What was the sexiest experience you have ever had?

What was the sexiest experience you have ever had?
I'll start.

>Have gf for 5 years
> Sexual life is active
> Rarely get blowjobs
> One time we just casually watch tv and out of nowhere she just takes my dick out and starts sucking
> omg
> Never did anal or any ass play, we just werent interested
> She suddenly goes lower and starts licking my balls while my dick is on her face
> omg^2
> Already close to cumming
> She does not stop there and suddenly goes even lower and starts licking my fucking ass
> heaven
> pushes her tongue all the way in my ass while stroking my dick hard
> I know its nothing special for someone but it was a first for me so oh my god
> I came so hard on her face i was literally shaking
> She gives a kinky smile and we dont talk about it after that

I will never forget this. Still together, 8 years passed last week.

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i got a side hug from my crush a little while ago, that was nice

fucking degenerate

Well, good enough. Hope you get more from her!

i know, i'm a kinky bastard
thanks, i've known her for years and probably should stop being more of a pussy than what's between her legs and tell her

Okay I'll help.
1) does She have a bf?
2) are you fucking ugly as hell?
If both answers are a no, just do it man.
My gf is absolutely out of my league. I tried and I won. You really dont have anything to lose. Trust me, a fucking random person on the internet.

>16
>moving day
>bunch of people come to help
>mom throws party after in empty house
>spend time getting drunk with gf and her friend in back yard
>gf goes upstairs for some reason
>start making out with her friend
>gf comes back and joins in
>sit there fooling around and drinking/getting high
>party is over, it's a nice night so we drag an old mattress onto the back deck
>their both on their rag
>rip out the tampons and fling them towards the canyon
>fuck them both until I pass out
>wake up, covered in blood, big ring around my mouth
>somehow one of the tampon strings wrapped around a phone line and is just hanging up there all bloody
>no good way to get it down so we leave it for the landlord

Imma go visit my ex he next month

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Fingered my best friends girlfriend in a car on the backseat while he was driving. I know, I'm a fucking asshole, but it was sexy as fuck.

>be 28
>dateless, kissless fat guy
>only have had sex with hookers but never paid extra to kiss
>call a new girl off backpage
>really cute, not on drugs, basically a unicorn in that area
>meet her at her shitty motel
>hand over the money, 200 bucks for an hour
>we sit on bed, start talking
>she starts kissing me
>tell her i've never done that before
>she almost bursts out laughing but keeps composure
>proceed to have the most realistic sex i've ever had, and didn't even have to pay extra for gfe/kissing

i swear i would have fallen in love with that whore if she hadn't quit just a couple months later. Only got to see her twice. It's for the best, I still stalk her on facebook 8 years later and she's married to a nigger pumping out mudbabies, so I dodged a bullet.

>15
>in the park drunk with gf
>we both have to pee
>follow her into woman's room
>dirty concrete park bathroom
>we go into stall
>I piss between her legs while she is pissing
>we decide to fuck
>sitting on toilet, her on top
>after about 10 mins a Mexican woman and her kids come in
>have to be even more quiet but keep at it.
>come together and walk out past the family
>guys who gave us a ride ditched us
>walk 2 miles home

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how are you all fucking at not 20? jesus christ, i'm glad i don't have balls

Lmao you poor, poor “man”.

Thats fucking hot bro!

Bro, just get Tinder, go out, and try to find a real girl. I'm fat, too, who the fuck cares. Had a gf since I was 16, just be talkative and have confidence, don't be a scared faggot with girls.

The night I asked my current gf to be mine (after some time of hanging out and getting to know each other) is the same night of our first kiss and first fuck.

Got back to the parking lot and she pulled my cock out and went for a bareback ride. She came on my cock and I came inside her.

The one and only time to this point I've unloaded in her.

OP is the pic related?

Absolutely

>first year of college
>meet asian girl down the hall
>bond over mutual love of the sims
>spend a few weeks playing sims with each other
>one night, we have a small party in my dorm
>me, my fat virgin roommate, her and a couple other guys
>night winds down and we're super drunk, just me her and roommate
>roommate puts headphones on and starts playing counterstrike
>take girl to bed, start making out
>end up with her naked
>shes down on all fours, i'm fingerblasting her getting ready to fuck
>stomach feels kind of weird
>start to excuse myself to go to the bathroom
>vomit comes out instead of words
>puke coating her entire back
>she starts screaming, runs to the shower
>I follow, we shower together, start fooling around again
>stomach rumbles a little more
>puke in corner of the shower
>she doesn't care
>we make it back to bed, fuck on bare mattress after putting the puke sheets away
>roommate "goes to bed"
>is clearly watching us and jerking it under his blanket
>somehow manage to cum despite the overwhelming stench of puke
>she stumbles back to her room, we never really hang out again after that

most romantic night of my life

I made a greentext about it before


>be me
>kissless virgin
>go to dentist because teeth
>dentist is a qt3.14 big biddy grill
>she inspects my teeth
>she puts her fingers in my mouth
>yummy.jpeg
>pop a boner
>she notices
>she gives me a filthy look and I feel a slight bit of guilt
>I go home
>Jack off to the experience

That's a win in my book

>15
>in hospital because I shot myself
>painkillers up and running
>bad patient
>took entire IV rig with me to go buy cigarettes
>lol they didn't card me
>get back nurses freaking out
>tell me I coulda just disconnected the shunt
>leave whenever I want to smoke
>nurses hate me
>gf comes to visit
>gets on top of me and we go at it
>lasting forever because drugs
>nurses keep poking their heads in
>move to the shower for privacy
>I bet those nurses were getting off on it

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Nice. Sometimes not the most hardcore things are the sexiest. It might sound gay, but romantic things are hot as hell, too.

Yes indeed. If we're talking about most wild experience it would have to be my foursome in college, no one wants to hear about that though.