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Let's hear them.

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I said secrets.

last week during a service call at this lady's house I jizzed on her 15yo daughter's toothbrush and stole a thong out of the sluts drawer

Cheated a lot on previous gf with drunk girls or cheap hookers.

Met a new girl the other day. She's amazing, super quirky and fun to be around. Also got to see her tits. Funny how angles and loose bras work. Think I just found my future wife

did she find out?

When I'm online dating and have yet to really build a relationship, I date multiple girls at the same time. Like, I have a first date set up for Sunday, and another first date set up for next Friday.

No, nothing.

I used to masturbate to Arlene. She's Garfield's girlfriend.

Why don't you any more?

What the fuck user you people are gonna give me a stroke

I gradually weaned myself onto Liz, the nurse, sort of like a methadone to make my sexuality more normal. At least she's human.

Yeah, but you imagine her fucking Garfield?

*but do you

I jerk it to Jon

i want to fuck my sister

It's everybody's strategy. So why is it your secret?! Faggot

i want to fuck my mother

Nah, I'm not gay. I started with lesbian scenarios of Liz and Arlene, now I just fantasy about Liz giving me a check-up.

I want to fuck my GILF coworker. She's twice my age (30) and has perfect tits and ass. We've been flirting hard recently and I think if I position it right it can happen.

Fucked my passed out sister once after years of creeping her and groping her in her sleep, got her really drunk so she wasn't able to resist. Only regret is didn't fuck her more times

Because I don't tell the women, and I don't know what they'd think.

>jacking it to straight sex is gay
okay user

Hot lightskin friend posted a close up vid of her boyfriend rubbing his hard cock across her shaved cum soaked pussy lips. Holy fuck I wish I still had that video

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Age? Greentext it?

i sucked my little sister’s sweet amazing little pussy many times while she ‘slept’

I'm friends with two internet peeps who absolutely fucking hate each other, and while I love 'em both to death, I know letting either know I'm friends with the other would be a deathblow to our trust.

It doesn't help I've got enough dirt and info on both to seriously allow the other to fuck their nemesis up.

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also would casually make my cock visible to her whenever i could. she loved it too, she was tiny and thought my average sized cock was fucking giant

Fair point, but it wouldn't be like jacking it to Jon and Liz. Jon's probably small. Garfield is such a fat cat though,and the drawings I've seen, it's so big and orange that I just get distracted, and that's the focus of the porn. Can't jack it to Garfield for that reason. Can't jack it if Nermal is involved either, because he's so effeminate and has those cute eyelashes, and I'd be afraid I'd get...confused if he's in the picture.

Dunno if its green text worthy but she was 22 got home really hammered and I invited her a special beer, she passed out in like 10 min and well it was open field

Is she hot?

i think so

I've always wanted to kill someone I always listen to true crime podcasts and think for the murderer POV and can't help but think of the overwhelmingly sensation you'd get when you kill once and want to do it again and again

pic related, left

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Nice

You're 15? Where do you work?

I'm an idiot. YOU are 30, the GILF is 60.

This.

And I work at an IT office.

I jerk it every night to the thought of angrily gangbanging my ex who I'm still in love with. I've had so many fucked up fantasies by now, whoever I end up with is probably gonna live through them, so let's hope they're a freak.

Nicer was the fact that back then she only had 2 dicks inside her, mine was her 3rd , I regret didn't get her ass although I was tempted but feared that she could tell sth was wrong the day after

I stole my brother's super-rare lucky seven-leaf clover.

haha yeah i feel you brotha. ive gotten to take some of those out on my ex's lmao.

DAMMIT YANCY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING

i fucking love you

again......

You lucky bastard. Got any good stories to tell?

this is her

my secret is i love secrets-the more illegal the better, but i hate greentext passionately

I cheat at Monopoly. I steal hundreds from the bank when nobody else is looking.

She's cute user, I'd smash. Ever creep on her to catch her nude?

a bunch

Girlfriend is a HS teacher in a small town, she told me that once a few years ago while she was clubbing in the only club in town she met some of her students, she got really drunk and allowed a couple of them to finger her

I saw this chubby little fat kid waddling out of the donut shop with a box of donuts. 12, 13, He didn't need all those donuts, so I gave him a hand. Or more precisely a foot. I tripped him and he dropped his box. Starting crying like a wuss. I grabbed the box and bolted out of there, laughing, because hey, why waste donuts?

Ever catch her? Ever get caught?

Our Dad caught me trying to open the bathroom door when she was taking a shower. He looked at me weird and roughed me up a bit, but we didn't talk about it.

This is literally how dating works for normal people who aren't high schoolers. Are you fresh here from r9k?

Got this fantasy of letting some random kid in a hotel eye up and feel up my sleeping gf. Maybe let him get a taste, maybe mount her, it all depends really. Give him an experience he'll never forget

both

i hid my phone in her room to catch her changing after a shower but she saw it immediately and walked into my room still wrapped in her to ask me what i was doing

i made up an excuse but she didn’t buy it and handed me back the phone. that’s when i noticed she was smiling slightly and her towel was wrapped around her just below her nipples

I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with one of my friends. I practically walked in on them doing it in my bed. I caught him coming out of my room getting dressed. He was apologetic, acting like there was nothing going on. I knew what was up though, especially when I found her still in bed. She said they were playing video games. I relished the opportunity when I had the place all to myself. I rubbed my naked balls all over the sheets and the pillows. Now if my friend has sex there, he won't know what hit him.

Nice I used to do the same with my sis, still remember how hot it was the first time I checked the cam and saw her naked, such a rush

So how many dates should you go out with one person before it's exclusive and you stop dating others?

When she says she actually has true feelings for you

I think my current platonic relationship with my ex-girlfriend makes me less motivated to start a new relationship, get back out there. We see movies all the time, hang out a lot. It's practically identical to the relationship we had before we broke up, especially since we didn't have sexual intercourse then either. But I don't love her and I never did.

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I catfished my sister once. We sexted a lot and she sent me a ton of nudes. I deleted them all a few months later and regret it.

Is there anyway to restore deleted photos on android?

I want to hit up an old friend turned enemy, meet up, get drunk, and argue till we hate fuck. Always wanted to smash that cute puffy pussy.

One time when we were out of butter and I was drunk, I ate Vaseline on toast.

I’m giving up on trying smash my gf’s younger sister.

She would occasionally do bear crawls with her ass up in the air around me, sometimes in these thin, short yoga shorts. She occasionally drops “69, nice” around me whenever she can. She showed me a picture of SSB Ultimate Bowser standing on top of Toadstool in a way that seemed inappropriate for children. Knowing she had been raped and taught to be slutty, I kept an open mind about these things. The other day, though, she made a big deal about some things that had happened to her parents. This incident told me that although she may enjoy my eyes all over her body, but that she is ultimately not ready to have sex.

The chase was fun while it lasted, though.

There's this blind chick who sells flowers in the park. She's really nice and really pretty, and really poor. I buy flowers from her sometimes. I chat her up and drop casual hints that I'm a lot richer than I am, mention vacations at my beach house in Hawaii, etc. She talks sometimes about this operation that might help her see. It's not actually as expensive as you might think, and I've got some savings. I was thinking about helping her out with it, and I know she'd be eternally grateful. But she'd soon see that I'm not the millionaire I pretended to be, so I don't know.

you're an asshole
genuinely kill yourself

Not sure if loose zoidberg reference (the woman who couldn't smell) or actual confession. If actual, plz ignore the autism

That's not unusual behavior.

I don't like that myself though, so I ask right away when I start dating if they wanna be exclusive while we date.

Responses have varied all the way from "lol, no, what's even the point of becoming a couple if you're monogamous from the start" to "Well, duh. Of course. Why would you even ask that?"

I hear guys talking sometimes about "spanking the monkey", "slapping their salami" etc, and I wondered if I had been masturbating wrong. So last night I really went to town, straight up smacking my penis. I didn't cum and I hit it so hard I got welts, so I think that's overrated.

BTW if you also dropped that Yancy joke, we'd be pretty great friends irl

Yeah, I have on these threads, try to see who notices.

*Have fun on these threads.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

You're a cool dude user.

She never gets old!

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>the FBI would like to know your location

I *may* be guilty of attempted murder. There's this guy in my Psych 101 class I don't really like. One night I saw him drunk on a bridge near campus, yaking off the side. Nobody else was around and I thought it'd be funny to give him a good hard shove from behind. He fell into the water and I ran away. He wasn't in class the next day on account of being hung over, but I saw him a couple days later and he appeared fine. Never knew it was me. But I told my girlfriend and she wasn't amused. She said that if he had passed out and hadn't managed to swim to shore in his drunken state, he may have drowned and I'd be culpable for homicide, which seems harsh.

Just think of Nermal as a trap?

I've wanted to dp a girl since I was 13

Likewise, my man. Hope you have a fun weekend.

Well he is the world's cutest kitten.

I dated a girl with a purity ring in high school. When we first started dating, she was comfortable with making out and me feeling her up, but that was of. pretty soon I convinced her to start giving me handjobs, and then when she was giving me those every time we hung out I talked her into giving me a blowjob. after that she had a hard limit on sex and wouldn’t budge on it, but slowly I got her into taking her clothes off while her parents werent home. eventually one day we were laying in her bed, both naked, with me spooning her, my dick between her ass cheeks grinding on her. I was dripping so much precum that her ass was basically covered by it. I told her I really wanted to have sex with her and she said no but I climbed on top of her and started grinding my cock between her pussy lips. she went quiet and eventually I just pushed it in. my cock was so slippery from my precum that it went in pretty smoothly. I fucked her for a few minutes before blowing my load inside her without a condom. this was both of our first times, I dropped a massive load in her and it came dripping out pretty soon after. we heard her dad come in so we both rushed to get dressed and go back into her bonus room where we were allowed to hang out. we never talked about it again and I broke up with her soon after cuz I got worried. now she’s a lesbian and a complete stoner so I wonder if I had anything to do with it

Is that even possible?

Tons of apps on Google play store.

I'm on the john. But they know that already

I have rape fantasies often, and am contemplating whether or not to act on them

First gf suggested it, but we never we t through with it. The thought never left my mind

The woods by my local uni are dark as hell at night. Believe me, I'm tempted too.

Wait like a month and post this again. You've exhausted the supply

But doesn't dp mean DOUBLE penetration? How could you do that?

I was on a roadtrip to a street meeting, i got the invite to my aunt and her family, shes singel with to daugthers, 9 and 12. Was sleeping over for to days, the first night was great with good food and decent movie er all watched, aunt go to bed with Pain in the back, sat there with my gorgeouse cusins, they asked for something to do! They insistere on true or dare, i follow what thay had in mind. Go full dare, things got a bit out of hand, things starting hot.
The oldest cusin asked me, ture or dare? Told her dare, she told me to stand up and show my dick for 1 sec, unzip my pants and pulled it out, gave them 10 secunds, felt like he youngest one whants to toutch it. Sat down and the game goes on, 3 rounds later asked the youngone to undress and dont got dressed after the game was done, she accepted the challange, ofcorse i got the same dare, only the oldest cusin dressed now, she took dare from her little sister, got dared to kiss my dick. Rock solid dick precum just by hearing what she just sayd! She hasitated one bit but didnt wanna be coward and bullied by mini, she standing on her knee by the table, u stood jo, dick facing her right in her face. She grabed it by three fingers and kissed the head, and was done, my turn to ask the oldest, she took true, aksed to make out with little sister, they kissed, cauth myself jerking off to them kissing, oldest one see and cant get her eyes of my dick, i was so horny by the time i really dont know what i was doing, my dick just made every move to get some, we agree to experiment om sex, since it got a bit deal in true or dare, told them to join me in my bed, aunt had bed 2 floors up. Every one naked in bed under the blanket, we were spooning by size. She notis my dick grows in her buttcrack, took her arm that was holding around little sister behind her back and lead her to my dick, bet she needed 3/4 hands to cover my dick, jerks me off real slow, had in mind that she doesnt know what to do, lead her with my hand

One time in science class we had to make anatomically correct organs and it just so happened that me and my girlfriend at the time both got the sexual organs. I got female and she got female. So I meet up at her house and she says she wants to do a sculpture as her project, but that she wanted it to be as realistic as possible. Few minutes pass by as she gets me hard and eventually it reaches a good size for sculpting, so she gets a extremely thin layer of clay/play dough and raps it around my dick. She gently pealed it off and then she made minor adjustments. We used lube so it would slide off easy. Then we set it to harden and we fill it in with more clay/ play dough and call it a day. Next day she comes to school with the sculpture and a few paragraphs about it and such... I just wrote a bunch of facts for the project. So apparently a bunch of other students also had the idea to make there organ into a sculpting and the teacher decided to put them all up on a shelf. It was odd looking at a sculpting of my dick everyday for the rest of the year... not something you really get used to.

Date this shit/country. This doesn't exist in our day 2019

I used to straddle my ex's chest and fuck her in the mouth while four fingers deep in her pussy. Technically a DP

This isn't a secret, this is a short story

Kek

This isn't high school, is it?

You guys are posting failed attempts at erotic novels.

Middle school

What the hell kind of middle school makes the kids make dildos?

Sorry they aren’t up to your fantasy henti manga books, faggot

Middle school is the best of days for you?you got something actually worth a secret other than sex... which is 95% of Yea Forums

this was back in 2011. still always kinda worried something will come of it but I’ve talked with her more recently and she never brought it up and was pretty sweet to me while we talked so I’m not sure if anything will

Yeah, thinking back on it, it was kinda sketch that she even accepted the dick sculpture at all

Sex isn't a secret. It's a fucking way of life.

Kinda sketch that she assigned it, organ or not.

Fuck her in the ass while a friend fucks her in the pussy. Knew exactly which friend she wanted to fuck too, she eventually nailed him when we broke up

Yes, no and why the fuck else are you here

Pfft. Maybe for you it is. Some of us have never even had sexual intercourse.

Area you lived in. 2011 is still really late for the hole purity thing

My biggest dream is to fuck a girls throat while she’s knotted

She was hardcore Irish (teacher). I don’t know if that means anything...

Slowly taking my hand to her pussy, finaly arived it was soking wet, best pussy i ever tuched, tight and pretty pussy, asked og she wanna taste, she was willing to try that. Sister sleeping now. We are in stelth mode, suprised how good she gave bj, mabye because i told her to kar it like å lollipop, i went down on her, ate like i never ate before, har to take it slow in the begining, way to sensitive for her i think, had a little fun with my dick teasing her and rubbing it on her pussy, slowly jerking off as i slide it up her clit and down her butt, she was moaning by this time, just got it a bit inside her pussy, just the head went in. Lifted up her lege, so shes spreading everything down there, asked here to try something, put ut by the anal. Told her to relaks, after 15 minuttes with spitting and warming up, i finaly mange to get in, after a wild i get most of my dick in and can fuck her slow in the ass, was so horny i just realase all my load inside her, pull out and see all that cum running out my cusins ass. Best fuck ever

So your saying you posted that. If not there are other places you can get you sex on.

BDSM?

Nope

when I was 16 I was chilling with my friend’s gf while he was on vacation. we were pretty good friends and had been staying at another friend’s house for the weekend. said friend was asleep so her and I were in another bed watching movies, one thing led to another and soon we were kissing, then naked, then I fucked her and came inside of her. it was my first time. never told my friend about it, they dated for several more years and then broke up, afterwards he told me that he always thought she had wanted to fuck me by the way she would talk about me. i just laughed it off

Rape fetish?

I didn't post any of those porn stories. Just saying that some of us get along fine without having sex or just haven't even had it yet and it's kinda weird to call it a "way of life"

I mean yes I have one (both as the dom and as the sub) but those aren’t the types of knots I’m talking about

i catfished my roommate and posted his small cock on the internet

Hoping for a better venue like other anons before me. This is a porn thread without the images.

Are you fucking stupid? He’s obviously talking about dog peen.

New England. she lived in a small rural town next to mine. I was pretty surprised at her having one but her family was pretty religious

Oh, well, I don’t venture too much in the ‘taboo’ sex

I groomed my little sister to be a cam whore and started her out stripping for my friends. They tipped her and bought her lingerie and dildos to use.

I'm 26 and addicted to meth. Currently going back to school. I always had gay tendencies but never really felt completely sure. When I use meth I feel like I know I'm gay and I fucking go crazy over boys and get super submissive. That being said, I bought my first dildo when I was 16, well before I first used. So I guess I'm probably pretty gay. Only thing is I've never been with a girl so I still feel like I can't come out as gay yet completely. Even though I find vaginas gross, I absolutely adore girls for their cuteness

I’m into pretty much everything, my hard limits are receiving lots of pain, scat, receiving end of pee play, and children

I met a girl yesterday at the burger joint. She delivered my food and said, “You look familiar.” Turns out we go to the same college. She’s pale and frail looking, with hearing aids in both ears. Probably early 20s. Might try to find her on campus this upcoming week and see if I can get into her pants for a pump and dump.

Link

You're a sad fucking loser, virgin.

Who's your favorite Garfield character?

Religion? And state. And I'll let you be

I only know the 3 main ones and don’t particularly like any of them

I hit my sexual peak when I was in 2nd grade

The only thing that keeps me going is making my puppers life better and keeping her busy.
After she's gone I'm probably just gonna become an hero, only thing holding me back.

When I moved out of my last house I left a micro sd card with my porn stash on it. It included nudes of my ex. Wonder who will find it

She started too young to keep the vids and share them here.

And she stoped before she was legal?

>Into pretty much everything
>Doesn't even have a favorite Garfield character to fantasize about

She went away to start college. I know she took a job as a stripper a few weekends a month but she doesn't cam anymore as far as I know.

masturbated on my friend's mom's face while she slept on the living room couch and my friend was taking a shower

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Tell that to my fuck buddy, white knight.

When I was in middle school, I was doing laundry at a laundromat near my house one day.

This annoying little shit kept running around the whole place babbling like a moron. So I tripped her when she ran by me and totally got away with it.

When I was around 10, I lost my virginity to my brother

It is a way of life. But it's not something I'd like to see in Yea Forums 24/7. Dispite if you haven't had it or aren't able to get it right now. If the best memories are if school whatever person needs to get back out into the social realm

how young?

story?

She was 13 when I caught her sending nudes out to older boys. I used that to kind of blackmail her into posing for me and coaching her to send nudes smarter than she was. Right as she started high school I convinced her to start the camshows.

We were home alone a lot and got bored. He taught me how to suck his dick.

I'm a terrible husband. I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I even gave out her name and got her doxed. Anons contacted her and harassed her after that. I should have stopped then, but I still post them. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

Link?

repost dem pics of nude my dude

M or F?

What is it like being a horny guy?

Can Male horniness really be uncontrollable?

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Male. So's my brother.

And yet in all of these secrets threads you post this in you refuse to send pics as proof

I'm posting her in another thread

Link to that thread then

You should start a new thread for this instead of hijacking a secrets thread. That said, yeah sometimes it is. Although for me it usually just makes me super retarded

shame no gang bang show

Ah yeah I remember you said that the other 5 or so times I've seen you on one of these and yet there's still no link

Seen this before.

I'm not going to link that shit. Not trying to get caught

I invited her to a party and she took on 3 guys in a row. She only did solo stuff on cam but she loved getting fucked by older guys. She went to a lot of comic cons dressed up in slutty cosplay stuff and loved the attention.

U mean ur not going to link bc ur not actually posting?

It's not my first time on /b

Your girlfriend is right.

Showed nudes of my gf to a coworker who's more than twice her age. He told me the best pussy he'd ever seen was Jennifer Lawrence's, I said, nah my girl has her beat. Obviously I had to put up or shut up. I regret nothing, and I'm happy to give him some good fap material

Yeah, you busted me. Good work, Sherlock

Ive taught my niece how to kiss

Age of both of you?

11

I really want to start getting my friends to share nufes of their gfs / sluts we know

Anyone done this before?

You're a good man. Keep loving that pup and think about getting another in the future instead of death. I get wanting to, but try not to, live on for your dog and the others who love you please.

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Nice. Both F or are you M? Ever go further than kissing?

I think I'm going to shoot my mom and then myself.

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That's not okay

I like to browse sites with at least three numbers from time to time so I can cum to their sweet bodies.

lucky guys

Why do they hate each other?

Trips confirm mommy's about to die.
Take pics of naked corpse and post to Yea Forums before offing yourself, user.

I don't understand

She would come home that night and tell me all about the guys she seduced. Once she started seducing college guys and guys in their 20's she couldn't go back to high school guys. That kept her reputation clean at school at least.

my girlfriend and i are into small penis humiliation

Used to jackoff my friend cause his dick was big

I've been wearing a cb6000 cock cage for almost a week now, and going to bed with a bvibe snug plug 4 shoved up my ass.
I want a cute passable trap that i can ass pound, and will ass pound me, or hot Dom female gf that will peg me after I make her squirt and almost drown me. After which, I fist into submission.

Setec astronomy

lol i did the same

how big was he

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24:14

I post my gfs nudes a ton online and let others use her body to jack off to.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d52789342224

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what was her best time she had as a slut

Touching a bit. Im breaking her in but not sure where its going.

Are her tits starting to come in?

Like 8.5 I'd say? But it was just so fat lol

Probably the time she did those three guys at a party. It started out with her poledancing and giving lapdances while she got groped and fingered. Guys started pouring beer on her and licking it off. She loved the attention she got as live entertainment.

Yeah, its pretty hot. Little pokies. She hasnt hut full puberty but its coming.

this is my friends

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Hot af. That's the hottest imo. How does she usually react when you touch her?

I gave a bj when I was young to someone that looked like my dad

I was roommates with my cousin and I would sneak into her room and steal panties to sniff and finish in.

faggot

that ok?

Did you do it because you find your dad attractive? or just like older guys in general

nah, it's still messed up mate.

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bad response user

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Like she wants more but doesnt know how

I used to walk home a retarded girl in highschool. One time, she wanted to go to the graveyard on the way home.

I joked "You'll have to make it worth the extra time by sucking my dick."

She said okay. When we got to the grave yard, she gave me head behind a head stone.

For the rest of the year, Friday would be "grave yard day".

One time, some jocks from school followed us to the graveyard and saw her sucking my cock. They demanded to get a turn each, or they'd tell on us.

She gladly sucked them off and our weekly routine turned into a blowjob train at the grave yard.

When summer came around, her parents announced they were moving. During our final weekend hanging out, she said she wanted to "go all the way".

So me and the two jocks gang banged the retard at the graveyard.

I fucked my cousin regularly until about a couple of years ago

My wife and I love to swap partners when we drink with friends.

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Was she full blown downy?

Have you tried again since then

fuck wish i was at that party, would of been the forth guy

Bros, idk what to think about my girlfriend... I really loves her for her insides (the way she things, process information, etc) but her outsides is decaying rapidly... Every day i feel less attracted to her outside, but more attracted to her inside. Just today i went to a men’s club and felt so alive at the moment, but after some time I felt like shit because I basically cheated on my girlfriend... Have you ever been in such crossroad? How to deal with it? What is the right decision??? I feel bad for her but at the same time i feel so horny for the hookers... what should I do???

how old was she?

My gf fucked my ex with a strap-on and had me watch. It was so hot

Pics of either?

I'm dating my average looking neighbour just because she's been into me for years and I wouldn't have a girlfriend otherwise.
I'm not in love with her at all.
We're at a stage at the moment where she randomly knocks on my door to give me a bj though and she's quite good at them. Why not right? Also had sex a couple of times which isn't bad either.

Sounds like some shitty short romantic story I've read somewhere

don't want to expose them

if you search chaturbate small penis i’m in the first row on google images

Not quite, but pretty dim bulbed.

Explain?

How old were you and did you swallow?

M or F?

Did she swallow your come?
What did she think about the taste?

My girlfriend used to be a major slut. I remember in our group of friends she'd just fuck anyone who was interested at any given time.
She's the most decent girl you've ever seen nowadays and you'd never imagine her wild past.

Looks dont last forever, user. Love does.

my mom sucked off two of my friends at their age of 16

Kill deep state niggers. The purge USA only November 4th staring at Keyne Wests house. Glowing deep state niggers will be targets. I know you listen to the thoughts Jeff/Jeb. Will make the deep state shits family kill when found them, reenginiered the device p23 brainwave actuator to murder lizzardaliens.

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wtf ok

When I was young my mom and dad got divorced and I lived with my dad. He sort of groomed me and convinced me that I should start giving him blow jobs. I was kind of gullible.

yeah thats also what I thought

My dad would "teach me how to properly shower" and groom me and insisted on cleaning my asshole. He regularly let me watch him masturbate, and constantly molested me under the guise of stuff like "we're both guys, and guys just do this stuff". So yeah, I'm a giant faggot now.

I jack off to my niece every night. I post her on here so I can read the comments about how ugly she is and how fat her tits are.

I want to die

hehehehehehehehehehe eDgY funny funni

No seriously, I don't want to live anymore, I'm worthless

hi worthless im dad

you will die soon enough, dont worry. Enjoy life while it lasts

Ideally I would disappear as if I never existed

I get off by exposing myself to my female classmates.

thats fucked

Im not gay but I got fucking horny that one time and made an ad for guys looking to fuck my mouth and cum inside my throat. Never actually done it but there are several men every day contacting me about it and it turns me on somehow. After I fap I just think to myself thank god I didnt actually go further and invited one over and shit

and also hot. I "accidentally" exposed my morning wood while sleeping at a friends house in the morning while his mom was in the room. She looked without shame and it turned me on like hell.

From the other thread:

>uncle got married two years ago because he banged a chick without a condom
>super catholic, so they get a shotgun wedding rather than an abortion
>go to visit extended family this year
>turns out chick he married had a daughter already, 10 y/o
>she's getting the Cinderella treatment
>nobody in the house gives a shit about her, unwanted child, always berated, never does anything right
>basically the little baby is the golden child and she's the scapegoat
>i'm the only one who paid attention to her of the family
>she's super happy whenever i try talk to her about anything, even in my super broken spanish
(family is spanish but my folks emigrated when i was a kid)
>she's super grateful about anything i do
>"oh i'm sorry you got stranded with babysitting duty user, i know taking care of my sister is a chore"
>"can i get you anything? something to drink? a beer?"
>"hey can you stay the night? we can have a sleepover and talk about movies!"
>unfortunately only visiting them for a few weeks so i have to go back to the country i live in, she cries and hugs me when i leave

What are the chances of me fucking her in ten years-ish time? She's got daddy issues already, I can tell.

See at this point the only problem is keeping in contact. They don't let her have a personal phone (yet) and I only visit once a year, so I'm going to have to wait until she gets a way to contact me anytime for me to talk to her.

Also, when they let her have one, I'm terrified that they're gonna be reading through her messages too. My uncle & the chick he married like me well enough but if he finds out I'm being fishy I'm going to be persona non grata to my entire family, mom and dad included.

Bet she liked the show

just dont be a fucking pedophile

I know. That's why it is a secret

>replying to the same post twice

Still your girlfriend? Still your friends?

I sure hope so. Also I developed a sick sexual fetish for her since that day. I started fapping to her used panties every time Im there. Sadly I think she realized what is going on because her underwear is always soaked wet with water when Im over to prevent me from sniffing them I think. She hasnt confronted me about it tho. I just love her big ass and would like to plant my face in there.

I don't want to fuck her right now you imbecile, 10 y/os aren't attractive. I want to fuck her once she's legal.

My wife was the same before we got together. She fucked 30some guys and 3 of my friends.

Came inside my next-door neighbour's daughter's shoes (well, just one of them). Do it every time she comes 'round.

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this isnt fucking healthy you need to stop before someone calls the cops

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. Dumb bitch would be so fucking ashamed and embarrassed if she knew people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to her face

meh I dont think its that serious, dont worry. She is always friendly with me and likes to see me. Havent done anything in years so its basically over. But I still fap to her every once in a while. Her looking at my hard cock and sticking around for quite a while gave me an indication that she liked it so whatever.

Why do guys always want you to swallow their come when you blow them? Ever since giving my first bj, guys have insisted that I swallow and most of the time their come tastes awful and makes me gag.
What’s the big deal if girls spit it out.

It's hot if you want to have our cum inside you. It's not more complicated than that.

Can someone reading this at the FBI please do something to stop this monster.

Here's the bitch getting fucked and taking loads to her face
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I'm at sunnymanner on kik if anyone wants more

>It’s hot
Even if it makes me gag and I don’t like to swallow it?

Anyone enjoying this bitch?

im probs the only person left here, and im a massive fucking faggot, sorry to disappoint your creepy ass

Yeah, pretty much. Not as hot as not gagging of course, but still hot

That's too bad. Did you watch them at least?

I bit my daddy's penis when I was a kid.

4 years ago my boyfriend gave me herpes. He told me herpes wasn't permanent so I wasn't worried. A year later I visit my gynecologist. She confirms my herpes and tells me it IS permanent. I break up with my boyfriend for lying (even though his dad was the one who told me it wasn't permanent). Now i’ve slept with multiple guys and been in 3 serious relationships since. I pretend I don’t know I have herpes and act shocked when my partners test positive. I even accused one guy of cheating on me.

i have now lolo

What did you think?

I hope someone cuts your head off with piano wire. Shame on you.

I would have gotten a spanking if I did that

Well done.

i really dont feel anything from straight porn ;-;

Wow, no need for violence. I'm not really hurting anyone.

What did you think of her body and what she was doing?

you are hurting people and lierally breaking the law so can you not spread your disease any further

how am I hurting people by giving them herpes. Also you sound really controlling. I'm not going to repress my sexuality just because of some silly ailment

fucking pepperoni nips lol

I was playing around. We were both in the shower (saves time an effort) and he had his eyes closed while washing his hair. His thing was just there dangling and I thought it would be funny to bite the tip of it. I did get reprimanded though and told never to put other people's genitals in my mouth. Also he didn't want to bathe with me that much after that. My mom mostly took over bath time.

oh grow up, most adults have herpes and nobody discloses it

nonono im just telling you you should be more honest about it and have your partner wear a condom lol

But condoms are annoying and expensive

My gf has gained weight since recovering from anorexia. Im disgusted and not attracted anymore.

When I met my gf, she was thin and beautiful. She was also anorexic, which was bad and i felt sad for her. 6 months ago, she started getting help and has been in recovery and no longer experiences anorexia for the most part. However, she’s gained a lot of weight, 31 lbs to be exact. She’s 5’6 and used to be 97 lbs, but now is 128 lbs. That’s almost 130 lbs! Its kind of gross looking. She’s just not attractive anymore. I prefer when she was thin.

She doesn't know this but I'm thinking about telling her.

My fiancee just kicked me out because I didn’t poo toilet

She wants to call off the wedding.

You're gonna kill her if you tell her. Just be honest with yourself and break it off.

condoms are literally free at hospitals in the us, and herpes is even more annoying and not everyone wants it.

I was giving mine blow jobs

Fantasized about my step sister in my teenage years to the point I tried to act on my urges and see if she would be down.

Started off with just giving her compliments all the time. Then would "bump" into her big boobs sometimes and try get the most out of hugs.

Ended up telling her how I felt. She was shocked and kind of weirded out at first but ended up letting me see her naked and we would masturbate in front of each other. Was able to do some oral/hand jobs but always kept intercourse as a boundary to not cross.

LOL ur gf a fat

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But I love her so much. I can't lose her

Right but I don't really have time to go through all that shit at a hospital

>Into bdsm/femdom, chastity, and cucking for years.

>Got a loving gf that's into extreme femdom. After constant abuse/verbal humiliation, she cut me off from all sex (not even handjobs) for the rest of my life. on top of that, no cumming ever for me, not even stroking allowed. 8 months in now.

>Now she's looking for lovers while I'm devolving into a sissy that she just abuses.She lost all respect for me and treats me as a eunuch maid. Just to be more of a loser, I asked for it to be like this forever with takebacks from me, and she just slapped me in the face and said okay.

>end goal is that she finds a love-in lover while I'm a constantly dressed up frustrated maid that never has any more pleasure other than licking her clean

Very few people know so far

So you'd rather see her half dead in the hospital? That's what happens when an anorexic relapses into the ED. Do the right thing, fuck off from her life.

it's for her own good, doctors have brainwashed her into becoming a fat pig. She was better before

A few years ago, I went to visit my mom in Japan. While in Japan, I visited a few shady spots and due to a few food poisoning incidents, had to use their sketchy bathrooms.

Unknown to me, I was secretly recorded the bathroom at this one SKETCHY PLACES. The video was then uploaded to a porn site.

I recently found out because my really close friend stumbled on the video and sent it to me. He's the only one who knows about it.

I am so humiliated, i don’t know what to do. I am so embarrassed. I just want the video down.

Y'know what? I really have no moral ground to stand on when it comes to this. You're right. Do what you want.

you are a terrible person

I know :(

I don't think she'll relapse. I just want her to be skinny again

>grookey
good taste

Did this with my HS girlfriend and a mate, nothing quite like it.

link?