Monetize Thread

Monetize Thread
We share our passive and secondary income sources

>Stocks
>Bot spamming social media

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Just my job

What stocks do you invest in? And how do I get started spamming social media?

Been trying for ages to get a secondary income.. Even something small is intriguing to me.

Stocks

selling trap beats to *mostly* shitty rappers

monetized my stepdaughter

My side hustle is to sell midgets to bankers who throw them at large targets during sex and coke parties.

I trade trends
>Buy healthcare in the winter-> stock prices generally lower in the winter due to more people being inside, in the summer kids go outside, get hurt, increase in revenue

>buy tech in the summer for the same reason, not too many people want to dick around/buy electronics in the summer as they do the winter.

>Dividends are also key to steady success, Century link is a favorite of mine right now, they're at a sweet buy price

Social media spamming:
>create social media account, put up some interesting photos, i used my dog in my last round.
>make dog wear sunglasses and other goofy dog accessories, post links to buy these via amazon affiliates
>automate with macros/scripts to add mass people, in return you get ~10-50% followers

> Selling hearing aids
> Stealing the bonus of a colleague who still doesn't know how to earn them (selling top price hearing aids)

He isn't that good anyway. Won't stick around for long and I can use the money well enough.

i'm a dude. I do professional photos and have pictures of avg women on my computer. Somtimes i'll go to used clothing stores and buy womens undergarments like underwear, socks, nylons and stockings. I stick them in a trash bag with my socks and underwear with a teaspoon of water and a really light spritz of perfume. Then i leave it in the sun for 2 weeks.

I sell the panties for 50 bucks and the nylons for 20. Some dudes will pay up to 75 for socks.

if you want to mimic the vagene marks on the crotch all you have to do is fold a sponge in half and rub it on the rim of your toilet. It gets that piss stain and sometimes dudes will thank me for a pube.

shits weird but it pays my vehicle and insurance

>making a living selling hearing aids
>""well enough""
gtfo you brit fuck, people in america have to work for shit

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how do you get work bot spamming?

post a thread asking for life experiences. Bump the thread occasionally and wait for it to fill with greentext stories.

Go to youtube and post the stories in a 10 minute video with a robot narrator

I sell butthash on the darkweb
I get loads of $$$
You niggers don’t know better
Egg foo young

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you dont "get" work, you make it, flood a category, i.e in my previous example, i targeted dog owners

lolwut

ayo fam can you help a bro out? I wanna get into that, wanna gimme some heads up?

fuck me thats amazing

Yep the funny part is i can literally explain what i'm doing to the entire thread but people will still post stories

shes a good girl willing to take on extra responsibilities outside of the household

I make about $2500 after taxes a month. What's the easiest thing I could to cash in big over the next year?

How does that make you any money??

bItCoIn

Now that is genius

yt views

Just save it. Most people lose their ass trying to get into trading. By most, I mean over 90%.
If you have a sizable sum to invest, you can hire an asset management firm or hedge fund to invest it for you. Some of them offer services for as little as 25k, so you could have that saved up by this time next year.

whats to stop you from reading any reddit you want and making a video?

nothing the only issues is filtering out some words to avoid demonetization. basically copy paste ctrl f Fag, Queer, Homo, Fuck, Shit, Bitch etc

you should invest it somehow, at the shittiest method, a high yeild savings if you dont want to risk your money or lock it in a cd.

i bet you probably have room for more savings too, i use cable provided hotspots, turns out your stupid neighbors probably never changed their router from the stock one the company provided which shares your connection.
i havent paid for internet in 3 years, i get 60mbps down and 30 up at 19ms ping

i also use streams sites like pluto.tv for tv, fuck cable.

cellphone-> stop using major carriers, i use metropcs(its t-mobile in disguise) i pay $50/month for 2 lines unlimited everything. the argument of cell signal is obsolete, that was a 1990's era problem, youll get signal almost everywhere now. and 4g is fully capable of reaching over 60mbps but companies rate limit you, 5g is overkill, especially if they don't give you full speeds.

home(even for renters) those stupid plastic thermal covers for your windows work allright, stops the drafting, saves tons on winter heating and summer cooling. led bulbs, vent covers for unused rooms.

Auto-> Negotiate and shop your insurance, you can take a lower quote and ask your current company to match, they want to keep your business, so theyll match or beat it. i pay $118 / month for 2 cars, ones a high end sports car(full coverage)
also those snapshot devices that give you discounts for good driving, i drove once, got high marks, and removed it from my car, i get the max discount for that device without telling those shills my driving habits or where i go.

Food-> learn to cook idiot. you can make a large pizza for under $3 and you dont have a ham planet coming to your house to drop off your pacman pizza.

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what that make in a month?

less now but originally 1800 to 3k

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ok antifa