I've been in a coma since 2009 fill me in on what I missed

I've been in a coma since 2009 fill me in on what I missed

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We all live in a Philip K. Dick novel now.

Sounds depressing

Go back to sleep. It's all to depressing to talk about.

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

Everyone here is still a sad virgin and the happenings never happened. Fuck society let it burn and crash. I want nuclear war.
I recommend going back to sleep.

I'd prefer a zombie apocalypse.

That would be fun also.

Why is the guy from The apprentice the president hahaha this can't be serious

Communism is out, fascism is in. Also amateur porn is fantastic nowadays.

Amateur porn is truly where it's at.

Not far off. I'd say we're still in the realm of Orwell. Not enough future tech to be PKD yet.

Lol it really is. A far cry from the grainy bullshit we had to put up with back then.

It came out that Obama was a nigger and got reelected anyway

Everything's fucked m8

Well, OP
We had a black president who got re-elected
We thought we won the war in Iraq but then this group called ISIS showed up and fucked everything up.
The EU kinda fell apart
And now we're all in a self imposed mass extinction event due to over population.

War with Russia. We won btw
A cure for cancer has been found, but only the rich can afford it
HIV has mutated leading to AIDS and death in a matter of weeks

The jews. It's them.

It came out that your mom shat you out of her asshole on your birthday.

Absolutely nothing new.
The same shit that happened before 2009 is still happening now.

iPhones are slightly better now

What am I supposed to do with the girl?

I guess b never changes

Amateur porn you say hmm never been a fan of mainstream porn anyway

People voted for the Nigger twice lol wtf

So we're not fighting the Taliban I would assume we got enough oil by now

Yess

Imagine saying this while literal communists are running for president.

So we had a second Cold war
There's always been a cure for HIV and cancer

trump is US president, moot doesnt own Yea Forums anymore, some japanese asshole does. thats why theres all these ads and the mods barely work anymore. identity politics and being offended at everything is worse than ever

Being this new

its funny because i was born the same day of my birthday

Yea Forums as gotten far shittier

Well it wasn't that bad back then

2009??? What the fuck happened since 2004??? My whole life just passed me by. I'm in the exact same place as I was back in 2002! Fuck my life!

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Spotted the newfag

The happenings put fags in prison dumbass

If you told anyone this back then they wouldn't believe you I find it kind of weird that I people actually believe the Zionist conspiracy now ...

do you remember back in 2009 when EVERY thread was about wanting to see your "wife" getting railed by a black guy? or badly shaved dudes in dresses calling themselves traps? yeah? well, some things never change.

what does that mean?

You just want the apocalypse because you think you would rise to the top in the post society, you realy are a newfag, welcome to /b

Boxxy is gone, newfags crown a new queen everyday. Nothing else.

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What is boxxy doing nowadays
Lmao