How do I get a bigger penis Yea Forums?

How do I get a bigger penis Yea Forums?
Are there any legit methods for penis growth and hard erections?
I keep seeing sites telling me I can increase my penis length with a supplement but I don't want to give anyone my money.
What foods will make me have a 9 inch penis so women don't want to cheat on me?

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Yea baby its called a strapon

Don't worry about your penis size. You're fine.

Don't listen to him OP if you're under nine inches you can't pleasure women.

How long is it now?

If you want a firmer, thicker erection, try jelqing. It's pretty legit for that if you're consistant about doing it. Won't work miracles on length though. Can try those extender contraptions but I've never personally used one so can't say how good they work. Heard they can fuck shit up if you overdo it with those things, though

New surgery was approved that increases length by about 2 inches. Would send you back shy of 20k. Look it up user

Best solution: find a smaller hole

Fuck off FBI nigger

You can try Jelqing or surgery.

Pro tip: size doesn't matter during rape.

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it's called a butt-hole

Maybe being born with a tiny penis is why you're a white racist ass-fuck to begin with?

Never said anything racist so I don't know where your going with this.

As a guy with a 10+, no one cares. I mean it. Women simply don't care. They may like it in a moment, but they still might cheat on you with a guy who has a smaller dick. Speaking from experience.

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Thank you for your insight large penis haver
I will remember your words

Here's a start, and it might sound like gibberish because i'm sleepy as fuck
pegym.com/articles/girth_exercises_toc

But what they don't tell you is you need to be a bit in shape because it relies on blood floor to expand your penis vessels.
And i'm linking you girth for a reason, you do NOT want a penis over 7 inches long because you can't go hard and women will ask you to slow down. Women wanting big dicks is an incel meme, women want a dick that's only slightly above average. 6 and a half inches that's a bit thick is perfect.

Also gains is limited, your dick thickness can only grow about a inch n a half, your length can only go 2ish inches. Working on girth will increase your length so i highly advice you not even touch length exercises.

And keep in mind there's a way to work out, work out 2 days and rest on the third day, while taking 2 day breaks on weekdays. Basically you want to expand your dick blood vessels, let your body healing them back up, expand them again as you're body is midheal so i'll heal on the new expansion. if that makes sense, just repeating what some doctor fag told me.

again, you do NOT want a dick bigger then 7 inches, i made the mistake and women tell me to slow down and its annoying.

And one last tip, rotate / cycle your hand or else you'll end up getting a flat tape-worm dick

It's true. Women don't give a shit. Faithful women will be faithful. Cheaters will cheat. Good ones will like you for who you are.

I know it's corny, but it's true.

That being said, just collect anime figures instead. It's cheaper.

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Thugs get slugs, triple nigger

important tip also, don't work out if your dick is too swollen, you won't get good results. your dick should be a little swollen but you're not suppose to be feeling any pain, if you can't get hard then that's usually a good time to stop , and yes, you won't get hard ons by doing these exercises because your busting your blood vessels. And a reminder that working on girth increases length as a side effect, that's all the fucking length you need

my dick was 6 inch pencil dick before, now its 7 inches and decently thick, if i could go back i wouldn't work on length

Kegels

big thanks

depending on how fat you are , your dick can get bigger if you lose weight

There's this exercise called jelqing that supposedly grows your dick. I did it regularly when I was 14-15 and it's 7 inches now almost 10 years later. It's possible that it just grew because of puberty and I wasted my time but it's worth a shot I guess

>There's this exercise called jelqing

Isn't jelqing basically just jerking it?

another thing i didn't mention good, these are mistakes i made that fucked me up, you need to give your body weeks to repair after you stop seeing results or i'll just resort back to normal, the healing process is hard to explain because you're trying to heal each expanding blood vessel

basically just a scheduled

mon - work / tues - work / wed - rest / thrus - work / fri -work / sat - rest / sun - rest
and continue for an entire month, but after said month is over you're not going to be seeing results, when you get to that point you need to take weeks off at a time, usually until you start getting hard again and then some..

Another protip is hot water helps blood floor better and increases expansion / swelling

that's all i got, goodluck

kinda but its more squeezing your dick so the blood from the bottom expands the upper shaft. try to avoid the dick head itself tho or youll kill your sensitivity

Anyone who claims you don’t want a big dick, is a horribly insecure little dickling. Being hung doesn’t make necessarily you better at sex, but girls go obsessive over a big cock, and they alway talk to their friends about the size of the dick of the last guy they slept with. It’s great never having to be self conscious about taking your pants off, and you always can’t help, but smirk when a girl takes off your underwear, and makes a comment about it being the biggest they’ve ever seen etc. I recommend Jelqing, it took me from about 7 and a half to almost 9. You wanna get some Vaseline, get about 30 to 50% hard, then make the okay sign with your fingers slowly going from base to head, try to take a warm shower before hand. Start a couple days a week then work up to 5 or 6. It used to take me an hour or 2, after a year I was doing like a thousand stokes a night, so carve out some time. Your dick will get super vascular, and you’ll never have erection problems, unless you damage it by overdoing it. Good luck son

Not really, the motion is similar but you have to squeeze a certain way and it doesn't feel good

Thing guy is somewhat right, you gotta keep upping the numbers, the penis is a muscle and like any workout you gotta do more reps. Start at 50 first week, then 100 the second, 2 weeks 200, then every 2 increase by a 100. Don’t exceed 1500