Whats funny to me is that most of you faggots couldnt even afford one of these. Stay jealous.
Whats funny to me is that most of you faggots couldnt even afford one of these. Stay jealous
Julian Nelson
Carson Martinez
Nice watch
Enjoy your beetis
Austin Taylor
Lel. Wanna snap nudes?
Daniel Stewart
Don't touch what you can't afford
Eli Lewis
already ate your thumb huh?
Jason Jones
Holy fucki or hands are so fat when you call hat that hands were you can't tell worth hand fat ends the arm feathers feed it's called cancans what you hot?
Eli Brooks
What is this
Nolan Miller
i thought that was a foot at first and took me a minute to figure out that was a watch
Joseph Hill
That’s called being fat. It’s a potentially deadly disease, that, contrary to popular belief, is not solved by wearing some stupid fucking Fitbit on your wrist.
Easton Miller
swiniak ulana kurwa
Blake Miller
How hard was it to shave a bear and put a watch on it's paw?
Leo Robinson
'it' had the thumb removed so the watch would fit over its hand
Dylan Reed
Thanks for the explaination mate!
Jackson Cox
I cannot but can YOU afford your Wilford Brimley pills, you fat fuck?
Noah Walker
is this hogwarts?
Joshua Sullivan
You're right, I couldn't afford that morbid obesity. I don't have enough money to buy that much food, nor do I have enough time in one day to eat it.. But since you're obviously a sedentary creature you have nothing but time. Time to think about your diabetes, your chronic aches and pains, about how the EMTs will have to dismantle the wall to remove your dead, bloated carcass from the house after you've choked to death on a chicken nugget and your body has putrefied and bloated to the size of a mid-sized sedan. You're right, I can't afford that. Have a nice day.
Christian Flores
How much do whales even cost?
John Scott
>smartwatch
Bitch, please. Only faggots wear that shit. Get a real watch.
Samuel Taylor
Nicholas Mitchell
>not Rolex
ishygddt
Brody Hall
Funny how all the guys trying to boast about their watches are obese men compensating for something...
Matthew Turner
Is that 2 pigs fighting over a casio?
Daniel Reed
that hand looks like an inflated horsecock
Ayden Garcia
newfags falling for old b8
only non faggots in thread
John Fisher
>not superior Samsung
Nigger, your wish.com Faulex isn't fooling anyone.
Jose Walker
>not Swiss
Get
Dominic Walker
You're fat too!
Jesus Christ.
Whale thread?
Lincoln Cooper
Big Boned*
Nathan White
op
>
i had to say something. the trips were a nice approval from God.
Blake Baker
Watches of any kind are gay. Unless you're military cause you have to wear one on the job.
Joseph Brown
It's a shit posting computer that's so fucking stupid it's being used an excuse to make people even dumber by making shit posting memes popular.
Thank me later
Liam Turner
is it fat wrist season?
Brayden Phillips
Stay poor, poorfag.
Lincoln Morales
shut up, meg
Daniel Mitchell
>Stay poor, poorfag.
so you looked up an image?
Jeremiah Carter
I haven't been on this board, or Yea Forums for that matter in almost a decade before that behind 7 proxies meme was prevalent and posted way too much, I wonder if it still hasn't died? Regardless, it's shit still I see. Have fun you fucks. Just wanted to see if it was still cancerous.
Charles Campbell
Ummm take a seat pleb.
Kevin Lewis
Samuel Gomez
You too, babe. take care.
Cameron Perez
I could afford a set of Lee Press On Nails.
Jeremiah Hall
Yeah, that makes sense. Cause I don't have a overpriced watch that women think is gay. You make me raff...
Jaxon Thomas
Noah Allen
you can get it for free if you go for 1-year phone deal. It's shit too.
Also, could you trim the photo next time, so we don't have to look at the failure you are?
Evan Reed
Daniel Adams
Where's your watch, fag?
James Adams
Looks like pigs leg.....
Lincoln Ramirez
That is the ugliest watch I’ve ever seen. Thank god you just looked up an image and didn’t actually buy that piece of shit
Jonathan Clark
>What's funny to me is that most of you faggots wouldn't even want one of these.
>FTFY.
Christian Nguyen
Ugly bitch look at your fatty fingers...ugh
Evan Wood
lol nice bait user 6/10
Jack Carter
I dont wear her much anymore these days but damn shes a beaut.
Brandon Rodriguez
Here’s my Apple Watch.
Alexander Jenkins
fuck yes
Nathaniel White
Camden Jenkins
I never knew these existed. I must procure one of these rare gems.
Tyler Watson
The real prize are the ones Hitler gave to his top men for doing certain things like quitting smoking, eating healthier diet, etc.
If I got my hands on one of those Id cut off both thumbs
Jacob Scott
Checked
But if you cut off your thumbs, how would you wind the watch?
Dominic Reed
What's funny to me, is that you've put an overpriced watch on a discount ham.
Kevin Wright
well, generally speaking, these kind of things require a certain amount of sacrifices. probably ill have to kind of chopstick it with middle and pointer finger i assume
Kevin Stewart
how far back does this copy pasta go?
(even this bad version of it)
Blake Clark
Worth it.
Liam Garcia
Checkd
i left early 2013 until late 2015. i can tell you i dont recall seeing it until after i came back but its foggy from there
Logan Martinez
checkd
i had this watch irl i was 12. brings back memories of feelin fuckin badass in 6th grade and playin it in class
Liam Walker
Gr8 b8 m8
Parker Williams
Found this cheap shit on a beach in the sand 2 years ago, it's been working for like a year then it stopped. Thinking about getting it fixed up and shortened because my wrists are too fucking thin.
Connor Stewart
>wearing a clock like a slave wears a chain
fucking boomers
Ryan Murphy
>implying that only boomers wear watches
Dominic Smith
stay mad plebs
Julian Clark
Can't be jealous of a watch that doesn't fit on that ham of a wrist, it Looks like an apple watch so enjoy wearing a piece of shit around cutting off circulation to your hand. 0/10 definitely not impressed.
Alexander Gutierrez
How did you manage to fit that around your hoof?
Colton Ross
> still using bait from when the apple watch was new
> still getting replies
I can't even fault op for this, y'all clowns replying are disgraceful
Sebastian Perez
Get confused with a tendie and your thumb?
Parker Wood
Being normal > trying to flex on Yea Forums
Ok fattard
Brayden Mitchell
Whats wrong, can't afford a real watch like the Patek Philippe Super-complication Pocket Watch?
GTFO peasant.
John Ross
>Wenger
Throw it away. Not worth fixing.
Michael Johnson
Is that a tiny roulette wheel?
Dylan Bailey
You mean a pig??
Samuel Garcia
Nigga got me super jelly. That's a fine piece of Apple tech you got there.
John Jenkins
Why have you put it on the wrong wrist? Didn't your father teach you any manners? Or are you one of those devil worshipping "left handed" people (like that's a real thing)
John Cruz
Now you can monitor your heart as it attacks and kills your disgusting fatbody.
Ian Miller
I can buy a whole hog like that for about $120 from my local butcher shop, maybe 200 if they gut it, scald and scrape it first.
Charles Cox
I would very much like to see your vagina, if it's not too much trouble.