I almost always lose with that meme. That dude's face is just fucking amazing. The original one I saw was "How high are you / yes" and it gets me every time.
>I was only 9 years old >I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms >I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given >"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's the cancer banana >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image." >He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please the banana >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium >The radiation gives me anus cancer >My dad walks in >The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend." >The banana leaves through my window >Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
How do you get any flowthrough with only one hole?
Carson Walker
Lost
Blake Wood
Took the ex wife’s ones a few tomes, came back to semi conciousness lying in the middle of the lounge room in front of the tv jacking off on the floor with the shopping channel on at 3 am on a weeknight. Fun times.
>be niggarina >go to the backstreet with a knife >wait untill some white guy comes toi close >use knife to rob that fuckers phone, money, jewelry.. >realise that there are security cams filming >panic and steal a skin color too
Don't know how these went out of fashion. Still have a few lying around the house.
Ethan Phillips
Fucking scary drug. Made full meal in nyc hostel and woke up with it next to my bed. I'm talking chicken fettuccini in a toasted breadbowl... it must have taken fucking hours...
Nicholas Sanders
hey this PowerPoints thing sound alright. They hiring?
I didn't know it at the time, but I talked to Timothy McVeigh during the Waco Branch Davidian siege. He was leaning up against his car, in the area the cops would let you go up to and some people had gathered to watch it all. He had some good points, was very politically and historically aware. He recommended a book I read that summer:
I'm living this. She even bought me all the equipment I needed to build a metal fab and knifemaking shop and a leather shop.. She likes helping with the leatherwork, sheaths and such.
It's a good cozy life when you got the right hottie in your life.
you actually wont get salmonella from that, unless she royally fucked it up (shes a women she probably knows her way around a kitchen) the salmonella cant actually penetrate the meat so you can sear the chicken before slicing it to kill the bacteria.
Austin Cooper
>A small, intimate gathering of crocodiles
I'm in tears.
Kevin Howard
Secretly Pounded.
Josiah Nguyen
last night i watch 007 and ate cheeseburgers with your sister.
Juan Gutierrez
This is called a mother, You fucking faggots.
Carson Morgan
I used to have one of these. Lost it to rotting after it got wet in a big storm :(
Hunter Fisher
Low quality finger box. Fucking poorfags
Daniel Watson
Wouldn't that mean he was running towards the explosion?
Ayden Reyes
give me a quick rundown of FPS Russia. I haven't watched him since like 20010
Aaron Martin
Delete this faggotry!
James Clark
Lost
Blake Adams
>starts balling >balling
Leo Perez
>funny I think the word you’re looking for is stale ass cancer
Jacob Robinson
Damn, this one got me
Ryan Sanchez
Kekd
Logan Gomez
Lost for absolutely no reason
Nathaniel Hernandez
>did he died
Jack Scott
Fucking lost.
Leo Taylor
bamp
Christian Davis
Image limit, do you speak it?
Evan Rogers
damn he kinda looks like kanye, thats hot.
Jose Harris
Lost
Wyatt Jenkins
I can relate
Jackson Watson
Holy shit. That's RUTH BADER GINSBURG!
Lincoln Roberts
I’ve seen everything I need to before I get rekt by hurricane dorian
Zachary Rivera
Lost
Nicholas Evans
Criticizing America is now a hate crime.
Adrian Roberts
Did you repaint it? It's so new looking
Camden Lewis
Lost hard
Austin Long
If you dont check these you lost
Hudson Foster
These are better without the retarded spelling
John Martinez
Indians on YouTube know what they're doing though. If you can get passed the accent you'll learn a lot from them
Joseph Reyes
Whats with the rings on the skull?
Jaxson Green
Fucking lost
Mason Gutierrez
>semi-conscious That's incorrect. Do you remember being in the womb? No, you fucking don't.
Hunter Hill
Shits not even funny. It's true
Jack Richardson
Every kid should hear #6 so they know to make it work when they're in power.
Jaxson Williams
Look at you, you know so much about tools. Does your dad love you yet?
Hudson Kelly
No
Colton Green
Filthy fucking time travelers
James Johnson
cancer. stop posting these faggot
Christopher Gutierrez
trash
Colton Cruz
You are not alone user
Angel Howard
Flights from Italy be like
Henry Foster
And you're retarded
Gabriel Gray
Yeah
Brody Barnes
>If you don't remember it you're not conscious Ok, guess most of my days didn't exist because I hardly remember any of them