26 what?

26 what?

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26 stone

26 tons

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26 grandkids

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Imagine actually being 26 but looking like a middle aged woman who's pumped out an army of autistic kids in between tubs of ice cream.

Also, idk, here's some screens of my own from garbage dating apps.

>27 year old "single mom" who may not have noticed the black dude with gold teeth still in her pic lol

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>School Teacher

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>Spends too much time at the gym
>Enjoys wings way too much

Something tells me the ladder is more true. Lard ass prob went to the gym once for selfies and never went back. Or maybe she considers eating wings a workout.

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>"Standards, because I know what I bring to the table"

I'm guessing you mean the endless waves of pizza and cake you bring to the table. How do bitches like this get it in their heads that they somehow have value?

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Lol when I was swiping near Pontiac....

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