More secrets

More secrets.
The last thread was just getting good.

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Paid my cousin £8000 for one evening of sex. She's married with two kids. Had the money after selling my house after a break up and down sizing

That’s proper mental

I love jerking it to my daughter's socks

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What does £8000 get you with your cousin, that's a lot of money for one night?

I killed a black man that assaulted me in Chicago

Kek....that'll get you a big mac special, a carton of cigarettes and two bic pens in the U.S

had a booty call in college that had a long distance bf and I told her I was going to tell the bf everything we were doing unless she came over when I told her to, never really felt bad about it

What were the highlights of the last thread?

Pics or it didnt happen Trump...

Bullshit.....it didnt
happen

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i let a man fuck my wife, will i watched her

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Gf and I look vanilla in public but have a depraved femdom relationship.

I'm totally cumless for 8 months now and will be for life. She want wants me to be totally sexless and will never lick my cock or let me inside of her ever again.

I'm a sissy maid to her every weeknight now

She lost all vanilla sexual interest in me and we agreed we can't take back me being a sissy eunuch to her

I live to make her laugh now. She's hitting me with crops/canes, kicking me in the balls, dressing me up in outfits and makeup, and eating dog food as she tells me I'm disgusting

Now she's making me nap in the closet while she checks her tinder messages

Hoping to be a total cuck very soon.

please elaborate more, how came up with the number? that's a lot for probably mediocre sex with somebody to awkward and stiff to follow up on to something

ok

Every night I have to physically hold myself back from taking a knife and going to Jaime house and slaughtering them all. I try to calm myself down when I get those violent thoughts of raping and murdering them.

Well I am sorry but it's true

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No cumming inside her. Anal for literally a couple minutes which was last and I pulled out and came on her arse. Oral for both of us. No kissing

Kek...."let"
You mean she fucked him while you were at work and didnt tell you about it until she came home drunk and started to chastise you for being a pathetic jew with a small pecker.......
>let
Kekkitty kek kek kek

sounds pretty bad

My family thinks im connected with all the local gangs and the reason people show up dead in our town. In all reality im a really nice person and never even been in a fight.

Went to visit her, went out for a night out. She her in a night club. Offered £4000 initially. She was pretty fucking shocked and went to the ladies for about 40 mins. Came back and wanted to discuss why the fuck works I ask. Explained that is fantasised about her since I was 14 (am in my 30s now) she's a few years older than me. Then just raised it to £8000 during the conversion. Then she agreed

no mate, we just had 3sum it was hot

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We had a fair few to drink. Was pretty awkward. But fantasy complete

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(sorry for bad english)I almost killed myself accidently,its around midnight, forgot to drink my coffee and left it in the table next to the bed and slept. (its on the left of my bed) After waking up my left hand is on my keyboard and the coffee next to it and I had dead arm and cant raise it up, I panicked and spilled the coffee on the floor, still dozing I sit up and the coffee spilled on my extension cord and my feet is touching the spilled coffee without realising im about to get electrecuted, coffee didnt make it on the inside of the extension cord, I quickly remove the extension cord from the spilled coffee and throw my shirt in it. Worst morning of my life.

TLDR: I Spilled coffee on my extension cord and put my feet on it and realising I almost died.

more?

Reading this gave me seizures

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Lots of deviant and semi consensual sex

Shes going to dump you rofl

I'm starting androcur as soon as my shipment comes in. I'm not trying to transition, I just want to fuck up my ability to get hard and lose my sex drive.

Why? Pedo?

Sex drive is already extremely low and honestly I don't enjoy sex. After 7 years of trying I can fully admit I am ace.

Masturbation feels like a maintenance function and not really enjoyable.

So would rather just eliminate it and move on.

I hear really terrible shit about that. Maybe think about going the other route?

I've heard a bix of mix. Spiro also may work... but andro is officially used for chemical castration and has studies and the likes I can source. Which does make it easier to know what to expect.

I'm sorry man, that's not femdom, that's abuse

If you've read peoples anecdotes and still want to do it... I wish you the best user. That ironically takes balls though.

It can be both. We're both into abuse which is why it works

We've been doing this for years and we still completely love each other

Wow sissy, how did you she get you into this? You're very lucky to have a girl like her, you should get married and be her sissy cuck for life

i'm a sissy also check3m

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Fucked a fat bitch while she watched some pizza

I do Uber driving at the beach and I secretly take pics of my passengers, especially of guys that have no shirt on.

Details?

Met her on cl back in the day she was into being abused slapped assfisted hit with fists. Then one day pizza came up as a kink of mine and she showed me her iPad... Rest was the best time of my life

Four years ago I banged one of the volunteer moms that helps at the school that I work at.
After hooking up several times she got pregnant and had her second kid.
Now her husband babysits my kid and his kid while I bang his wife while she says shes volunteering.
He's on top of the world thinking everything is going according to plan, family vacations, weekend outings, perfect family days.
The kids look nothing alike, but he's lost in the false landscape he's painted.
I envy his living in a lie cause he's so goddamned happy while i'm miserable in life.
Sometimes I get more pleasure secretly knowing I'm ruining everything by banging his wife.

What did she watch?

What college?

Good hung there like 300 murders every weekend out there or you might’ve gotten caught...

I'm browsing Yea Forums while taking a dump before I shower.

I'm getting ready to go to my shitty part time job at Burger King and wage slave for the next 7 hours.

Only benefit is free Nuggets and I get to fuck my Manager in the break room after we close and are alone before my fat girlfriend picks me up from work and I go home to lay in bed and hear her snore all night.

Cheese pizza or what?

F

Secret time.

>about a week before I shipped out for boot camp I met this adorable girl at a 4th of July beach party.
>we talked, flirted, got to know each other. Turned out she was freshly 16.
>I was >20, but flirting continued and I ended up hooking up with her down the beach.
>blew a fat nut deep in that pussy. Never knew anything about her beyond her first name. Starts with an E.
>never exchanged info and never saw her again.
>sex was still fantastic, fap to the memory often.

Is your manager a guy?

No

I cheated on my wife while doing some out of state army training with a college chick. I feel nothing when I think about it. Only time I've done it, but I think it's strange that it doesn't bother me.

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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Nah sausage

Tell us about her, fren.

Greentext?

Sorry I'm lazy and tired

I've never once felt guilt for many instances of cheating. Fear of being caught more than guilt.

Shes pretty vanilla but she's cute and very opposite of what I'm used to.
Shes bored with her marriage. I don't even know why she likes me but she's got a super crush on me. She laughs at every I say. Let's me get away with murder at work.
You can literally feel the sexual tension between us it's getting hard to keep it from everyone else at work because of our obvious flirting.

I'm enjoying it. How could I not? NSA sex with my boss and have no connections outside of work so can't get caught.

>way back when
>broke into funeral home
>looting jewelry from corpses
>stealing formaldehyde
>beautiful teen brunette laying on table, dressed nice, make up applied
>look at friend
>friend is sick as me
>slide her ass to edge of table
>lift skirt, no panties
>skin looks off, like spoiled meat
>bald pussy, fuck it
>cold, and dry pussy
>used lube mortician had already
>i came, friend fucked her came second
>news reported burglary
>no mention of necrophilia
>friend and me still today have 3 somes with each others wives

I had that initial fear, but quickly realized the chick had no clue who I was or how to find me. We were fairly drink too which put me at further ease.

I understand. I, too and lazy and tired. Hell im laying down right now.

Do you wrap it or go bare with her? Cream pies?

How did it all start and where do you guys fuck?

Yeah if I'm in the clear I don't think twice. That's just masturbation to me, still love the woman.

Damn, lol. Waste not, I guess.

Thanks for not being a cunt friend

You’re welcome, buddy. I try not to be an asshole unless I have to. Whoosah and shit.

Feel like this is bullshit but... I've always felt this is fine if it makes you cum

I definitely agree with that mindset

for my secret I need a longer explanation...so, do you know Dragon Ball? Or Steven Universe? Maybe also some other shows, but mainly in these two I learned about a concept called fusion.
And I understand its just fiction...but I would really try it out, in fact that'd be a dream come true...loosing my individuality, sharing all my thoughts with another person, becoming a new person, all of that I would like to experience.
I don't know if it will ever become true, technology might be able to upload minds into computers in a few decades so maybe it will be possible then...but its just a secret dream of mine.
btw, any recommendations where I could find like minded people? I guess there are some transhumanists who share this dream but I don't know any

We fuck outside since its summer. Or in her car. A few times in the employee area since there isn't a camera.
It took a few months to get into her pants but just mild flirting and attraction led to hear opening up to me about private things which gained her trust and which I manipulated into a sexual relationship.
She so out of my league. Tbh the sex with her is the only reason I still work there.

Yeah she's not a bad wife, it was just nice knowing that being married for a while didn't kill whatever it was that got me laid in the past.

Oh and we never use protection. I usually Cum in her or she laps it up like a dog.

I only sleep with married women. I've gotten two of them pregnant, the husbands don't know. The one I'm currently fucking is one of the bests I've ever had, but she wants to leave her husband for me so I'm going to have to break it off

Find some like minded people and do some strong ass psychedelics maybe?

sure, would totally do that

Fucked this unconscious girl at a beach party. Pic related

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That’s Fucking hot as fuck, dude.

I went to prom with and lost my virginity to a girl that weighed ~100lbs more than me.

I sometimes disagree with oldfags and think that this Yea Forums is better then the old one.

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I have a young girl fetish...it’s gotten so bad that I use twitter and any other thing I can find to get nudes, and vids and jerk off to young girls

This Yea Forums? 90% of threads are porn and "bbc" nigger bullshit.

girls? thats so gay

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Ran over a man in Mexico and I'm pretty sure I killed him, I was so mortified that I went to wash my car and then I headed straight for the border into the US.

On twitter?

part 2: also Stevonnie is fucking hot

Greentext cause I like this story, lol.

I did that shit once.
>be me. Weekend liberty.
>go to bar, get hammered.
>bar closes. Go to beach cause drunk.
>wandering down beach.
>see cute teen/20y.o. Laying on sand.
>brunette, white, bikini, big tits, decent body.
MFW she’s out cold.
>try to wake her.
Nope,gif
>drunken horniness takes over. Look around, nobody in sight.
>pull my dick out, already hard. Pull her bikini bottoms to the side.
Spitspitspitspit.webm.
>position myself and start pushing into her.
>start fucking her. She makes some soft Moana’s but otherwise doesn’t stir. Pussy gets wet.
>keep going until I cum. Shoot it all into her pussy.
>pull out, get dick back in pants and stumble back to hotel.
>realize the next morning she was down in the intertidal zone and it was low tide.
>never find out but hope she woke up before the tide came in...

Exactly because /b is such a cesspool of dicks and unoriginal content do I prefer it.
It's a true quest to find worthwhile threads nowdays and I truelly enjoy the search and the payoff.

You wanted a secret, so there you go.

so how did you get that picture of her then?

Starting dating a single mom last year. Since then I've got close enough that she'll leave me alone with her 7yr old daughter.

I haven't done anything to her but I got a raging erection the first time I helped her in the bath last week. I'm not into anything like but I can't get that image of her naked and wet out of my head.

Not the same user, friend. Never had pics of the girl I shagged.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Story time

Samefag posting in every thread

I used to play games with my sister when we were young. As I started to feel horny i would find any excuse to grope her. She always laughed and though i was tickling her.

Eventually it led to a game we called butts. She laid down on her front naked and I would put objects between her ass cheeks and she would have to guess what they were with absolutely no peeking. The slightly bigger things were best so I could spread her cheeks and get a good look. She never saw that I had my cock out the whole time.

By the end I had put just the tip of my cock in her asshole and pussy, ejaculating every time that I did, but only clear precum kinda cum with being so young. We had so many adventures together.

>be distinguished child of some well to do assholes, related to important politician.
>commit a bunch of heinous crimes including a number of gruesome murders.
>crimes known as the quarter moon murders.
Be black Dahlia killer. Greentext unrelated.

Having casual sex with a married guy with kids, twice my age. Feelsgoodman.jpg

why is nobody reacting to this? I never told this anyone before I just want to not be alone with this thought any longer! :sob:

because its autistic

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for that much *I* will suck your cock.

maybe...at least I'm not a pedo or necrophile

I'd absolutely fuck a hot dead chick if I found one (like, died of heart attack, not mangled or killed) but I'm not ballsy enough to break into a morgue for it, much less with a friend.

I murdered a hitchhiker.

towson

Why was he wearing a dress though?

>just a dead Mexican
>no one cares
>you'll be ok user

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I used to stay over my grandmother's house with my cousin. She had a book with photos of couples in various sexual positions for some reason. When my gran was asleep my cousin insisted we try to recreate the photos, We had barely hit puberty. I repressed the memory for a long time and the only friend I told about it laughed.

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your a fucking degenerate. if i had any clue who you were i'd send you straight to fucking prison. where u would hopefully get raped by big nigger tyrone

Why?

More

Butt hurt much

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Bruh I troll /b and /lgbt for stories to get off. I think I fell in love with my gfs niece.
I once took money to take a video of other girls in the locker room.
I’ve cheated on my gf during pride fest in Miami last year

Sometimes I bump threads

Sames

>be me
>tween
>best friend
>same age
>experimenting
>sword fighting
>frotting
>turns into mutual oral
>one afternoon
>his older sister catches us
>we panic
>she tells us to relax, she won't tell
>wants to watch us
>were embarrassed
>she starts blackmail
>we blowing each other
>after a minute it feels better with her watching
>she is rubbing her pussy watching us
>i ask to see her pussy
>she takes off her clothes
>i ask to touch her
.she happily agrees
>friend is jerking off watching us mesmerized
>she wants me to lick her pussy
>i start eating her out
>friend asks what about him?
>she asks if he wants a blow job
>i married friends sister
>we still have 3 somes

I've been chasing my dream of being a musician for the past year but each day it gets harder and harder. Not because I fear that I won't make it, but because I know that when I do I won't have anything left to chase and life barely has any meaning as it is.
My first thought every morning is, "Should I just kill myself?"
The only thing really stopping me is the idea that my days are numbered anyways so there isn't much of a point to clocking out early. But there isn't much of a point to staying either, so I'm stuck in this insufferable limbo of nothingness.

I have the same fetish. I feel bad about unless I need to cum. Then I search and stroke. Once I cum, it's back to feeling bad about it.

Do drugs.

Just say you're a pedo. It's Yea Forums, we won't judge.

nice, threesomes and wincest and both genders

How do you even find them?

I grew up in a cult. Left when I was 15 and was homeless for a while.

sounds like healthy experimentation

were there orgies?

Goddamn that's hot! Pictures maybe?

I do.
It just puts me closer and farther away from society.
The more sober I am, the closer I feel to my fellow man and more fucked up I get, the more alienated I feel as well.
I've gotten to the point where I stop trying to connect with people for long stretches of time and just live in isolation.

I have posted my moms bare tits on 4 chan before

I'm currently wearing a pink chastity cage.

There was group sex, but almost always for some bullshit magic 'purpose'.

Jokes on you. He's impotent and thought hed only get 1 kid. Marriage makes your kids legally his but if it ever goes south, they can still test your DNA and make you liable for child support

You still got those pics? How'd you get 'em?

just go and watch something that might help you, idk maybe an actor who runs a philosophy youtube channel talking about cosmonauts

I lost my virginity double teaming a girl with my older brother, who then sucked me off at her request. She was his girlfriends best friend who he regularly slept with behind his girls back.

The girl we fucked and I became fuckbuddies without my brother. I was 16 she was 19. She introduced me to a 13 year old goth girl she knew and the 3 of us fucked. The 13 year old became my gf for a couple of years but I didnt tell people how young she was.

Of course I still have them. I got them easy enough as she doesn't realize that the cloud she saves everything to from her phone is easy to access.

I get that reference

lol, that would be on TMZ if it played out like that

Girls I have posted nudes of online:
4 different exgfs
Current gf
3 female friends who sent me nudes when drunk and horny
1 female friend who left a camera with nudes sitting around

Some of these girls i doxxed fully

Can I see? You got any other pics of your mom?

I jerk off into my female roommates shampoo bottle using her loofah

A few but I don't post them saying they are my moms, just in general tits or voyeur threads

I go to my nieces volleyball games not to support her but to take pics of her and her teammates young bodies

Post them!

Im male and was molested by a neighbor when i was 7 or 8. I masturbate to the memory and wish i knew then what i know now so i could have been a better plaything for him

I've never heard any philosophy that I hadn't already thought of on my own.
If you know some secret to life that you think I don't feel free to enlighten me though.

I once accidentally stole 75 bucks from an old woman. Got a new iPod and was staying at this house and i needed to get all my old music and shows back. I download on WiFi and go to sleep with 103 GB of sweet media coming in. Wake up the next morning and have breakfast with everyone and the old woman is checking her computer and shits.
"I went a little over my data limit.."
"How much?"
"By 75 gigabytes."
Everyone asks who was on the WiFi and feverishly disconnect because everyone was using it. I sit there in silence and never tell a soul. I was like 13 at the time so WiFi was a bit more like gold back then. And this place was in the no shit desert. No service for probably a half hour of driving in any direction. But I still got to watch my invader zim I downloaded

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I like to crossdress and suck cocks. I would like to be blackmailed into doing it. Pic related.

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The pics from the pool party she invited her team to are better ;)

You know you can just not have sex right? I’m in a similar situation. Don’t care for sex. On an 8 year dry spell, but haven’t done anything to change it purposley. You don’t have to mutilate yourself if you don’t like sex.

Oh boy a Spiderman thread!

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Bring it on!

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I pressured my stepdaughter into sugaring.

My EX wife was / is addicted to vicodin. We lived in a duplex style apartment. Downstairs was a handicapped unit. two girls in their early 20's. the one was wheelchair bound, the other has a decent body, and face. But was kinda dirty, homely and poor. Ex wife used to buy vicodin off the crippled one. Y ex was a obvious annoyance to the cripple, but she would still sell her pills to make her go away.
One night we were bbq'ing out front, drinking. The ex started begging for pills. The cripple says I'm about done giving you all my pills. i got my stash for me, but I need them. The ex keeps begging, I try to tell her to stfu but her addiction keeps her begging.
Finally the neighbor says she will give her pills for free if she let me fuck her.
When she said that, she had my full attention. Homely chick said yea, she wanted to be fucked to. Lol, i didn't say a word, I wanted to see how this would play out. My ex was pissed as fuck, but you could tell she needed / wanted those pills. We went upstairs to have a chat, I ended up fucking those two girls, but not before my wife ran to the gas station for a box of condoms. she wanted to watch, but I told her I couldn't drive with her in the back seat. So she left with a bottle of vicodin, and passed out while I fucked a cripple and a homely, dirty chick.

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How exactly?

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lmfao

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there is not one secret to life, everyone needs something different. If you're the user who thought about killing themself maybe watching the mentioned video might help since it deals with that topic and helped a lot of people...although, no guarantee as usual

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I prefer Tara's videos over Vicky's because of the more rapey vibe even though shes uglier

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