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Yea Forums what are you're favourite life moments? the best thing i ever did _ever_ was lick inside this girls cunt (with permission of course) i loved hearing her moan and she tasted unreal better than lana del rey or emma watson taste (not that I would know what emma tasteshahahaha (honest) hahaha - lana apparentaly tastes like pepsi cola - but you kind guess what emma tastes like just by looking at her) - the 2nd best thing - a far second - i've done is smoking crack, spice and heroin etc - when i burn in hell it will be all worth it to lick amy williams fucking cunt hahaha

the third best thing i did was set up a company that is a cult-like entity now but that's way too much fucking information for you degenerates

try beat my fucking high score Yea Forums retards what your best life moments?

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ITT: larpers

i honestly don't undestand why my illuminating post has attracted tons of replies by now - Yea Forums echo chamber of childish memes wouldnt kknow a good post if they had injected into their eyeballs - get the fuck out of my head

if licking a single pussy is the greatest thing you ever did your whole life is forgettable

My favorite life moment was the birth of my son. There is nothing like the feeling of your first child.

2nd favorite was fucking my mom rough as hell on my parents bed.

Me and my niece fucked. She was 10. She asks for it all the time and hasnt told.

fuck you i've tried all the drugs what the hell else is there that's so fucking amazing please illuminate me?

plus you ignored my 3d item which i didn't even detail but might qualify as - my company featured on CNN, BBC NEWS, front page of DIGG (remember DIGG?), LIFEHACKER, CBS, the list goes on - does that qualify a better accomlishpment in your eyes? hint my company name is fuck it nevermind i'm not telling you because i don't want you to link me to this post

that's sick and i'm glad you enjoyed it but personally incest disgusts me - maybe you have a really fit mum but i still don't get it - fucking my mum would be literally my worst nightmare

Whats your company do at least?

It wasn’t really how she looked it was the taboo aspect of it.

I’ve always got off and really been turned on by fucking other people’s wives etc. (I know it’s fucked up) and fucking my mom was like the ultimate form of that.

Stfu op, we don't care

thanks for the contribution - i can't really say what i think about that because i think some kids as seriouasly fucking hot but i think personally look but don't touch pedofilia is demonized and one day will be more liberal attitudes maybe i'm not sure but you should not fuck kids in my opinion and i said in another reply incest i find gross

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I don’t understand pre-pubescent attractions. Now a 14 year old with developed breasts and a physically sexual mature body, I absolutely get.

thanks for the explanation. have you seen the film spanking the money it's about a teenager that starts fucking his mum
might be of interest to you it's a very good film on subject imdb.com/title/tt0111252/

Does he actually do it?

Eating at a cook out in north carolina

ur fucked when she gets old enough to realize

yes - it starts out as massage of her legs because she has pain or something i forget exactly and it escalutes into full on mother-son fucking the scene where the dad finds out is a laugh riot

Attended a swinger orgy where I blew my load in a hot redhead

I can’t believe they made a movie like that

very understated choice i like your fucking style.
was it the food or the other people that made it special? i can understand if it was vip deal or very special event with really awesome people.

With her permission...

What a fucking bluepill faggot cuck.
Drink bleach, and huff Windex, you castrated failure of a man.

My biggest accomplishment was not only seeing my musical idol, Buckethead, live but also giving him a toy during the toy exchange and getting one back. Having that brief interaction with him and even touching his hand as he gave me a toy will be something I cherish until I'm 6 feet under. I know that's not that great of a thing but for a nolife like me it was awesome, show was fantastic as well 10/10 would see again.