WWYD if you were out at the club, standing at the urinals taking a piss, and this guys walks in...

WWYD if you were out at the club, standing at the urinals taking a piss, and this guys walks in, stands approx 18 inches behind you, unzips and then starts pissing against the back of your legs??

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I'd bitchslap that pathetic aging wannabe hipster fuck until he had an epiphany.

Hello Mr. Rollins how are you?

I tell him to do it in my mouth

Suspenders and a belt? Fucking poseur.

Turn around midstream and piss on his leg while beginning a polite conversation.

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Turn around and football punt him right in the grapes.

Punch him in the balls and then punch him as hard as I could in the jaw. If that didn’t knock him out it would at least stun him long enough for me to run out.

Piss on him back

Begun. The piss wars have.

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I would turn around and shoot him in the head, leave him in the floor with his dick out, then go home.

Tattoos don't stop a knife to the dick

Not OP but does anyone want to see my butthole

Came here to say this.

Let me see

Your only choice is to swordfight him. With your dick

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Realistically, jump out of the way and walk away as soon as I could. Then I’d talk about it with my friends later.

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Tattoo's do not make you tough

Turn around and piss on him

I would keep my cool at first. Then smash his face into the urinal to crack his teeth, then gouge his eyes out and piss in the holes.

Looks like a fucking manlet too

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Dafuq is this lole

why would you need suspenders AND a belt?

same reason he has every other accessory in the world , he's a transparent being with little to no inner monologue or opinions of his own.

That is my butthole