Guys, be honest. How and why did you find your way to Yea Forums? Are you really the depressed, autistic loser like the stereotype says?
Guys, be honest. How and why did you find your way to Yea Forums? Are you really the depressed...
I cane here because Something Awful wasn't fun anymore. Wasn't much more conplicated than that.
i stumbled onto Yea Forums by complete accident in 2004
Too bad Yea Forums isnt fun now either
too many foreigners that don't have a concept of lulz
Yeah and I don't think there are even greener pastures to move on to anymore
reason a) i spent a lot of time on the internet
reason b) this is the most entertaining website of all
reason c) i hate the social dynamics of forums with usernames, post counts etc.
reason d) this is the most diverse and free speech forum of all
I'm just bored as shit so I come and shitpost here because everyone is just as much of a faggot as I am
I remember fun...
too bad it hasn't existed on Yea Forums since two thousand fucking twelve
>this is the most diverse and free speech forum of all
It used to be. Now it's flooded with political trolls and apparently you can get fucking BANNED for being mean to trannies
>be me
>bored a fuck
Idea.jpg
>enter site everybody talks about expecting to see shitpost
>see actual fucked up shit and close it as fast as i can
>dont loose faith for some reason
>enter again
>fuckupshitappears.png
>dont actually care this time for some reason
>been here trapped for while
The steoretypes are there for something and they wouldn't exist if at some point they weren't real
I saw a lot of funny screenshot so I came to take a look. Now I come here because I genuinely like coming here for the porn, participate in rolls and stuff, lurk and fuck with people.
Although I'm not on here everyday, I come every few weeks/month or so, keep it fresh
Progressively getting bored of normie shit
Bored of demotivational posters
Bored of 9gag
Bored of Hugelol
Bored of Yea Forums
Bored of 8ch
Bored of torchans
Bored of hurtcore pedophilia
Back to Yea Forums for the memes
yeah that's how it was for me as well
which torchans exist?
yeah
pretty far cry from when Yea Forums had the capacity to find a girl from a single photograph by using the suns position, types of trees in the back ground, style of homes and the brand of soccer ball she had.
the internet hate machine is just an abandoned warehouse with some kids huffing paint talking about how much they hate their step parents now
The year was 2007 and I wanted to see how real Americans talked about the election.
Many chans exist on the deepwb
But they're not so interesting.
Mostly just people asking for CP as they're too retarded to find it by themselves.
Im 52 years old and I've been here since the beginning,i got my first computer in 1986 ,so I have seen many websites since then,as computers and the internet was one of my few escapes from my everyday life,since i am not in 100% health and housebound most of the time,i have lots of time to devote.
Yea Forums and especially Yea Forums just drew me in and i am still here due to an emotional attachment to it despite its ups and downs.
Timestamp of your old ass hand or didn't happen
???
i like rusty spoons,i like to touch them
The ones that don't want you on their board.
Damn you're the oldest confirmed dude I've talked to to Yea Forums
Do you fap to lolis?
A buddy of mine turned me onto it when I was in high school back in '03. I'm not a social autist, I just like anonymous shitposting
>the internet hate machine is just an abandoned warehouse with some kids huffing paint talking about how much they hate their step parents now
That about sums it up. So why do I keep coming back here year after year? Only out of habit, probably.
Damn, you were one year short of prime Yea Forums. '02 was the best.
If only it had stayed just as it was in '02
Not loli, but i do enjoy a good ephebophile thread
33333
that and like me you probably hope it gets better
definition of madness etc...
Glad to hear I'm not the oldest, saddest cunt here
How old faggot?
Im not sad.
its sad that even the trolls don't know when Yea Forums was born
>probably hope it gets better
Oh fuck no, I gave up hope of that looong ago.
Not that old, but still pretty embarassingly old
One of the dudes I played with on a RuneScape private server showed me this site in 2007 and I've never left and I never will.
Don't be embarrassed about it,its natural and i find that im alot more confident ,wiser, assertive,and happier than before.
because I'm lonely
nah I'm a libcuck who learned many ways to handle my depression and mostly just come here for porn or to check on the crazies and see what they're doing
Like you could leave even if you wanted to.
Want a hug user?
remember. Were all stuck here forever
trips of truth
not this kind of lonely
Trips of truth .
Praise Kek.
Blowjob?
Impressive
even less
Let's meet up.
We can kill each other.
this thread is blessed
>Praise Kek.
I'm not about to kill myself now. my life is finally getting better. the time I'd have considered it was 3 years ago
Or I can just masturbate while you kill yourself.
>im alot more confident ,wiser, assertive,and happier than before
Yeah same. I fucking hated my youth. I'm 38 btw, not actually literally embarrassed about it but this shitposting stuff seems very much a young man's game to me
Im ok with this.
Oh damn. The cockmongler is getting old
I come here for the secrets threads.
Fuck it sure seems that way
To confess ?
Yup
I was introduced to Yea Forums back in 2012 by my 30 year old ex girlfriend.
don't look up brian or you'll get hit with maximum depress
Shitposting is an art of wich everyone can partake.
you came here right at the end of true lulz. The lights were extinguished never to be seen again.
how old were you?
I was there,, and i saw what you did.
>Shitposting is an art of wich everyone can partake.
yeah but just like any art most people who think theyre good at it really aren't. Everybody wants to be an edgyboi now.
>Trolls
>Don't know
You're literally spelling it out for yourself. I don't see how you aren't getting it.
Something awful is elitist garbage.
I was introduced by a classmate in 4th grade and I've been here ever since
3 years now woooot
The fappening was the final nail in the coffin for this board.
>You're literally spelling it out for yourself. I don't see how you aren't getting it.
Berhaps he's
Using their
Moronic
Posts to his own end
True, true...
....i saw it with my own two eyes
I'm in the msm. ama niggers.
Im not falling for your bait
where can i order new Denso OEM parts outside of amazon?
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been .....
How do i make a smooth and creamy hummus?
>How and why did you find your way to Yea Forums?
Saw someone mention this board on a flashgame website. Been here ever since.
>Are you really the depressed, autistic loser like the stereotype says?
Not autistic since I haven't been diagnosed as such but I'm indeed a depressed loser.
came for the porn, stayed for the shitposting. Depresses autistic loser? Nope, retired successful businessman, good education, better than average grasp of world affairs. Follow multiple international news sites for information. Like pussy and being able to call an autistic shitbag nigger an autistic shitbag nigger.
Russia
James?
Denso is japanese you oaf
>retired successful businessman
[x] doubt
I'll take that as a complement.
pull harder and faster.
Yes it is I James
god dammit
my sides are blasting off agaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn
Exactly, where but Russia can you send the service of the end result with out payment for the next few weeks due to the fact that the orders for the service could have been better?
$140K a year last five years, $750K in the 401K and retired at 62 debt free. I did ok.
...it's all been a pack of lies
Hey James,it is i, Russell.
bruh i say this with love
wut?
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord..
dude why are you answering my comment. fucking pathetic larping loser
hey nigger
no one cares what you do or how much you make
youre just another faggot user here
enjoy your stay
Saladfingers/10
What don't you get?
If the Japanese , Russian laws of the world markets are always looking for a new way to export the data in the end the resulting orders for the products are advertised in spam
It didn't used to be, but success went to Lowtax's head and the rest is history.
lel I was thinking the same thing.
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord...
found out about it from reddit
So you can live on $35k or less?
fucking lowtax
are any of the OG Yea Forums crew still associated with it anymore?
Niiice...
since consumption junction
Damn, gandpa. I thought i was the oldest oldfag still on here. Im only 38.
Came because i was looking at porn bag when the world was young. Stayed because it immediately felt like a place where degenerate shitbags could be themselves.
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
and no im not entirely socially inept i have a few close friends but its hard for me to actually talk to anyone for real outside of that little friend group
I live on less than 12 000 a year noproblem
the thing people forget when they say "they came to Yea Forums for the porn" is that for a good few years Yea Forums was known to have child porn posted CONSTANTLY.
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord.....
second
Hes baiting you
You mong
When i was a young boy....
I don't know man, I doubt it. I skim the frontpage maybe once every couple years, they're still riding the social justice cock as far as I can tell. Don't care to look much beyond that
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Yeah,, really.
Don't be pretending you knew it all along
Some good friends introduced me
years ago and ive been a regular ever since
i'm gonna pretend waht ever the fuck i want
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No that would be me, 58. Kek
because normie world sucks ass
well at least i got to see Yea Forums through its prime. Through the OG moot and snax period. Through the my SQL failures and habbo.
through the fire and flames.
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
Came here when raids and the like were real. I keep the tab open but the bots with IG/celeb/girls you...all that dumb shit has ruined it because gook moot is making money on Yea Forums like a true bug person. Its garbage here anymore and I hope the mods are paid now because they are strict as hell unless its the same threads over and over and over.
Kek. They had grown ups too.
user i'm fairly positive the grown ups were the ones posting it
Daaamn. You've gotta be the oldest motherfucker here, surely
Same here Yea Forums isn't the same as it used to be because most of the old fags moved to reddit
Came for all the rumors. Stayed to post my wife. Occasionally drop back in when bored.
the rich dude is 62
Everyone was posting everything. Shot, children were posting their own nudes. Summerfag.
*cough* loli threads *cough*
after their uncles pressured them into doing it
no why my uncle is a nice guy *slurping on cock*
I was just thinking this. Still here. Its just drawn now.
Moot, Snacks, Habbo, Chanology, raids. Those were the salad days man. Between '04 and '08 I pretty much lived on here and ED.
fag
double fag
triple fag
quadruple fag
fuck off you filthy normie scum
"oh look at my im so different form the rest of the npc normies"
yeah i miss the good ole glory days
when there were no newfags
or oldfags
or even file size limits and containment boards
where everyone just wrote shit on public bathroom stalls and you'd get a chuckle while you poop
now everyone just treats it like something more than what it is
gone are the days anons gone are the days
you are the problem
>newfag confirmed
heres someone who never really adapted. Like an animal lost in a cave
fuck off
"reeeeee you are the reason why Yea Forums is so bad reeeee glory to Yea Forums reeeee"
likely got here in 2018 during a botched reddit raid and has been trying to figure it out since
Indeed
No, there was no joke. You are a giant faggot.
Depressed yea
Acoustic maybe
Loser I guess but at least I have a job so not to bad
When does the narwhal bacon?
no john you were the faggots
and then user was the faggots
youtube.com
I saw a YouTube comment that said stay of Yea Forums then I searched for it on Google....
It's not that bad....I was shocked by the gore pics at first but am begging to be desensitized.
I kinda feel sad for myself and my bros
In a way I sympathize cz I know the feeling of not being worthy of life or living life dead
We just gotta find a qay to pull theough this bros
Its gonna be just fine
i grew out of that mindset in my mid 20's
Goatse was nothing but I could never handle Tubgirl. GG
I hate Instagram cause I find always the stupid people from my life so Yea Forums it is
Stereotypes exist for a reason user.
the ancient memes still retain some of their bite.
I've been here since I was a teen.
Am now depressed and socially maladjusted 30-something.
put yourself back together user. The new generation of newfags are lost in the woods and were gonna have to go get them.
your gonna carry that weight
nigger
>You spin me right round baby right round
Careful m80 that meme could be considered hate speech nowadays
is this pic meatspin? I never saw it
everything is h8speech now
now you have.
youtube.com
what has our blood become but a corrupt shadow of its parentage. I never wanted to be reason that Yea Forums gets killed off but now i see it as the only good thing left to be done.
nice
Since we're going down anyway, remember 3 guys 1 hammer? That was the most twisted shit I ever caught until those hi-def ISIS execution vids started coming out. I couldn't even bring myself to watch it again, even now
intresting kindly explain how did it go? am 22 ,I really want some life hacks to make it to my 30s alive
started going to the gym. Started living my day as if someone was paying me 24/7 to work for myself. Got in good shape, cleaned up my living areas, fixed my car developed a personality that people liked.
i think the question that started it was a guy who asked me how much my own time was worth and what my hobbies were.
its more intensely complex than that but the important part is to look at yourself as if you were a spirit looking to buy a life. Would you consider yourself or not?
I watched 2 girls 1 cup from start to finish without blinking
2 guys 1 hammer is still seared into my head. How someone can still live when getting a screwdriver swirled around in their eye socket really opened my eyes to how garbage human kind can be.
What about Swap.avi?
> Depressed?
> No, but am suicidal.
> Autistic?
> Maybe mildly, but I doubt it.
> Loser?
> Statistically, all anons are losers.
> Came on her because the media talks about Yea Forums like it's just doxing and Gore > Literally just Loli
There are rekt threads every once in a while and a lot of doxxing requests, but those requests go nowhere. Fun fact though, I went to chan way before I went to Yea Forums cause chan has a useful suicide board.
So apparently you can't mention ocho channel without 4cham thinking it's spam.
old rule
is there a "chan.org"?
no chan came from channel or Futaba Channel 4chans predecessor.
When I joined Yea Forums wasn't quite as well known in mainstream as it's today and it had this kinda dangerous edge to it. It was during the time when that D-I-Y crystal debacle happened, those murder threads were made and serial killers (or really convincing larpers, honestly, it's hard to tell with these clowns at times) were posting on the site. I myself suffer from Robin Williams tier-depression and also am looking for excitement at times. I have this thing that every now and then I really, utterly get bored by the surface internet, your typical irl social interactions (I'm a bit introverted so there's that) and overall loose my interest in thing. Some friends of mine were long time Yea Forumsros and had been talking about the site. And well, I was once again completely bored by your average net and I just finally decided to check in. I manage to hit just the time when things still used to happen here and found it exiting. I do think that Yea Forums has gone down hill and these days I'm kinda bored with the site. Been thinking about leaving, but I don't really know where to move. At one time I was thinking about infinity chan, it was recommended to me a LOT. But when ever I visited there it was just cp and /pol/ tier hurduring. Kinda got the impression that whenever I was asking where the exciting stuff was, people immediately took that I was asking for cp and I just am not into kids. These days I really don't know where I should evict from Yea Forums. I don't know about the stereotype. I don't think I'm an autistic loser, but then again, I do post here. I do study and work and have things like friends, a girlfriend, my own flat, but I also keep visiting Yea Forums so maybe I am autistic. It kinda is the case that every retard always claims he's not a retard while he's munching on his own shit and smelling crayons, so who can really tell? Hope that answered your question
tl:dr
Thanks, I've been feeling so dead inside this perspective kinda helped, I dropped out of college partially to focus on building my skills and hobbies am I'm some type of limboy life's kinda changing but I still experience that dread feeling
I made myself watch it a few times and it rattled me pretty good but it made a fucking massive impression on my friend. He never even made it all the way through which surprised me because he's a pretty tough dude. I don't think knew that kind of stuff was out there. He still brings it up every now and then, years later.
dread is pretty normal. Its basically what pushed mankind to where it is today. Life without existential dread would be impossible to understand to me.
Been lurking since 2014, decided to be an active member since 2 years or so...
the true prison is inside our minds and we are all going to hell
i still bring it up after 16 years in the military.
also these two fucking hurt to watch. (unless your an edgyboi i guess)
youtube.com
youtube.com
life is ever changing. What we are is how we respond and move to the rhythm of the chaos.
I came here from b0g.org when it closed, guess it makes me a oldfag.
started last year because all my friends jokingly told me to get off Reddit, so I gave it a try. still like them both for different things. Yea Forums is the best place to find people who share my niche fetish
I've seen both of those several times before. In both cases the screaming was the worst part. I mean I guess it would be. I read some time ago that the scumbag who murdered that young deputy was put to death like the disgusting animal he was
Came here for green text, stayed because...idk
It was during the horsefucker period of 2010 when pony-fags were a thing. Found out they had started here so I went to see what it was like. I still remember closing the browser out of what I saw back then. Still, I was interested and came back. I was going through a phase where there was no outlet for me to express myself however I wanted. Being raised to 2 parents that had no idea WTF they were doing and were on the edge of divorce until I moved out didn't help me either. Rather than teach me about life or educate themselves they would've rather given me new shiny toy and bitch at the other. I didn't really learn how to socialize, date, or any of the other basic stuff. Yet Yea Forums did a decent job of not turning me into an absolute autist. If anything, it has helped to avoid behaviors like that.
Over the years I've had ups and downs but through it all Yea Forums was always there and listened. However, these past few years I've been more focused on getting my shit together. My story isn't too different from many others here and there was a period where people would actually try to bring each other up in some periods. Now it is edgy, dumfuck redditors that are too chickenshit to spout their own edgy, dumbfuck opinions on their own site for fear of being called out or downboated. The amount of reddit screencap threads on al boards is fucking awful at this point. Along with these reddit rejects come their crabs-in-a-bucket mentality. Take /fit/ for example: every other thread is wrist size, jaw size, do girls like X, STAHP LIFTIN FGT!, and non-fitness related shit that either belongs here or on /r9k/. And Wojak spam as well which falls onto the tried and true reddit "humor" of "me unga, you bunga" >inb4 4cinz was always shit. True, but at least it wasn't fucking cancer
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yep old vietnam vet. I used to show it for shoot/no shoot training.
but when tho
CONT...
I kinda wish the thing that helped through my depressed days and taught me actually good life lessons could continue this journey with me but I've honestly gotten to the point I only come here casually and every time I do I leave almost immediately. Especially when I see ANOTHER FUCKING SOI WOJAK in my board's catalog. I've tried several times to leave but deep down I knew I didn't want to. I doubt I'll be able to eave entirely but come next year I want this place to be something I visit once a month max. This place isn't fun anymore and I genuinely hate my experience here most of the time.
Thanks for reading my blog
>Now it is edgy, dumfuck redditors that are too chickenshit to spout their own edgy, dumbfuck opinions on their own site for fear of being called out or downboated.
this now
Decorated officer too iirc. Fucking crazy, man.
Just remember stumbling on it when I was thirteen, can't recall how though
I woke up here after a long night of drinking & can't find the door out.
little thing to keep in mind is he had developed a mental disorder that he attributed to agent orange but got called a conspiracy quack. Not defending him for what he did but its sad to see how he begged for help for years and got nothing
I've been here since people moved from somethingawful to this piece of shit and just stuck around. It's really gotten worse over time too so I'm pretty sure this place is on a permanent downward trend until something else pops up for all the degenerates to move to.
...
I just heard it had some golden nuggets of edgy humor mixed in with shit and porn
Now I’m stuck here, please send help.
boredom somewhat fit into the stereotype of being autistic but mainly just on here so i can do/say anything i want and everyone knows all other social media is for normies
Maybe I'd find my way out if it wasn't so damn comfy in here.
no help or justice
just us
rruuuUsTyy sPoooOns
Lol
Yeah, rarely is life ever as straightforward as good man/evil man.
Same age as me. Been here since about 2005
Was redditfag. Pissed me off because that site is full of censorship. Yea Forums isnt complete anarchy but its much better
KONY 2012
mainly for the porn you know ;) and a bit to insult random loser anonymously so that they won't try to figure who i am and punch me... i fear pain so much but i love to make fun of losers so best way i know is here
I think to be depressed but I can’t clinically prove it so imma just say that life is a bit meaningfull
Just started chilling here a few weeks ago, I've known this place existed for over 10 years but I've never been on it. Still new to a lot of stuff but nothing a quick google search won't fix.
yes
same for me but in 2006
I just came for the rekt shit....
I am the spirt of Yea Forums...
I was born here but now everyone I loved left
I wish they would come back
I'll wait for them to come back
why did you call yourself nerd again in a second comment? this is just sad
i cri everytime
I guess I'm a broken bloomer
Same..
ditto
Found this place during capture the flag.
No, I'm pretty average.
>2007
>Friend recommended it to me
>Can't leave
Looks like the thread has reached the end of its life cycle.
Remember when youre having a bad day
or when you have nobody else around
You will always be my favorite
good luck Anonymous
good luck
Hey mods, could you give a perma ban for old time sake?
Following the case of a dead girl exposed by Yea Forums.
Same. I'm as normie as they come in public, I just come here for teh lulz
>How and why did you find your way to Yea Forums?
I got on here in 2014-2015 right before the shit turned into /pol. I came here via a friends request.
>Are you really the depressed, autistic loser like the stereotype says?
All of these things are true. I'm so depressed that I don't even have the energy to kill myself.
i m just a virgin with no many friends
Got hit in the feels hard unexpectedly.