REKT!

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Gore =/= rekt

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Lunatic bitch stabs kid in the fucking face.

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sauce? i'd like to hear that faggot scream.

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She's just jelaous

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who wins in a fight?

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This dude

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I want to die like this

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Fucking kek

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my sides

waaahooo! *ding* *ding*

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is this the maid who was killed by her rich, evil client?

>"i said no nigger allowed!"

I would have done the same

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What's with all these Jews murdering babies? Is it a ritual Kike thing?

Absolute chad

Good reflexes from parents thank god

I can't remember the name of that movie, anyone?

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If I only know... Sorry, I don't have the sauce.

heart attack?
I mean...it's not like he hit concrete or something

Rip on peepee

It's The Onion Movie.

if u hit it wrong water is just like concrete

I would have taken a possible couple of stabs to get the knife fro her and cut her fucking lungs out.
One less sick fuck in the world.

i would feel bad about this if I hadnt seen 1000 black guys sucker punching old white dudes

oh

jesus pick up a brick and end that cunts life

Are you retarded? Water is liquid, concrete is solid. How can it be anything similar in any way. Obviously he couldn't swim.

dude velocity. askamathematician.com/2012/07/q-why-is-hitting-water-from-a-great-height-like-hitting-concrete/

Who let the air out?

look at this troll

3/10 troll
atleast u tried

Pray for mojo

Funny how the blond one all of a sudden don't hurt anymore as the old one is having a heart attack

i know its a meme but i have a theory...

look closely at the splash. there's two of them. the first one is small and forced, but that's where the water was too hard to break through completely. he landed going terminal velocity and so it was (almost) like hitting a solid target.

the second splash then happens after having broken his fall substantially.

Thank god that dude gave him water, wouldn't want him to dehydrate.

Is that off the a la carte menu?

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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does this pasta come with garlic bread, or is that extra?

Is that real?

This is why we have Underwriters Laboratories in the USA.

Always white fags doing shit like this

congrats, i dont know how but your paragraph had a rythm to it and i read it humming

I remember that crash, a horrible waste of a Ford RS200

I bet you would be one of those people who kill them self by not understanding the laws of physics

Cause you would have edge lord

Didn't you just post a dude who gets badly hurt or killed. Eat a dick moralfag

yep

shes so top heavy if the father just went for a tackle she'd hit the ground and make it shake harder than a magnitude 8.0 earthquake. i understand why he didnt pursue tho, dude didnt wanna get cut up either

Alpha asfk take notes fuckies..

LMAOOo fucking idiots stopping mid road absolutely amazing

Those kids were asking for it.

Less text, more gifs

Another reason for CCW

What?

It is you who is the retarded

>Me after three days of drawing commission artwork, without taking eating breaks.

I wonder if anyone here remembers those ads.

Maxell. Yep, old fucker here.

Where's the beef?
Just say 'No'.
This is your brain on drugs.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

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Right on!

The water stops the body but the organs keep going, like a person being ejected when a car hits a tree. Torn aorta, eternal bleeding.

Fuck outta here with that.

So dtv found out he was changing provider...

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Threw up in my mouth a little bit

ooOOOOoooooh NooOOOOOooogrglgrglgrgl

Dam he looks pretty young

Nice reference in that file name

Drop kick that fat bitch in the back and beat the fuck out of her. Why are humans such cowards?

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>"look mom I posted it again!!!"

damn is this from the video where two neo nazis stab and cut her corpse up?

Did his head just fucking burn off

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Bugs Bunny: "Speak softly and carry a big stick".
Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loud, and I carry an even bigger stick!".

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This one kind of pissed me off. I am not sure what I would have done as she had a knife but I would have taken the risk to pursue and subdue the beast. Not sure but at least give it a try but then again in a situation such as this, hardly anyone can react fast enough to take any actions. This happened in Georgia (the country, not the USA state), by the way.

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Fake, it's just catsup in the boot.

Did she die a virgin?

This happens every day to me...the world just keeps on kicking me in the nuts.

Legal in NY

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It's a Nigerian maid hanging out of the window, she was cleaning and tripped over and managed to grab the window, then when the woman came over rather than help she just filmed, the maid walked away with a broken arm and the cunt behind the camera got sued

^^

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The Paul Walker story

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That's some dumb fucking europoors for ya

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Sued for what?
If she tried to help and failed, they'd have claimed she threw her off and that she was doing fine on her own. Doing nothing is the only logical thing to do. You could call for help sure, but if you actually do anything yourself you are opening yourself up to a world of consequences.

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Just watching this video made me want to kill her. If I was in the dad's situation, I would've rushed her, got the knife off her and stabbed her to death. Seeing people like her make my blood boil. I don't care if she's mentally ill, if she's at the point where she's stabbing children, she should be put down like any other sick dog.

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did they fuck her eye socket?

What the fuck is the guy on the left doing? Is he retarded?

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Well he was done using it

wasn't it memorex

Reminds me of that fucked up Japanese flick, Gozu. Dude's yakuza brother vanishes, gets his pressed in car press, tattooed skin removed, and taxidermied into a mural. Meanwhile in Nagano... Suddenly, new girl appears, says she's the dead brother, has sex with younger brother, gets peggers in minutes when hand come out of her pussy, full body brother is born.

Cow-headed God licks younger brother.
All of my wut.

>terminal velocity
Nigger you have to free fall over a 1,000 feet to reach terminal velocity.

One of them newfellers I reckon

Yeah it's not like there's more priority over someone passing out than your chest hurting

Kekekekek

Being this new

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Walk up to him about his arms length away and piss directly into the open part of his helmet while he continues to aimlessly wave his arm and agonizes in shock.

OSHA approved!

nah its actually like 4 stories

Wtf happened to it?

I'm fried and this shit blows my mind. This mf right here is the luckiest person to ever live

I was part of this research team. It was a few months after acquiring my doctorate in bioengineering. We used CRISPR to modify the genes inside bird eggs so the birds would grow nerve gas developing glands in the base of their beaks. Along with a small cavity extending to the end of the beak to the nerve gas glands, these modifications would work in tandem to deliver a fatal dose of nerve gas as a defense mechanism.
As you can see from the short video the experiment was a success. What the video doesn't show however, is that the bird proved to be exceptionally well at evading capture. Three bird-wranglers were killed while trying to capture it. Five researchers met the same fate. I managed to find a sharp wooden stick and run the bird through with it as it flew at me. Unfortunately, it managed to shoot a dangerous dose of gas at my nostrils before it died. I was hospitalized for weeks and am now paralyzed from my eyes down. I typed this with an eye tracking keyboard Steven Hawking style.

Crazy how sex really does sell. Kids don't know but parents do and it's sorta kinda fucked in a way

no, YOU are the luckiest person to ever live, we all love you

I love you more you fucking faggot.

mmm-hm

Thanks bitch

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Fuck what they say
Animal rekt counts
I support you

call me a newfag but i now regret coming here

the news article describes both children as boys

Dont forget b/ is 75% autismo and edgy fagtards.

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This is real nerve gas.

meth is a hell of a drug

redditfag

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Bird had exceptionally bad breath.
Fowlitosis.

Nerve gas bird

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>"Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

That's been my experience with Windows 10 so far

I forgot what this was all about

Why though?

double kill

Yes. That woman having a gun instead of a knife would be much better

Is it that hard to believe that some faggot would get off on getting kicked in the balls with meat tenderiser boots?

Bumpin

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and really cute, this is one i just cant watch
pieces of shit

Poor fucking kid I came here to see crazy shit not some poor kid getting his head chopped off. I know you will all say I'm a pussy but that turned my stomach. What a bunch of fucking cunts that must've hurt so fucking baddly

You're fucking retarded

Is it live or is it Memorex?

>Lega
how tf is this legal in the us?

Slaves can't sue, they're property

finally a cure for nerve gas

fuck you, stupid pussy

So he changed from a speedo into shorts while underwater?

You must be new here.

just like a nigger

nothing compared to some veteran edgelord like yourself

Morbid curiosity mostly.
Also it might be comforting in two respects.
1.Never seen a dead body in real life.
2.Seen many dead bodies in real life.

Most of these images are disseminated by people working emergency professions. From fire fighter to Doctor.
So I guess its like a way to relate to others. For people who aren’t in those professions. Most might be children.
Which will poke a dead body if given a chance like in that movie Stand by Me.

This was jackass

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked!

This would never have happened if I won the WWII, I told you.

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Weebs r dum

>Bitch just walks away
Wow this cuck doesn't deserve to get an offspring.

a nigga really said 'flame on'

My sides

+1 internet

Start the reactor Quaid.

Nogga still tries to run.

Wut is this about?

any way I can get these genes? retroactively?

Lmao absolute boss

What do you mean it looked like they both got stabbed the kid in blue keeps his hand on his face and is getting close to mom obv he is hurt

Based on an ad you dumb piece of shit.

keked so hard

Is it live or is it.....
showing your age dude

they both were stabbed

this guy have a big fanbase on the web

Do that near my family, enjoy a classic failure to stop.

Your a special snowflake. Keep making the world a better place with your keyboard.

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Kek you must be new.
Ive seeh asians do worse and more often Skin cats and dogs alive. Burn dogs alive(for food)

7 hours lol

>is this real
>der Juden!
>abortion is murder
Are you niggas blind? Its painted in there, and very fucking poorly. The purple color ends abruptly around the head and the lips arent well done either. Its fake lads

They got shocked to death and it looks like one body was smoking

the body always smokes after a nerve gas attack

I know because am a expert on nerve gas

Wtf is this a vagina replacement surgery?

supposedly these kind of cases the guy will start to bleed out once they remove the pressure.

Because he just got 2nd to 3rd degree burns. I'd fucn run till I shit bricks

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Welp shit of u say so user

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Honk Gong protester rekt

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Not in my country.
Maxell ftw

how can I watch this kind of thing?

He was wearing a faggy shirt so he deserved it

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Video is reversed I think

murica being murica

>DAILY DILATION

*die Juden

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Is he ok

Yes exactly for food. whitefags don’t do it for food

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kys

Thank you for not saving the criminal

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No shit retard. It's an old person, a frail old person that needs help..

I have to admit i like the lyrics to your song

did he die?

I hope he survived

Fucking hajiis always blowing themselves up.

I hope so, he's cute

4th trimester abortions legal in n.y.

And California

yes

fucking bloody hell, was that a tooth?

you could tell those morons were shitting a brick, but desperately trying to act cool so not to look like pussies.

Got what they deserved for not throwing baldy overboard the moment that dumb faggot opened that engine up.

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Why couldn't the usa just help Hitler like we should have

Bump

Master

This, and not to mention chances are the dumb negroid would pull the woman over the side with her anyway. If it was that fucking easy for the woman to fall over the side, trying to help her would be suicidal. Sure, standing there filming isn't exactly the best optic, but I can't blame her for not putting her neck out for some retard.

nerve gas

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then don't drive like an ass. kind of simple. and why we have laws to say how you need to drive in all conditions. it's not to inconvenience you. it's to keep you (and me) alive.

Agreed

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lol thinking falling into water can kill u

I dive from 150 feet head-first into water in Hawaii
Guess what: I'm still alive.

I mean i hope he didnt die

I jump from airplanes 40,000 feet up it's just a little splash

Yea Forums's well-known cat killer. they're pests. what else r ya gonna do with em.

in HD hopefully

love them

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I mean how can i watch irl

people have survived jumps from that high into water (all the time), and onto the ground w/out deploying parachute tbh.

but yes, it is about height. you'll USUALLY die the higher you get, but not always. even w water. just not ass often especially

You're such a retard.

i remember reading that stupid cat lost its left eye and he was fined thousands of quid

You fucking retards rather protect yourself than another person.
I hope somebody films your death, fucking cowards.

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this is true. esp in the sue-happy US. if u try to help, you can be sued. that's why so many people just watch and enjoy. step in and you WILL be sued, regardless the outcome.

you have to fall for about 12 seconds to reach terminal velocity.

but water is soft as a pillow

you sick man that ist insane

dude only fell for like 2 seconds.... that equates to 30 feet or so. not really that big a deal.

what is the context of this?

what kills ya is the drownin m8
if you can swim, you can fall in from any height

I can breathe underwater

the nigger is out cold

he said he WANTS to die like that rere

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

just google surface tension. if you're too anti-mainstream for that, then use bing.

skinheads knock out black man. wtf do u think u ignorant cunt.

u stupid paki. i can with a SCUBA unit.

surface tension is easily broken, u twat

gotta have enough velocity for that, bud. dude didn't fall for long enough to build enough velocity for the water to "be like concrete"

:)

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LOL

don't need this SUBA thing I have aquaman gene

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god I wish whites would all just try to jump bonfires like this dead retart

>

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Titan shifter

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Ok man

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what a nice looking cat

Rekt roastie
Love it

haters gonna hate

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fucken spics man

Everyone who played GTA San Andreas knows this.

fucken whites who spent a whole era developing torture methods

OMG NO, LOL

the more that get killed down there, esp those fat breeder cunts, the less that will make it up here

those stupid mexicans, they're doing trump's job for him! they're not even getting PAID

mexis breed like fruitfries, trump's retard wall won't keep them out. they WILL keep coming. they WILL keep killing. there's nothing your fatass can do about it wirbert

most of us thought it was edible, even that invasive species that was eating away at it

KEK wtf I just watched that movie.

Omg, lol