So true

The beta male orbiter often defends even imaginary females in the search for a female mate.

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here the white knight displays a collection of males he possesses on his desktop. He does this in attempt to provoke other homosexual responses to mimic the attention a female would get.

There are no females on Yea Forums however so the BMO will go wanting.

*a loon cries in the distance*

Lol dont let me ruin your boyz only party.

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he continues his display not realizing that our camera is merely a decoy.

The BMO can be identified with his doughy physique and poor sense of justice. Lets watch as he continues the display.

Looks like it's just you and me now buddy.
I'll leave you to it

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BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!

The BMO assumes its safe. Even though most of their kind are heterosexual often they will attempt to utilized their "feminine mind" to intimidate other animals.

Here we see the BMO attempt to puff himself up. The call is a familiar sound. "NOW UR BY YOURSELF" "NOW YOUR BY URSELF". it uses this call in attempt to shame the female of the species into mating with it by making it believe it will die alone.

>Virgin

Uses acess to sex to shame and control men.

Yup, roastie detected.

The BMO returns

>triggered

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T-T-Triggered cacaw he calls out. Panic sets in realizing he is alone. Not even the females he followed like a chick come to his defense. This is how most BMO are killed in the wild.

In the tree line a Chad Alpha circles hearing the desperate plea of the BMO

T-T-Triggered cacaw!

>T-T-Triggered cacaw!

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A rare photograph of homosexual BMO's grazing at a local watering hole aka a Chilis

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Why is something truthful always have to equate to incel???

This comic isn't saying all women are like this, it is acknowledging the fact there are some crazy motherfuckers out there who are absolutely horrible people.

Because as national geographic up there posted it brings out white knights who hope a female sees them berate a toxic male. Most don't even catch themselves doing it its just bred into them by so many step fathers

metaposting lel

'if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.'
-Single mother of 4

I'd fucking say. Shit, ten years ago people weren't like this. I kind of miss those times.

muh oldfren i'll always be here in spirit 4 u.

were not all dead homey

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>Single mother of 4
You know.
When everyone was telling these girls that they would regret fucking around constantly and they just laughed...

>women: im stronk and independent
>women: i'll just drink your piss if you're too drunk to get hard

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>Trying so hard
Go back to worshipping BBC and bumping cuck fantasy threads lol

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anyone got that image of single mom making crazy demands while holding her life leech daughter as she makes that smug face?

>LOL LOL! the BMO calls out hoping the nearby chad alpha he smelled will confuse him for a low bro. But the BMO does not even lift and it is obvious.

Above the tree line a female BMO observes this one. Perhaps the BMO may still have a chance?

Lmao

>everything that questions a woman’s actions and personality is 100% made by incels

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Dude, only hardcore incels and beta cucks even get those acronyms. What is this LGBTQ shit?

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Having fun roleplaying Mr. Alpha Chad?

The BMO disguises himself as a random user in a final and desperate attempt to save face. Even the prospect of mating has left his mind. The shriveled and malnourished masculinity within him offers a scintilla of pride. The BMO takes it and ignores the female BMO. Perhaps this BMO will outgrow the juvenile growing pain of life as a heterosexual male and join modern society. Only time will tell

gorramit i forgot the fucking image. also roll credits

Narrator: Leonard Nemoy
Lead Producer: user E. Mous
Top Memer: Rando user
etc

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You realize this is making no one think you're not a shriveled nutsack of a human being correct? Probably not though.

The times are recorded you fucking idiot, stop panicking.

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end credit music

youtube.com/watch?v=kfoJUeyMsOE&list=RD9PnOG67flRA&index=6

these posts brought to you by "Crying BMO Productions"

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Is this your final stage?

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Also brought to you by "Mad Monkey Studios"

So basically my first wife

What does the certificate say? Can't read it on my phone.

found the white knights. I'm sure all those crazy bitches who spout that idiotic "quote" will be swarming on your dick now that you've defended their honor.

dunno i think the real guy is a foodie and has a certificate for worlds biggest mouf.

You can't white knight the concept of a woman you fucking retard.

jesus christ dude you aren't getting pussy tone it down

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>Narrator: Leonard Nemoy
I was reading in David Attenborough's voice.

cringe

>David Attenborough's voice.
i had to look him up lol. didn't realize ive been hearing his voice on TV for years

youtube.com/watch?v=enu-qR0H_uk

get with your stepdad to ask you what that word means user

>hurr white knight cuz im tuff alpha MAN dat dont need no bitchez
stop

Hate woman

love bobs and vagene

Gay

Here the BMO attempts to censor the calls from others in a plea to ensure his weaker voice breaks the chorus.

You aren't getting laid here user ; ___ ;

are you literally bothered by the word man? its even at the end of woman

cringe

I got laid literally yesterday lil bud. You're the one RPing on Yea Forums.

whichever will it be?

>You're the one RPing on Yea Forums.
>I got laid literally yesterday lil bud.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Aww, that's cute it's coping.

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Yup, beat dumb women i say!

wait so are white knights incels now?

You realize that doesn’t do anything other than not bumping when you post you fucking retard

your going to hurt his feels and destroy the hugbox that all the white knights have worked so hard to cultivate user. stahp making fun of the newfag

Back in the day saging under Options of post would let you comment on a thread without bumping it.

lol. fucking incels, go get laid

Here:

youtube.com/watch?v=ORVuO4Tpwgo

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Not virgin user but i fingered this dark skin girl, i was literal inches from fucking her but she backed out on me

Shit was depressing

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>Why is something truthful always have to equate to incel

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sage hasn't done anything in a dogs age user

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how do you burn spagetti?

fell for da b8 newfags

It's not really an incel comic, it's legitimately funny. even my girlfriend thinks it's funny. Any girl that posts that phrase on their dating site is a drama nightmare.

Award for most soy consumed in 8 seconds.

Truth.

It’ll burn in the pan unless you flip them

the weird part is that if she hasn't hid her crazyness is probably because tehre is a bunch of dudes looking for it

Ive done it when drunk. Wanted to make some delicious espaghette. I didn't put enough water in the pot. Threw in a hand of pasta and a little bit of oil then woke up on the kitchen floor to my dog barkin it up as the pasta finished cooking and turned into flame and smoke.

Have you never heard of Tinder?

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Why does SHE have to hide her crazyness? In fact it is often the male who is the most crazy in such a relationship.

ok you have definitely never been in a relationship with a woman

incel detected

>this comic criticizes a thing that a small portion of women do therefore you are an incel

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i guess you leave it on the stove for so long all the water boils out and the pasta burns? youve gotta be quite the retard to pull that off

ITT
>Females gonna crazy
>White knights gonna incel
>tards gonna burn the spaghetti

I smiled

i dont think you know what that word means..
i've only had about 4 girlfriends but they've all been long term, i've been good enough friends with a few in the past to know that everyone is varying levels of crazy. maybe not everyone is burn your house down, but with women i've noticed it's normally paranoia or self image problems.
my current fiance is a crazy cat lady, but its because i like cats (maybe not as much), but its a tolerable crazy.

GOLDEN FUCKING OPPORTUNITY WASTED

disregard this post i suck cocks. Some reddit fag made that one. Use this one

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god i fucking hate women, im so glad im gay

i'm glad youre gay too bro. You coulda ended up a trap but chose the lesser of two weevils

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I wish people wouldn't use that word, whether in sympathy or as an insult. There's nothing involuntary about it, guys just are more interested in porn and Yea Forums and their on-demand virtual experiences than they are in irl women.