I'm going to make an NPC doll with a pull string that says only the same 20 things

I'm going to make an NPC doll with a pull string that says only the same 20 things.

ITT: Things only NPCs say.

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“Pedophilia is perfectly fine if you don’t act on it”

"Communism was never implemented correctly!"

>Yikes
>Folks
>Just be yourself
>Everyone is beautiful

"That's gonna be a yikes from me."

"Oof."

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"That's not even funny, dude."

>having sex with a 16 year old is pedophilia

...not gonna lie....

>Orange man bad
>Did you catch last night's episode of Game of Thrones?
>The new Call of Duty looks amazing
>There are several examples of socialism being successful throughout history
>C'mon guys, we can be better than that

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"LITERALLY"

>but Hilary
>make america great again
>owning libs
>cuck
>snowflake
>soy boy
>fake news
>jewish conspiracy
>deep state conspiracy
>east coast elites

>ITT: Things only NPCs say.
okay.. lemme think a bit.. yeah, I got one:

"NPC"

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>>Orange man bad
there's some meta-irony here, seeing as this is only said/written by Trump supporters.

breddy gud

Found the Jewish soyboi cuck libtard fag hillary supporters! Who are also npcs

you dont get it

Normies :eye_roll:

you forgot glow-in-the-dark nigger, bro. I'm totally CIA up in this motherfucker.

>Found the Jewish soyboi cuck libtard fag hillary supporters! Who are also npcs

Couldnt think of any more insults huh stinky?

>h-he's programmed wrong!
lulz

>HAVE YOU TAKEN THE RED PILL YET?

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well.. yes.. eehhh.. YOU GOMMUNIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

came here to say this

Except for cnn, nyt, wp, vox, nbc, etc, who say it several times a day about anything.
He could belch and they'd blame him for global warming.

>Who hurt you?
>Do you need a hug?
>Let’s unpack this
>My wife’s boyfriend got me a Switch!

>Multiculturalism
>Open borders
>--- because climate change
>---Is a nazi

So wait... this is made by a furry nazi?

Do you wear your shirts inside out? Are you aware of it?

Yeah ok kid

>yikes!
>The law is always right
>Anyone under 18 is a child, and doing anything to them is pedophilia
>There's nothing wrong with trans kids, stop being so transphobic.

I'm a 90lb badass. My cousins in antifa

>Except for cnn, nyt, wp, vox, nbc, etc, who say it several times a day
except no one ever said "orange man bad". That's just your imagination.

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So what's it like being an NPC by your own definition?

>I am living for this
>this is so powerful
>white men are the most dangerous people in this country

>your wife's son

not all furries are nazi, but all furries are authoritarians, extremists and living on government dime.

>Yeah ok kid
yeah, we should add that one to the list.

>>The law is always right
who the fuck says that lol

>trump 2020

"npc"s don't exist, but people who run around crying whatever new buzzword they picked up on the chans do.

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>the left can't meme
>Germany yes!
>Poland no!
>JUST
>A FUCKING LEAF
>cuck soyboi numale bugman
>why do the democrats..
>more like Michael Obama amirite guiz?
>white genocide is real
>(((them)))

wut

>shills

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>hey rabbi whatcha doing?
>it's a false flag
>climate change is a hoax
>ackzuallyyyh.. what Trump meant was..

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>the global elite.....

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> All lives matter
> My parents cabin
> Zero days since Trump lied
> I have OCD
> I have ADD
> I have PTSD
> Tea Party
> Put yourself in their shoes

>> My parents cabin
wat

Awww lil baby bitch is sad that duh mediuh shows what an incompetent failure his father figure is. Cry more lil bitch. Love those tears

Crying about the media is the ultimate NPC speech. “But cnn” or “but msnbc” from every single poor ass one of them

Uh oh, found the poor kid who lives just outside an affluent neighborhood. Lil guy attends their school but shares none of their wealth. Bet his dad is the school janitor and his family live in a tiny apartment next to the schools groundskeeper shed. Look at his anger towards the successful. Sad!

So stating facts about an incompetent presidents dishonesty is a bad thing? You like it when people pretend he doesn’t lie everyday. Pathetic.

...

We haven't had a competent president in nearly 200 years.

Yum.