Why this never happened to me when I was a kid? Why does it keep happening only to people who does not appreciate it?

faggot I hope a tree falls on you

same all i got molested by was my male cousin :/
i just really really wanted to molested by an older woman and i even wanted that back then

You're just proving his point lmao

OK.

I am a faggot, but I'm not sure why you have to bring trees into this. What'd a tree ever do to you?

I mean hell, I'm moving to the woods. You don't have to put up with me or deal with me any more. You should be happy. More of you dumb ass mother fuckers in the city so you can have your little circle jerk of a civil war amongst each other.

Go die in a race war.

Doesn't that mean your cousin was also molested by you?

semi related
>>be me
yo
>>got an internship at the public library
>>screwed 5 of the old ladies in circulation
>>ranging in age from 45-65
of them felt so guilty they would give me money
>>was a fantastic summer

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>I care about other countries seeing us as pussies and not a country tough on crime that slaps other countries asses

Yeah go fuck yourself

You're not a proud American, you deserve a good ol American tree to fall on you

i threw up

As long as he was uncut it's not a wasted experience