You're all a bunch of fucking pussies

People who say that they train MMA are lairs right off the bat.
You don't fucking train MMA.
You train in a fuckibg category of Martial Arts and when you "master" such you learn another fucking one. Mixing your Martial Arts

Fuck

manlets have more to prove, I'd still fucking choke slam him like Kane though

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I am what I eat

nice 5th grade comeback

Says the kid wanting to fight people

Say that to me irl

Sure you would, faggot. keep telling yourself that.

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I'll fucking beat your face in and flatten your facial features

I can carry 2 milk jugs at once in the same hand at the same time, faggot. I'll wreck your ass like Paul Walker was driving it. You wanna try me, bitch? I'll make what Chris Brown did to Rihanna look like he used Sock'em Boppers. I'll deadlift your dead body into the fucking river. Just try me, kiddo.

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I'd fucking wreck your dick and balls and then your asshole and then your mouth, after that I'll take a shit on your face and walk off, like a boss.

you fight too? noice id like that

What a fag

Fucking bring it you little bitch

I'd go to your house and use your toothbrush without permission

You'll taste your moms pussy if you do that

I'm going to make what that escaped chimp did to that woman look like a make-over. You'll need to hire a midget to guide you around after I gouge your eyes out with your own severed thumbs. Fucking come at me, bro. You'll need Google GPS to track all the body parts I'll rip off of you. I'm like Dr. Pepper but all 23 of my flavors are rage.

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Quite intense, but not as intense as my one punch

I am your mom

>I'd still fucking choke slam him like Kane though
Fake and so it doesn't hurt? Cool.

Fucking wrestlefags. Enjoy your men's soap opera.

I'd just do it for the lulz to show you what a bitch you are

I believe this

>21653▶
>You're all a bunch of fucking pussies
Any excuse to touch a man.

No you couldn't.
I am Bork Lazer

post selfie op, let's see how strong you are.

can i bring a gun?

I use ninja punches when i fight so you guys are screwed

found the Internet Tough Guy

there was one joke about Ivan being in six grade and nobody fucks with Ivan becouse he trains karate, the next day one boy told the class that some holigans have kicket Ivans ass, tje holigans didn't know that Ivan trains karate, kek

Yeah come say that when you're knocked out in the street looking up at the sky faggot

imagine being a karatefag in 2019

>come say that
...says the Internet Tough Guy

Try anyone, absolutely anyone here, and you'd get laid out or killed fast. Go jerk off in the corner now, you babbling baby.

>Try anyone
...or try to be not-a-faggot, user

I challenge you to a piss fight. You pee on me, i pee on you and we keep going until you can't take it anymore and rage quit. Loser has to LOVINGLY and with lots of bubbles, clean the winner with a pink squishy loofah.

You down faggot?

Nigger one punch from me and you'll be having seizures and rigor mortis, don't fuck with me you little bitch

found the newfag

You won't even get a piss shot off before I fucking blast your face with a fire hydrants worth of piss, all in your mouth, eyes, up your nose. Fucking faggot

I been here since lady Thursday, your mom showed me the site when I was over there

>Dick rolling her over and over, making her moan "OMG I am 12 and what is this?!"

I play with an open mind and an open mouth bitch, your weak peepee doesn't scare me.

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Make me. Oh wait. You cant

>lady Thursday
go to bed Grandpa

Mate, I will chad your beta ass back to the basement. With one cupped fart your fat ass will be on the ground and your beloved animal companions will worship me as the new alpha.

And I'm sure I would love every second of playing in a bouncy castle with you.

kys

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300 confirmed kills you little bitch

You probably would, I'm not very strong.

Two choices, take a beating or let me take your ass

Your coin or your hole. Choose now.

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but how can you kick their asses if its covered in fat? How do you get through that?

Sometimes it takes 5 rounds but their fat asses will succumb to the ass kicking

In 5 rounds they will be sitting on you

i just neck punched you in rage/ precision blow , you are still thinking about how you should be beating me , while i batter your skull with heavy elbows , it hurts me to hurt you

go fuck yourself hitler

Spotted the kike

i would apologise to you and beg for forgiveness.