be me

> be me
> 21 and in college
> been dating my gf for about 9 months
> our dorms are practically next door to eachother, so for all intents and purposes, she pretty much lives with my roommate and I in our dorm
> all of her makeup, clothes, video games, movies, textbooks etc are scattered about the appartment
> one day, she tells me that her parents are coming up for a visit and that she doesn't want her dad to find out that we are practically living together
> her dad is a lieutenant in my hometown's police and low key kinda scares, so I agree
> spend the next several hours packing up all of her stuff and rushing to clean up the dorm
> eventually all of her shit is packed into her car and the apartment is ready for her parents to show up
> I ask her what time her parents are coming over and she tells me that her parents aren't actually coming
> she just wanted help getting all her shit out of my apartment before she breaks up with me
> bitch drives away
>mfw

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downwardspiral.exe

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My condolences

You win.

Imagine that bitch pulling that crap 3 years from now.

I imagine that 3 years from now she will be living in that damn car

Lol, she got you good

The bitch is clever, you need to at least give her points for that.

Better burn that bridge before she tries to drive back over it.

at least you got all your space back

Bonus points if she is a fatty

Femanon here, you most likely deserved it lol.

And to all the pricks who go "hurr durr tItS oR GtfO"

Kill yourselfs and stay mad ;)

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Bait.

Don’t want to see your tits you ugly

Tits or gtfo

GG NOBODY CARES

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>Femanon

You misspelled 'faggot'

Shhhhhhhh
Let them have thier fake-anger fun

Fag

Tits. Timestamp. Gtfo

Thats what they all say

tits or whatever you're unattractive idc. I'll just ignore you

Fake and homosexual

It's hilarious how you male pigs immediately give me attention shows how powerful us women are. I tell you what. Instead of seeing tits (You incels don't deserve that go jerk off to porn you sad pathetic little boys) here's my kiss to you that you'll never get. Stay blue balled boys ;)

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Do you really not know any women in real life that you could you get a picture of for your little roleplay over here? You needed to resort to Yea Forums memes?

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you got me so good xD

LOL at the chick owning these thirsty virgins. Shows how pathetic you guys are maybe if you were nice and acted like a gentleman she may have changed her mind but no you dumbasses never change here's my message to you faggots

Keep on trolling them baby lmao

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awww how cute someone using my photo on /pol/ lol

Face it baby dicks, you will never see my tits I know you losers want to so bad XD

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Next time someone online calls me a coward for being willing to make fun of other people's appearances while not being willing to post my face myself, I think I'm just going to show them this picture.

OH MY GOODNESS! YOU JUST KEEP BURNING MEEE XDDDDDD LMAOOO

For the love of God... please. Just, keep all of your clothes on. I'm so sorry for making fun of you, I will pay you to not show us your tits! Have mercy!

"that's cool. I've been sticking one of your beauty products up my ass every week and I've cum in a few of the others, but now I'm not telling you which ones."

Autistic screeching is not the way to handle things you man baby

Reverse psychology isn't gonna work sweetie nice try tho :)

Anyways I'm outta here to many incels in here yikes!

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Oh thank you, thank you thank youthankyouthankyou

Good God you're ugly. Like a pancake had sex with a turtle and their kid turned out retarded. You really shouldn't post your face. Jesus, you nearly put me off my lunch.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MAN BABY!!! OMGGG YOU'RE KILLING ME! I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! XD I'M GONNA GO MASTURBATE TO THE MILLIONS OF FREE VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF PORNOGRAPHY XDDDDDDDD

What's for lunch, user?

Oof. That face doe... try harder

Tempura and zaru soba. Dat Japan life, baby.

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Damn, she could have showed us her prolapsed anus and even then I'd still want to eat a lunch like that. Good for you, user.

Ugh I mean what a fucking weeb, faggot!

I finished already, but here's a pic from the same restaurant a few weeks ago.

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The original pic is from July 27th, either you come on here just to say the same shit you originally used the pics for, or you aren't the same poster and just like saving pics of terrible looking women

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Bitchin'

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> just like saving pics of terrible looking women

Yea Forums defined.

No idea what you are talking about

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He is saying that the women of Yea Forums or any of this god awful website aren't attractive, it makes sense though, if you're really desperate for attention and compliments this place will give it, sure you'll get hate too for being and ugly retard but the other ones will think you're an okay looking retard or they'll idolize you despite looking like the Mucinex man

You arent even worth us saying tits or gtfo faggot

Funny how easy it is to bait retards with pics of some chick

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Female incel

Those fucking glasses lmao. I feel like on a good day you could maybe pass for a 3 or 4...and that's without glasses. I'd rather see your dad's dick than look at your floppy lopsided fat sacks.

Stop posting pics please.

This is actually a blessing in disguise OP. College is literally the easiest time to meet and fuck women, you squandered 9 months, and thanks to this slunt, you still get to take advantage of the time you have left. Don’t get in a relationship in College, do that any other time in life.

nope. but you get minus points for giving her points