Any east coast or Bahama anons going to ride out Mr. Dangerous?

Any east coast or Bahama anons going to ride out Mr. Dangerous?

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I'm pretty sure that isnt even the path anymore

Its not, I just didnt want to remake my shitty meme.

Bro its making an upturn riding up the east coast. Dorian a bitch

straight off the presses

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Not worried since I'm in central florida and it's only gonna graze us.

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AAAAAAA KOUTA HELP
MICCHY FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP KILLING MEEEE
KATIO NO COME BAAAAACK

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nice, nuke Florida nature pls

If any state deserves to get nuked it's Cali

>record scratch *freeze frame*
>Yep that's me.

how about a compromise and agree that they both need to go

Whoa where are we

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Try not using 4day old graphic

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Boca Raton reporting in. Gonna smoke some meth and ride it out boys.

Floridanon here...we ain't afraid of no windyboi, i got like 4 handles of 100 proof and a bunch of beef jerky we gonna be fine

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If that bitch waits another 20-30min to make the turn, Florida gonna get fucked.

I don’t think any Bahamanons are still alive.

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nobody in FL has even put up their shutters yet... just in case it doesn't hit us. I usually wait until its at least raining that way im not baking in the sun, the wind does make holding a sheet of plywood kinda hard but its worth the risk

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goodbye, user

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SHIT!!! i already ate all the beef jerky last night and drunk half a handle already... im never gonna make it

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Guitar riff intensifies

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it only has 175mph sustained winds and +200mph gusts, its not even that bad
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These meme is true. I’m in Broward and most people here paid no attention to it until Weds afternoon when they upgraded it to a Cat 3 and pushed the cone going more into South Florida.

Right now it’s pretty relaxed because we’re only under a Tropical Storm Watch. But there is also this we will get rekt if that thing waits a few more miles to make the turn.

Driving home to Tampa from Atlanta tomorrow morning, wish me like yo

I stocked up on beef jerky, KY jelly, batteries, and distilled water.
The only thing gonna be fucked up after this storm is my dick.

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I wish many likes upon yo

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bro this shit happens a few times a year, we rebuild so quick its not even a concern. We're not like New Orleans and take 5 years to rebuild

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well 75 southbound should be traffic free

Doesn’t take long to bulldoze and park new trailers

exactly!!! Floridanons are truly the smartest and most resourceful people

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Seriously, I was looking forward to another cozy live stream of watching structures slowly fall down. But 175mph winds reported, that's scary as fuck. No way the Bahamas are ok right now