Drunk as fuck Yea Forums AMA

Drunk as fuck Yea Forums AMA

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are the people here really as stupid as they seem, or is everyone having a contest to see who can pretend to be the dumbest faggot?

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I wanna say it's a contest to see who can be the dumbest faggot. But idk tho I used to have faith in humanity but that been going tits up here lately

Still dunk be talk to me

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why havent you done coinbase earn (easy shit takes 5 mins fam) to buy more mdma with btc?
50 bucks in each xlmjust by answering some questions. you can skip the videos as the answers are below
XLM: coinbase.
com/earn/
xlm/invite/kxj7934b
Q1. A decentralized protocol that unites the world's financial infrastructure .
Q2. Facilitating low-cost, universal payments.
Q3. Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global.
Q4. To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently.
Q5. It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions.

Legit tho fam go get that 50 dollars in crypto convert to btc and order some more bomb ass mdma off empire

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Cause fuck you I'm drunk and I wanna talk to a human not your spam shit faggot.

I don't want mdma. I want more beer and liqueur faggot lol

...but why user, why are you drunk to the point of fuck?

Cause of a 50+ hour work week. It's time to unwind user.

i see, how does one get to point of fuck whilst drinking?

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Well my friend it takes 10 Shots to the face and 6 beers. Also running a pawn shop will do it to ya

You can take that dilation station and stick it up your ass

hm, best i could do is maybe 1 whole marijauanas to the butt. good luck with fuck level of drunkardness, fren.

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Thank you mynfren. Also you would be surprised how well, " the best I can do is 5 Dollars." Works. The best to you user, fuckin cheers

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Dude that's fucked.

It's a chimp getting what it deserves who cares?

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You disgust me.

are u druncc as im?

Fag

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I hope so my fren

I'm @ 13 shots and 8 beers. I'm about to go fuckin super syian

im 10 shots of vodka in faggot

Catch up bro. Get you 3 more shots and 8 beers and we can talk fam

are u on ps4?

Nah I'm at a bar but a got a PS4 my man

We both got dubs btw fren

add me u fucc so we can get druncc and play ats time: BeNgY_oF_WaR

Alright nibba I'll add you when I get back form the bar my fren!

I am drunk as fuck too. What are you drinking?

Here comes /pol/ to to be a mindless puppet again

can i order you a pizza?

no, ok then

suck a fuck you cunt

jagermeister and pbr my fren

Sorry friends just got home. Didn't mean to hurt no feelins

I am drinking boodoo ranger. It is blowing my dick I am suck a lightweight.

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Those are pretty good but my local watering hole has pbr for a buck fifty a bottle

I have too much money and no self-respect. I buy beer at the grocery store and go home to drink it alone.

Some times self medication is what you need my man. I got . Money too but I'm cheap as fuck lol . I grew up poor as fuck.

That's wisdom. Hang on to that cash. It's most useful when you least expect it, so make sure it's available!

Sure as shit is my fren. That attitude got me through my divorce lol.

Well imma pass out friends. Good night, just remember if you are ever feeling alone and life is shit, that I am out there and I am rooting for you friend.

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Goodnight, I am going unconscious too.