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Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Son of a whore Saprophyte Faggot Slob Colbert Venerates Happy Trails and Is Crazy About Trouser GravY and Adores Custard and Is Smitten With Throat Yogurt
Hoe Rowdy Colbert Delights In Oyster Droppings and Loves Nut Butter
Hiya spam-chan
I'll spank the both of you~
It's awful! There's only one yuno lewd that makes me nut greatly. Everything else is trash
My left arm is an abomination of bendyness.
But my right arm is not.
Zounderkite Envirotard Pseudo-intellectual Nerd Colbert Idolizes Love Liquor and Venerates Turkey Spit and Loves Man Seed and Is Crazy About Fructis
Jackwagon Shyster Redneck Colbert Is Crazy About Schlong Jelly and Idolizes Monkey Juice and worships Oil of Man
Blubber gut Dumbbell SnowflAke Stinker Colbert Is Smitten With DickJam and Delights In DongwatEr and Venerates Baby Batter and Loves Wang Pus
Shark Greeniac Shitweasel Sewer rat Colbert Needs Love Liquor and Idolizes Man Period and Desires Fructis and Idolizes Cock Droplets
Mongoose Colbert Loves Oyster Droppings
that's lewd!
yea i know that feeling of finding a girl you really like and she doesnt have a bunch of lewds, it's sad, what would that yuno lewd be? message me it or post it here
Monkey Colbert DeliGhts In String of Pearls
Asswagon Colbert Loves Ball Barf
still here
still not cute
Bitch Colbert Is Nuts For Man Period
Shitter Bimbo Colbert Adores Squiggle and worships Wank Paste
Rat Sheepshagger Goof Douche jerk Colbert Needs Trouser Gravy and Venerates Crud and Needs DickPudding and Is Nuts For Crud and Adores Wang Pus
Idiotist Cockfucker Asswagon Womanizer Pillock Colbert Loves Erectoplasm and Delights In Man Chowder and Needs Tadpoles and Loves High Fructose Porn Syrup and Loves Slime
Birdbrain Swine Buffoon Colbert Venerates White Light/White Heat and worships Face Cream and Desires Hot MIlk
Nimrod Colbert Is Crazy About Penis Colada
Oaf Ogre WhoreFucker Pillock Colbert Is Smitten WiTh Weiner Sauce and Is Nuts for Spratz and Needs Man Foam and Desires Dongwater
Gimme a bit, I'll DM it
Oxygen Thief Vandal Snowflake Rat Vampire Colbert Is Crazy About Wang Pus and Idolizes Bonkjuice and Is Crazy About String of Pearls and Is Nuts For Bonkjuice and Worships WOrmGob
Dicktard Muppet Weeze Bag Colbert Is Smitten With Dick Jamba Juice and Needs White Light/White Heat and Delights In Cum
i've crossdressed for halloween for the past five years
i'll massage your left arm too!
Shark Crack whore Shithead Colbert Idolizes Nobslurry and worships Oyster Droppings and Adores Crack Wax
Fuck noggin Colbert Idolizes TrouseR Gravy
I have a foot/tickle fetish due to being abused
Witch Badass Flake ColbErt is an awful person and Delights In Crud and worships Prick Liquid
Dope Farmer Colbert worships Wet Paint and worships String of Pearls
Nerf herder Hoe ShitNeck Colbert Desires Monkey Juice and Is Nuts For Male Tears and Needs Population Paste
Whorefucker Faggot Shitweasel Colbert worships Cock Snot and Idolizes Wad and Needs Wang Pus
Cunt fart Grumpy Sausage-masseuse Nincompoop Colbert Idolizes Wad and Needs White Honey and Is Crazy About Oil of Man and Is Nuts For Fructis
I want to study so I don't end up like you guys but fuck
Numbskull Cockholster Troll Drunkard EdgelOrd Colbert Delights In Hot Milk and Is Smitten WIth DickPudding and delights In Man Chowder and Idolizes Jizz and Is Crazy About Crack Wax
Weeze Bag Gawk Colbert Is Nuts For Crack Wax and Loves Custard
Cuntbitch Womanizer Dog Colbert Is Nuts FoR PRotein Shake and Loves DickHoney and Loves Pube Solvent
Retard Colbert Delights In Squiggle
WHore Pack Colbert worships DickTallow and Idolizes Squiggle
Do tell~
Sewer rat Colbert Adores White Honey
who dis cunt and where to get more of her?
Ass-kisser Sycophant Colbert Desires Man Foam and Venerates happy Trails
>mhm! sounds fun!
Fuck noggin Missing link Sheepshagger Roaster Colbert Is Smitten With Crack Wax and Venerates Oil of Ulay and Idolizes Splooge/Spooge and worships Nobslurry
Fellow Blackguard Goon Colbert Loves Spaff and Delights In Man Seed and Desires Dongwater
tell what?
yeye!
Gawk Yes-man Shit-eater Dummy Wino Colbert Idolizes White Ribbon and Loves Crud and Venerates String of Pearls and Delights In HemulsIon and Idolizes Cream
The crossdressing of course~
Bag of dicks Goof Fugly ColberT Idolizes Dick Jamba Juice and Is Crazy About DickPudding and Idolizes Splooge/Spooge
Fart Mega Faggot Son of a bitch Colbert Adores Bonkjuice and Is Nuts For Man Seed and Adores Man Period
i already told
Missing link Grumpy Jerk Colbert Is Smitten With White Gold and worships Penis Colada and Is Nuts For DickSpendings
Chauvinist Colbert Venerates Pearl Jam
Beginner Pirate Horsefucker Colbert Idolizes White Ribbon and Idolizes Dick Jamba Juice and Is Crazy About Wad
Just hope I wouldn't do anything hella wrong.
Unclefucker Megadouche Barbarian Numbnuts Colbert Delights In Crud and Delights In Crack Wax and Is Nuts For Man Chowder and Venerates Splashback
Thief Horse's necktie Cuntzilla Fuck Numbskull Colbert Delights In Oil of Man and Loves Wang Pus and Adores Tail Juice and Is Nuts For Pearl Jam and worships Pole Milk
what would be wrong?~
Fuck Cousinfucker Intercourser NincoMpoop Colbert Desires DickTallow and woRships Spunk and venerates Crud and Is Smitten With DickJam
Churl Bitchzilla Whore Fucklord Colbert worShips Monkey Juice and Adores Oil of Man and Is Crazy About Snake Spray and Venerates Hemulsion
Beetlehead MaCkerel Slag Fink Colbert Loves dickSpendings and Desires Snake SprAy and Is Smitten With Oil of Ulay and Needs Erectoplasm
You know, it's massaging.
Would hate to hurt ya.
Don't think I WOULD, but still.
Stinker DonkeYfucker Wretch Fagtard Joker Colbert Idolizes White Honey and worships BoNkjuice and worshipS Face Cream and Idolizes Man Chowder and Idolizes Nizzle-Drizzle
Womanizer Colbert Idolizes Monkey Juice
Maaaybe!
Junkie Colbert worships Cream
Quat Colbert Desires Scum
oh, i see! just be gentle, then!
Slave Retard Colbert Is Smitten With Love Liquor and Venerates Live Cultures
SCuzzbag Beginner Bugger Buffoon Whore Colbert worships HaPpy Trails and Venerates Weiner Sauce and Idolizes Schlong Jelly and Needs Turkey Spit and Venerates Tail Juice
Helldog Ass-nugget GIt Trollface Colbert Adores Oil of MaN and Loves Prick Liquid and Loves DickSpendings and Is Nuts For Love Liquor
DuckfucKer Colbert Delights In Snake Spray
Moron Gorilla Cuntass Cockfucker Colbert worships Pearl Jam and Is Smitten With Weiner Sauce and Adores Splashback and worships Man Foam
Burden Faggot Rat Cockhead Fixer Colbert Needs Nizzle-Drizzle and Idolizes Custard and Delights In Nizzle-DrizzlE and Delights In Pube Solvent and Desires Splashback
Idiotist Beetlehead Asshole Bandit Pig Colbert Loves Nobslurry and DelightS In Pube Solvent and worships Choad Nectar and worships Spunk and likes to dress up like an 11 year old girl
Ninny Booby Bastard HorsE's ass Intercourser Colbert Delights In Wang Pus and Is Smitten With DickSpendings and Is Smitten With Turkey Spit and Needs Daddy Sauce and Loves Squiggle
Asswipe Colbert Needs Daddy Sauce
Snail Cumstain RuFfian Querulant Colbert Is Crazy About Crack Wax and Delights In Love Liquor and sucks dick anD Idolizes Spratz
Twerp Colbert Idolizes DickGlue
That's a given!
Scumlord Muppet Idiot Colbert Is Smitten With Population Paste and Is Smitten With Daddy Sauce aNd is nuts For Loads
Egotist Colbert Is Nuts For Cum
Fuckbait COckholster Colbert Idolizes Cock Droplets and Venerates Wormgob
Landwhale CoLBert Loves Slime
Edgelord Douche Bum Cockfucker Colbert Adores Dickspendings and Desires White Gold and worships Cock Snot and AdorEs Pearl Jam
Cretin Cunt fart Colbert Venerates SPew and Loves Liquid Silk
Childfucker Cousinfucker Edgelord Colbert Desires Cock DropletS and Venerates DickJelly aNd worships White Honey
Backwoodsman Dickfucker Pigfucker Hypocrite COlbert Loves Monkey Juice and Venerates Wet Paint and Is Smitten With Tail Juice and DelIghts In Oyster Droppings
HoopleHead Pain in the ass Mongoose Prick Redneck Colbert Needs Liquid Silk and worships Onward Christian SolDiers and Is Crazy About FacE Cream and Adores Rude Glue and Adores Cream
Blubber gut Shitbucket Colbert Desires Cream and Desires Weiner Sauce
I don't feel like returning this sentiment helps my case in the VC, but
Dolt Colbert Is Smitten With White Gold
I professionally design for a living. I aim to be so much more than my own worth and I can’t stand my significant other. AMA
Goose Colbert idolizes Loads
uwu
Peasant Pig Buffoon rat-fink FellOw Colbert Is Smitten With DickJelly and Venerates Jizz and Needs Weiner Sauce and Is smitten With Protein Shake and DeliGhts In Spratz
RatcatCher Bonehead Colbert would make hitler proud and Idolizes Turkey Spit
Fuckbucket Cockholster Scumhead Wanker Madman Colbert Venerates Pole Milk and IS Nuts For pube Solvent and Needs Splashback and Desires Rude Glue and Is Nuts For DickSpendings
Peasant Badass Bugger Pig Son of a bitch Colbert Loves Pube Solvent and Desires Nobslurry and Is Smitten With Nut Butter and Adores Oyster Droppings and Venerates White LigHt/White Heat
Blaggard Colbert Loves Squiggle
Hypocrite Childfucker SnowflAke Chav Colbert worships Prick Liquid and Idolizes Protein Shake and Delights In Splashback anD Venerates High Fructose Porn Syrup
Slag Cuntass Cuntass Dodo Noodle ColBert can't get off except from gargling cum and worships Nobslurry and desires Onward Christian Soldiers and IdolizEs Cock Snot and Needs Crud
Sometimes I come here wondering about my own life...then I see retards posting shit like this and know that it could always be worse. You pathetic fucks always make me feel better.
Cocksucker Shitass Dumbass Landwhale Colbert Is Smitten With Splashback and Is Smitten With Custard and worships Tail Juice and Desires Nobslurry
Asscunt Idiot Pissface Sewer rat HeaDass Colbert Idolizes Nut Butter and loves to have his anus impaled and Needs Hot Milk and Needs Hot Milk and Is Smitten With Crack Wax
Con man Fink Shitehawk Wacko Bastard Colbert Is Crazy About DickTallow and Needs Fructis and Adores DickJam and Is Crazy About Splashback and needs White Gold
PerveRt Colbert Venerates White Gold
Arse-licker Pillock Vandal Arsecunt Colbert Desires Man Chowder and Is Smitten With Spaff and Delights In Liquid Silk and Is Crazy About Spew
Hoe COlbert Is Crazy About OIl of Man
Neckbeard Shyster Buttfucker Colbert worships Rude Glue and Idolizes Penis Colada and Loves Cream
Doofus Gawk Arse-licker Dracula Landwhale Colbert Desires Crud and is a fucktoy and worshipS Splashback and Needs SplAshback and can't get off except from gargling cum
Hippie Douche bag Colbert worships Male TeArs and Loves Spratz
Shithead Dolt Colbert Idolizes Choad Nectar and Idolizes Oil of Ulay
that's a kawaii image
Rat-fink Hooplehead Turd Wacko Colbert Venerates Crud and Adores Liquid Silk and Idolizes Daddy Sauce and Desires Spaff
I like both chicks and dicks, but I'm too much of a fag to to approach anyone.
Fuck nugget DOtterel Colbert Delights In Nizzle-Drizzle and Is Nuts For Splashback
Edgelord Gobshite Numbskull Toad Colbert Adores Spaff and Is Nuts For Turkey Spit and Venerates Prick Liquid and Desires Custard
Bum chum Cougar Sausage-masseuse Colbert Is Nuts For Satchel Syrup and Needs Erectoplasm and Venerates Live Cultures
Varmint Colbert Idolizes dickGlue
Backwoodsman Bangsat Colbert Needs Spew and Needs Monkey Juice
May I have some sauce?
Cockfucker Assface Colbert Desires White Honey and has a 2 inch penis
Pain in the ass colbert Needs Dick Jamba Juice
Chump Colbert worships Ball Barf
I've got a headpat folder.
It's pretty good for getting through this "Duplicate File Detected" bullshit.
Skullfucker Shitter Bespawler Colbert Delights in Penis Colada and Venerates Erectoplasm and Is SMitten With White Honey
yozo_(stanky)
Burden Douchelord Colbert Needs OysTer Droppings and Idolizes Oyster Droppings
Asshat Blockhead Snake Shitter Goon Colbert IdOlizes Spew and Idolizes Spunk and Idolizes Custard and Idolizes Cream and Adores Crack Wax
Dick Cockfucker Flake Lamebrain Colbert Loves Splashback and Idolizes DickTallow and Desires Tail Juice and Desires Oyster Droppings
I'm black and 25. My brother was killed by cops. I love people and want to help them. I feel like life is trivial. It's so short compared to how long the universe has been around. I understand that we're self centered because we have to be as a species. All this political shit is nonsense. Nothing matters. But I still love you all. Despite it not meaning anything I want you all to enjoy your time in life. Hopefully the world will be better for future generations. My efforts included or not. I'm okay with not making an impact but I'd rather have one so I know the children have a better life.
headpats are wonderful! gib headpats pls!!
Womanizer Sewer rat Cuntass Birdbrain colbert worships Satchel Syrup and Idolizes Jizz and Idolizes Cock Snot and worships DickJam
I came here to see whats up but what in the blueberryfuckmuffins is all this spam shit
Buffoon ColbeRt Is Smitten With Man Period
I'm dead xD
Okay I've been gone too long wtf is all the banana spam shit?
Backwoodsman Colbert Desires Pube Solvent
Shit-eAter Boozer Badass Brotherfucker Worm Colbert Is Smitten With Nizzle-Drizzle and Is Crazy About cream and Needs Nizzle-Drizzle and Idolizes Baby Batter and Delights In Fructis
I love the bananna! Thanks, Lori
Scumlord Blockhead Sycophant Badass Colbert Adores Daddy SaUce and Desires Pole Milk and Loves Hot Milk and Desires Penis Colada
Sausage-masseuse Colbert woRships Pole Milk
this is cracking me the fuck up and giving me so much nostalgia
Son of a bitch Querulant Colbert Is Nuts For Scum and Desires Pole Milk
Slutfucker Nerd Hypocrite Imbecile Porno freak Colbert Is Smitten With DickHoney and Needs Male Tears and worships Jizz and Adores White Gold and Delights In Satchel Syrup
Thanks fren. Cute pic btw.
Jelly Fagtits Colbert Needs Jizz and Loves Spew
me_irl
Oddball Bogeyman Assweed Colbert Needs JiZz and Is Smitten With Monkey Juice and Idolizes DickGlue
thank you! enjoy the artist friend
Vandal Headass Shyster Creep Colbert Is Crazy About Pole Milk and Is SmitTen With Hot Milk and LoveS Wang Pus and Adores Oyster Droppings
Chav Colbert Loves Tail Juice
Bonehead Fatso NUmskull Twerp Colbert Is Nuts For Hemulsion and is a cum dumpster and Is Smitten With Monkey Juice and Idolizes Penis Colada
Gawk Colbert Is Nuts For Pearl Jam
Fishwife Colbert worships Erectoplasm
Would pat.
I'm bad with hugs and stuff. And pats too.
But pats I can at least guaranteed I would do.
thankee pats would be wonderful even if they're amateur
I'm not sure what professional pats would be like.
Nice, probably. But it needs sincerity.
well, unpracticed pats anyway!
Friends who pat together, stay together.