Help me out doctors of Yea Forums. See those bumps under the head, did I catch herpes or hpv...

Help me out doctors of Yea Forums. See those bumps under the head, did I catch herpes or hpv? I want to get an idea before I spend money on diagnosis

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You feel/your dick feels normal, right? They're penile papules and are normal. You're fine.

It's smegmosis
Scour with a toothbrush and apply lemon juice

Nah it kind of tingled when under the shower and I just started having sex recently too so I figured someone lied to me

Looks like bacteria fam, could be std, id clean gently tonight and go see a doc tomorrow about that shit

He's gotta use one of those steel bristled brushes, like what they use for grill cleaning, 100% agree on the lemon juice, but can't forget the vinegar.

could be hpv
how long ago do you think you might have contracted something?

Any puss?

Burning?

Like two weeks ago
I'll try the vinegar and lemon trick if the doctor says it's something incurable
Ye smashed puss and no no burning

looks like a common case of babydick

I'm also a uncut fag. Relax and use lubrication while you masturbate. It's rub burn. The villi are over stimulated. It's like a dead taste bud you get from smoking menthol.

That's not pussy, it's smegma. Take a shower and wash with dial soap and cool water.

Put some apple cider vinegar on it, if they come up white you have hpv

Are you retarded it's not smegma and I thought u were asking how I got it. That's after a shower with soap
Will do boss I'll post results
Maybe that's it I'll try apple vinegar guys suggestion and we will see who is right

It's also possible that it's a yeast infection if she was close to her period. It'll become raw and red but will clear up after a few days, quicker if you get something for it.

yeah I'd guess hpv if the bumps are hard and defined
unfortunately as far as I know it's not really possible to test for in men
I went to a gp and a derm and knew I had hpv and told them I thought I did, but both told me I didn't

Just like the first post said, its complete normal, some have more some have less of them.
Their purpose is to scratch out another mans sperm when having sex with a woman

Professional opinion

It's HPV

Could be dermatitis
or AIDS
or chlamydia
or staph
or cancer
Conclusion: see a doctor if you're really worried DUMB FUCK

I'm a doctor of dubs. Check em

Unless you’re absolutely certain that they’re new, I’m pretty sure that’s normal. Because I have similar bumps right under the helmet and I noticed them when I was a virgin.

Maybe my mom was a whore and infected me somehow, I guess, but if that’s the case, I’ve received a suspiciously low number of angry phone calls from exes about giving them an STD

Aight boys here we go

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oh boy we're LARPing now

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Suck my dick. I passed the test so thateans it could still be herpes, guess I'll find out in 1-3 weeks lmao

>smegmosis
I honestly cant stop laughing