*hands you his resume*

*hands you his resume*

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>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>implying Salvadoran gangsters know what a resumé is

I'll consider it, have a great day.
>throws resume out

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Hired! When can you start?

Their resume is literally etched into their skin!!

Or they just put a severed head and a machete on your desk.

I own a construction company and i would hire him. Shittier jobs for a rookie of course but legit pay is a plus, and i dare to say i know scarier people than he does

what a fucking clown

"Hmm, it says here you've never had a job before because you've made all the money you've ever had illegitimately, by way of drugs killing and human trafficking. Don't call us, we'll call you."

So why do you want to be in Banking?

That's prison slang for getting shanked

I doubt it faggot

“So José, tell me why you think you’re the man I need to head up my torture and beheading division”

>i know scarier people than he does
like?

Welcome to the circus my boy!

What bothers me most is that his fucking face tattoo is off center. Like you can't even get that fucking right?

He must be applying for Human Relations specialist.

Not the worst decision he has made in his life t bh

Just like any person with a tattoo who hands me a resume.

Straight in the trash.

>says here you have a law degree?
>yes sir
>says here you successfully handled a corporate case with only 2 others for a pretty conglomerate
>yes sir
>well everything looks in order, how does Monday sound?
>thank you sir, also, if I may ask, do the tattoos bother you?
>not at all, it’s 2019 and I’m not a raging faggot like OP

>You're going to want to give this to hiring department. I just move shit.

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>thank you sir, I’ll legitimately consider this
>legitimately consider it
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oh..you're still here?
yeah yeah you're hired
you can go home now son, your mother and I need to..iron out the details

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...

*hands you her resume*

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*blocks your path*

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