already fucked them up
the Wehrmacht retreats
as the red army advances
the war will be over soon and you will be in
pieces
Joshua Williams
put me in screen cap
Jaxon Flores
come on we are on the last leg of the rap battle dont let it end here
Jackson Perry
Hitler, hands down.
Parker Morales
stalin hands.....back to work in the gulag
Evan Stewart
“Chaps grab your bats and tip your hats to this strategy, your boy Winston Church: Grand Prize winner of the rap lottery with these fine verses that left the opposition in ditches:
We will fight you, and your bitches.
The desire of HRM’s every man woman and child, sit down third Reich because it will be a while or better yet lay down and get the fuck out of this town with these lyrical abuses.
You need more cyanide pills for your men who are about to be completely useless.”
Easton Price
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel Lee
HOLD UP,
WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME DROP
TWO BOMBS
UP IN IT!
Dominic Cox
>Your clothes are wack,
>And your rhymes are Schlecht.
My fucking sides
Liam Miller
Why does Rommel sound like DMX?
Jonathan Moore
Some of these are pretty good
Hunter Brooks
I'm a promoter and last week I was on stage trying to hype a crowd for a DJ.
Crowd wasted, all the bad drugs.
I dont know what came over me but I had the mic and I started yelling "new DJ, new DJ" whilst heiling the crowd- they threw their hands up and I thought I got away with it because everyone was drunk until suddenly some dude in a polo screams "heil Hitler".
I just yelled incoherently into the mic to drown him out
The guy was looking for me afterwards to
Fuck you Yea Forums, just need to share that
Levi Hughes
Epic clap backs in history
Parker Walker
>reich drop
Dominic Jones
Leave the man alone, at least he tried to make it a better World.
Asher Gutierrez
He wanted Germans to become vegans.
Sebastian Wood
Who? The guy in the Polo?