Yea Forums... I need ideas

Yea Forums... I need ideas.

I've always fantasized about impregnating a women without her knowing.

I recently starting listing to give massages on craiglist and other sites. Actually, it's been like a year now. Anyway, I finally got my first female client after nearly a year of having to massage sweaty fat dudes who are closeted gays and try to grope me while I massage them.

Anyway... I finally got my first female and she was like a 7.8/10 milf. I made sure to get a good look at her pussy and ass while she wasn't looking. I was able to massage near her pussy too while she went on about her husband, etc. Anyway, I noticed that my hand was brushing at her pussy while I massaged her inner thigh and she didn't seem to care at all. Part of the conversation lead into how she's never horny. I subtly asked her if me massaging her near her pussy made her horny at all, and she said no; so no chance of me fucking her right then.

Anyway, I got the idea to get my sperm inside her pussy somehow. How would I pull this off without her noticing? A syringe without a needle on it, and just slowly insert it in her pussy with every jolt, then just squeeze it in? Would this work?

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I think she'd feel the temp differences of the plastic. Why don't you put it on your hands?

You gotta remember, pussys are sensitive. If you could find a way to get her into it somehow you could just dip your finger in cum and push it in and boom prego.
You could always act like it was an accident, but again you risk getting caught. Idk about syringe cuz if it nicked her a little youd be caught immediately

The chances of her getting pregnant from sperm that I barely put up her vagina are astronomically small. If I put it on my hands, it can't be a large concentration either. Plus, she notice my hand going up her vagina.

Well, I did have my cell phone between her legs as well as my massage oil bottle. I tried recording some video with my phone, but my hands were so oil the phone fell and nicked her a bit. But luckily I was able to wave it off as being the massage bottle, so she didn't even move a little.

That's not how it works. If any sperm touches the vagina you have a fair chance of getting pregnant.

You're retarded dude.

The sperm has to travel much much further (considering the fact that sperm is only a few molecules thick, it's like crossing a giant ocean to get to the ovaries), that's why you're supposed to put your dick INSIDE the vagina. If you cum on the outside of her pussy, the chances of her getting pregnant are literally 1 in a million.

You're probably one of those retards that think pulling out works as well. You can even get pregnant from precum bro.

I'm gonna be honest I dont know how youd pull it off but would love to hear results if you find a way

I have a fuckbuddy who's fertile and not on the pill. She wants my babies, but I have a gf. I've been fucking her and been pulling out for years, son.

Thing is though. I usually go twice in a row. So I pull out and splurge on her ass, then go again.

The thing about that is, a dick is shaped like an ice cream scoop to get the other man's sperm out of the woman's vagina so that you can plant your own (evolution, baby). So I go twice, clear out her pussy with my dick, then blast on her ass again, by that time my sperm is running much thinner and less chance of pregnancy.