How to approach asian girl with headphones? help

How to approach asian girl with headphones? help

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If someone has headphones in they dont want to be approached retard. Wait till she isn’t wearing headphones so you dont come off as an autistic fuck. Also pretending to be someone you’re not to impress a girl is extremely gay.

but what if she walks away with the headphones on?

i lost her

thabks a lot, stupid assholes

Knock those anti-masculinity headphones off. Explain MK-Ultra is seeping in through the vibrations and relish in the idea of repopulating the earth with non-MKids to revolutionise against the CIA niggers.

RUN. Last chance. You can still save her.

i miss having a female chink friend.....

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>get youself a pair of nice cat ear headphones.
>don't connect them to any source of media
>go to the headphone wearing asian grill
>strike some hatsune miku poses like you just don't care
>she is now intrigued of what you are listening
>offer your headphones to her
>while she is distracted why is there no sound coming out of the headphones stick your dick up her ass to stun her
>asian woman get stunned while impaled in ass
>take home your tropy
>???
>profit

Bow to her and make the chink eyes to establish a line of nonverbal communication

OP is a fucking moron lol

its over Yea Forums
wont be hanging out with any asian females tonight.
i got 1 rejection today though.

Whats the game plan for tomorrow?

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depends where, on the street? she's probably too busy/autistic/americanized to talk to you
sitting somewhere? if she already has a drink, wave and make a "remove headphone" gesture, talk to her about what she's listening, or the headphone brand and try to start a good convo
if she doesn't, have a drink, ask her if she wants one (if you know there's a machine or a small shop selling them nearby. don't talk about money, (no "i'll pay for it" or "that'll be 1$50 little miss", at worst a "don't worry about it" if she tells you she has no cash on her for the drink)

>it's our fault you're autistic
take responsibility for your shitty life first, OP

You're that user again? At least you found some, chap! Keep that cap high, and persevere!

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if shes wearing headphones she probably doesnt want to talk to you. leave her alone.

or she just likes music?

Checked!

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walk up and dickslap the headphones off, proceed to fill a big gulp soda container with cum. assert dominance

yeah. but she probably knows im a total loser now.
i mean, i had sex with more than 5 asian girls. but, im just having toruble, getting it here.

thanks. but this was dining hall

during dinner time or at some odd hour hanging there?
i'd say don't bother people while they eat, but if it's a free period ask her what she's doing, chances are she's studying and you can help her or she can help you

what is it that you think makes you a total loser?

if you reach under the back of her head, where the hairline sits, there's a hatch you can open that has a port for a nintendo 64 controller. open it, plug the controller in, then enter:
A B A A Start Up(D-Pad) Down(C-buttons) Down(C-Button) Left(C-button) Up(D-pad) Left-shoulder left-shoulder right-shoulder Start

thisll open up her console commands, then you can modify her settings to make her fall in love with you. all asian girls have this.

good luck, op!

i dont know what would be odd hour.
Can you help me talk with them in future?
ShantaeIntheArtic#8471

any time that isn't a usual meal time...?
christ, im imagining OP going up to this girl and shakily reading lines of advice from Yea Forums off his phone

racsism

i don't know how to join you, but if you send me $500 i'll send you back some googles with a camera and a mini-speaker so that i can help you get this girl
send the money at [email protected]

op wanted the konami code to make every asian girl magically fall in love with him, so i just gave him what he asked for. especially since all asian girls are exactly the same and one piece of advice will work the same on every single one of them, right?

no dat rasciscm

Op here. stop being faggots and say something useful

>808473536
if you think this forum of autists and NEETS know shit about getting with women, you are retarded.

this is the best piece of advice in the thread op

just ask her to fuck you

fuck yeah, do it

take video and post results too

ayyyylmao

tell her youre gonna make her your pretty chinky princess and ask her what her favorite anime is. then even if its good taste tell her that its wrong and why madoka magica is the best, and that she just doesn't understand the subtext. women, especially asian women, love being pigeonholed into stereotypes, and mansplaining

as a fellow asian i can confirm this

... The fuck is wrong with you?
I swear to god everyone on this board is a troll or a fucking retard.
Okay, if you actually want to approach her you have 2 options:
1. Treat her like you would a chick in a loud bar/live music show. Make eye contact and smile at her. If the smile is returned then approach and if she is interested she will remove the headphones and a conversation can begin.

2. Don't wait for overt signals and walk over to her. The vast majority of people at this point will remove their headphones to see what a stranger wants. Then use a corny opener like "Hey, I couldn't help but notice how entranced by whatever it is your listening to. I've been looking for good music recently, got any suggestions?".

thanks. but this was dining hall. if you want to help me fir future, here is my discord ShantaeIntheArtic#8471

he's on Yea Forums, he's a retard autist. He doesn't know how to act natural around girls.

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