What's your deepest, darkest, gayest secret?

What's your deepest, darkest, gayest secret?

Non-gay secrets can GTFO

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kill yourself faggot

I try to become friends with as many people as I can!

Sometimes I go through phases of smoking until my respiratory system starts to feel gross

Wellll, idk if the girth was super extraordinary either? :thinking: But it was girthier than the average cock I guess

I'm going to become a swamp witch and you can't stop me

Then if someone enters my swamp, I get to say "what are you doing in my swamp"

Well sometimes it takes a while for things to set in

But there's no reason to feel bad for the emotions or lack thereof that you naturally feel

Low T

I can't think of anything gay that I keep secret

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That's not a nice thing to say to a fellow human being.

That's not deep nor is it dark, but I will admit it is pretty gay

Some secret then that might contain a hint of the gays?

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Good ol Shrek style

I can dig it

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I see! I am sorry, I do not think I have anything dark inside me then.

Good thread opener question.

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I want to fuck OP.

It seems the major problem is people having very shallow aspirations, or none at all. People need dreams to chase to give meaning to their lives. At least that's my perspective. My own lack of meaning in life had me on the edge of sanity, and I nearly did something far worse. Wish I could have had a heart to heart with him, mabey my experience would have helped.

I'm not sure if that is why he did it though, noone told me until after he died that he had depression, nor did anyone say he was struggling with childhood abuse from a distance cousin years ago.

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when i was around 8 or 10 years old I had neighbors who were a little older (around 14-16) and when I would sleep over their house they would take turns on fucking me in my ass. Never together at once but in the same house. I remember one time i was the little spoon and my black friend starting fingering me and then he put his big black dick in my ass and started jerking me off and I believe that was the first time I came. we all played around a lot and to this day I jack off thinking about it.

No it's not, but I ask it in the most genuine way possible.

okay maybe only share your second deepest gayest secrets from now on please

It's okay Lovebot, we love you nonetheless

As expected of the genius that created the sublime thread opener "Tell me something interesting about yourself!"

There he is

If having shallow or no aspirations led to suicidal actions, then I'd be dead already

You don't need to look for reasons why he did it. You'll never know.

Did you like it or no? I guess that's impossible at that age. Idk

And I reciprocate with the same genuineness.

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im starting to regret not taking my medication

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Shhh, they must never know.

my friend and i used to lie naked together under the covers. no homo

I mean it's hard for you to make it more blatant there buddy

As long as the balls didn't touch while you FUCKED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!

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I REALLY want to do a MMF with my wife and her childhood friend who is completely bi. I consider myself straightish but I would love to pound my wife while I get pounded. Then they can both suck my dick at the same time my wife and I are jacking him off/playing with his butt.

Just not sure how to bring it up.

Pffft, they would never guess it was me.

Wait for some conversation about her childhood friend to come up and kinda subtly weave his sexuality into it

Then just kinda guide the conversation into a more sexual direction and go from there. Can't really be more specific without knowing you and your wife's relationship I guess

REEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLY.

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a couple years ago when i was single started to be in contact with a 17 y/o boy, a fat gay loser if u ask me, and we lived near each other, so we met one night, and absolute love to suck him dry and letting him fuck my huge ass and sucking him dry

It depends on the person I guess. I had a bit of perfect storm situation going, but I've met other people who struggle with this as well.

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idk if it's the drinks I've had but that whole post is really incoherent and gay like.... incoherent gay ramblings

It does, it's a personal thing. Agonizing over figuring it out doesn't help anyone.

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Its all very mysterious.

Back when I was a child, me and my brother use to take baths together and he would suck my dick when my parents weren’t looking. Now he’s a really open gay and i still don’t know what I am

lol

I think I sucked a dick once before either of us were near puberty. Some phase I went through where I would do wierd stuff naked as kids idk. I feel uncomfortable when I meet my old friends. I dont think it was sexual at all(well mabey it was idk I am a little bit gay so it might have been that being expressed. I think I did it more at that point though to just be adventurous and do things I wasnt supposed to.

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My deepest gay secret: I once listened to Madonna's 1986 album all the way through. Also, I really enjoyed "Priscilla, queen of the desert" Terrance stamp is a delight.

Yes, I'm sure everyone is very confused

Woah man I never said incest

I've never even heard that album tbh. I guess I'm too much of a MANLY MAN

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>Wellll, idk if the girth was super extraordinary either? :thinking: But it was girthier than the average cock I guess
I guess 1.5" is kinda on on the girthy side, but perhaps not that much more than average cock, yeah.

Also wow, captcha fucked me over... took too long to post, my apology.

Honestly, I got nothing. I did watch a pride parade at cheesman park in Denver. It was fun, I smoked a joint with some drag queens.

It all makes sense if you follow the notes left on the wiki.

Those look neat just to be in the general vicinity of tbh

There's a wiki now??

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Everything has a wiki now.

Is wiki taking over the world?

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I am for the most part, but I have been exploring my feminine side ever since I started writing. But I dont really care about being masculine really just want to live my life as I please, as long as I'm not hurting anyone, or bringing soceity to a worse place than it already is.

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Google already has.

Gender roles are lame, smash the patriarchy etc.

Well fuck :(

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We need to cling together. With my penis in your butt.

I tried one night stands and I hated them

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I'm sad and dissociating
My body isn't sad just my head
My body is tired

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Hehehehe you're funny

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youve been thru a few years of this tho revy

you be aiite

seras victoria poggers

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Pls.

Is that your gay confession, Grim?

Okay so I've heard the term dissociating a million times but I still dunno wtf it means

So, wtf it means

Naw, just observant~

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I dunno if im ready to pull one of those yet chief

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I masturbate to this, and only this.

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sucked off a horse.

was the horse gay?

LOL I know it was pretty funny tho

That's pretty gay dude

Jesus.

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holy fuck this actually still exists

IMMORTALIZED

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WHAT WAS

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the horse was dead

Your gay confession

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Hi

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HENLO
KEEP POSTING THIS GOODNESS

[panic]

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LMAO

For real tho how's it been buddy? Doing well for yourself?

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Yeah but it's not fun
Dissociation is a disordered mental state that makes things feel fake, overwhelming, uninteresting, and awful
All at once
Like you turn your head, your head turns, and then you feel your head turn after, but it's not really you because you're nothing but you've got a neat little meat puppet that people treat like it's you but it's not and everything is wrong and out of place
Whispers are too loud
Shouting is a muffled echo
Someone touches your arm, but it's not really your arm it's just the arm of your meat puppet, or what people call its arm, and you feel it, but it's not a comforting touch
It's very uncomfortable
Someone is touching what they believe to be you but it isn't and you open your mouth to speak but your puppet mouth doesn't open, so you say nothing
Your puppet mouth opens, there's nothing left to say, even if you could say it
The mouth closes
You lay stil
The world is spinning
Or you are spinning
Or the puppet is spinning
Something happens
It will affect you
You can't do anything
You can't move to react to it because your body isn't where it's supposed to be

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I’m gay

i want to say i hate gays and then be seduced by a guy

Hot.

Interesting, so you kinda lose grip on reality but not entirely?

That's not really a secret, gaylord

What kinda guy would you be seduced by?

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What do you like to do in your spare time?

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Particularly, losing the association between yourself, your body, and your surroundings
Perhaps maybe describe like
You're in the matrix, and it's lagging

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Like... a lag in how you perceive things?

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Kind of

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Damn I'm tired goodnight

God be with you.

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Like you know how it's super uncomfortable if you're watching a video and the audio isn't quite synched?
Like that but your whole existence

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Yeah, that seems like what I said with the lag and whatnot.

Night

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When I was 10, I lived in a huge apartment complex. Had 3 playgrounds and kids would make up small "gangs" and we'd fight for the right to be there.

Nothing crazy though. We'd fight using pretend and very rarely did it ever go down to a brawl. Usually, water balloons were used until they were banned from all the rubbish it caused.

Anyways there was this kid in an opposing gang who was the son of the landlord, friendly kid but took to the gang a lot more serious than most. He was a year younger than me and shorter too. He would always challenge me and I would win 9/10 times.

Once during a holiday season, most of the kids were off with their families visiting relatives and whatnot, he invited me to go out and play with him. No kid gang stuff just to go hang out at one of the laundry mats in the complex. It was a nice place to hang because the back end saw no traffic and hard to see behind unless you went out of your way to look.

Well, he'd been digging through garbage cans and ashtrays to find two mostly intact cigarettes. And he stole one of the lighters from his house. First time I ever tried smoking and didn't like it much. Neither did he. There was a silence after we finished coughing. He decided to bring up the fact that even though he'd try to "fight" me during our little wars, I'd always do better than him. I remember just laughing it off.

After that exchange, I tried to change the convo about batman or something. But he asked me if I ever touched/played with myself. At the time I never gave it any thought about my dick. "I use it to pee and wash it" I remember saying. Then he asked me if we could take our dicks out and see how different they were. I didn't see any harm in it not the first time I've been naked in front of someone being from a big family and all. Plus he was my friend.

We seemed about the same size being around 10 and all. Didn't take more than 5 seconds before I wanted to stop. He asked me if he could take a closer look.

I think I’m bi but man I don’t know. I’m not ashamed of it or anything but its hard struggling with sexuality and what to do with myself >~

That honestly sounds fake tbh

Why do you think you're bi?

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Not fake. I'm just a shitty storyteller. :/

At first it was sorta just a joke, but then I started to realize I really am into some guys, then I just accepted I really think cute boys are cute. I just don’t know about sex, I’ve never had sex with a guy, but I don’t think I’d be against it.

Used to fuck my middle school gay friend during sleepovers. Ran a few trains on him with two other friends one summer and had him dressing up in his sister's clothes for us.

It started when he walked in on me watching porn and offered to suck me off under the desk while I watched. I didn't have time to agree or disagree cause he had me in his mouth so fast.

When I came he swallowed it all and kept sucking til I finally felt dirty about it and went to bed without a word.

That morning I woke up to him sucking me off and just pretended to be asleep.

Then next time he slept over I jerked him off and fingered his ass with his own cum while he blewme.

He turned on some anal porn on the computer and joked about trying it out and I grabbed him and flipped him around and spit on his asshole.

You want me to fuck you you little faggot? Fine!

He cried a bit at the start but I came before I was even all the way inside him so it helped me get in. I must have cummed in his ass three or four times that night.

After that it just became standard and eventually got to where our group just used him as our personal cum dumpster.

Ah well that's fine, you speak your truth gurl

Cute in what way tho? Like, what qualities do you find cute?

Jeez well that escalated quickly.

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>Non-gay secrets can GTFO
You hating on the straights?
I understand why you do it emotionally, what from years of persecution, but logically how would enforcing separation between sexual orientations be in any way shape or form productive?

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Words hurt, friend

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>goes to straight pride parades

Straight people are truly the most oppressed minority

I agree, the gays WILL NOT REPLACE US

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I'm the one posting whores and prostitutes in waifu threads.

I'm saying by having gays and LGBT people separate themselves from straight people it implies that they're using tactics that often leads to delusion. Keeping people in their own fantasy world where everyone agrees with one another rather than lead to a world where despite differences we have risen above the aspect of human nature.
That being said, separation leads to a lack of clarity.
Nah. Pride Parades don't really seem like the environment where people are shooting one another over belief systems.

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Im not gay but i bought a chastity cage and dildo and crossdress daily

Wow, how DARE YOU

I wasn't getting in any way that deep yo

I'm fairly sure no one lives in that fantasy world, I tend to see LGBT people more aware of the disagreement and determined to disregard those who disagree

Sounds very heterosexual, I approve

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Sorry for late response lol

Like, I really like feminine guys, idc about the dick, cute is cute to me

I’ve been recording my straight friend jerking off for about 6 months. even catfished nudes out of him too.

I secretly want to do lewd things to some of my friends.

You can't really avoid disagreement in practice. Spaces like that are just for groups to avoid that shit for a little while.

Your writing is shit. I hope you didn't pay money to end up like this.

>"I'm fairly sure no one lives in that fantasy world"
>Yea Forums
>Imageboard cultures in general

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Oh okay I see, that makes sense. Why you should care about whether or not it's gay kinda baffles me tbh

Jesus, that's just wrong

Okay, well amend "no one" to "most sane people"

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Yes but what happens when that "little while" is constantly running out?
It gets to a chaotic point that people are very adept at controlling. Specially their aftermath.
Oh fuck no I just started typing yo.

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what are you even talking about?

Thank you, naturually im not very masculine so its hard to identify as really hardcore hetero but i just want a pretty girlfriend who thinks im pretty

I just ramble on about whatever topic manages to strike my fancy on an imageboard no one cares about with a history that's constantly erased from existence save for the few who are there at that very moment.
What of it?

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I mean yeah idc if it’s gay, I’m perfectly okay with being bi, I do like women too,

>I'm fairly sure no one lives in that fantasy world
>I tend to see LGBT people
>determined to disregard those who disagree
>fantasy world

if you're lgbt, you constantly have to deal with people talking shit about you and "disagreeing" with your existence
the only thing you can do is ignore them or avoid them

I like to wear my gf fishnet body stocking and jerk off to the thought of getting raped by a nigger with a horse cock.

I wish I could travel back in time to when I was a little shota so I could be used by older men. Naked or dressed up, made to be a party favor that walked around with a face full of cum and an ass full of cum. Most definitely with a collar and maybe a short leash.

I wouldn’t want anyone touching my little dick, though. That’s gay.

>if you're lgbt, you constantly have to deal with people talking shit about you and "disagreeing" with your existence
>constantly
>"disagreeing" with your existence
leave your house NEET

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I present as straight, I have a hot girlfriend, I would rather be a bottom but I don’t have any gay friends

niggers

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I want to be dominated by a teenage boy.

where you live?

Whatever is good for you yo

>bi
>liking women

DOES NOT COMPUTE. lol jk I get you, go with it

Disregarding something doesn't mean failing to acknowledge they exist.

I have some fairly extremist LGBT friends who take the stance that anything that doesn't fit into their worldview is wrong and should be shamed. I don't necessarily agree with them but I can understand how they came to that conclusion.

In general don't be a fucking fag and who gives a fuck about someone's sexuality or gender

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kikes

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How's the Sat night treatin ya Colbs

Oh fuck is that Chii?

It's Friday night you dingus

I'm good, it's a 3 day weekend so it'll be nice. You?

No lol

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:(

Oh fuck youre right

One could say Im already fucked up lmao

LOL who the fuck

She's been gone for years yo, hopefully onto better things

LOL same but hey let's enjoy it right?

What's up with Annie, why is she calling me all the damn time

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I had this older, mentally challenged(turbo-aspergers or something) cousin who stay over with my family for the holidays every other few years. He would usually stay in my room when he did. When I was 14, he stayed for a few days over Christmas and my parents made me give him my bed while I took the floor. One night while I was laying on the floor trying to sleep, I heard him get up and he came over and knelt next to me and started massaging my ass. He thought I was asleep, but after a few minutes I turned over. He panicked for a second but when he saw that I wasnt stopping him, along with the massive hard-on poking out of my boxers, he spent the next 20 minutes deepthroating me and I ended by shooting my load down his throat. Only gay experience I've had, won't have another but I still jerk off to the memory sometimes.

Makes me wonder why the fuck I'm still here.
I also wonder where this fucking island is. I'm supposed to pull this out, right?

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it pretty much does. For one to disregard something it is to ignore it ever happening/being said

>I have some fairly extremist LGBT friends who take the stance that anything that doesn't fit into their worldview is wrong and should be shamed
>I'm fairly sure no one lives in that fantasy world

> I can understand how they came to that conclusion
so you make excuses for other poor behavior? some friend you are

no one would care if they weren't ripe with self-inflicted problems. that's where the argument falls now. but i agree with not giving a shit

I had to help bathe a 12yo boy a few times and it was honestly kinda fun

I honestly crave having a transgender woman in my life I can’t help it it really turns me on cause I would definitely suck a trans cock and just devour the whole body

Probably because you've failed somewhere along the way, as we all have

Yeah, seems right.

>For one to disregard something it is to ignore it ever happening/being said

Then that was a failure of my own language, not the thought I failed to adequately convey. I don't make excuses at all, they're definitely wrong in their beliefs but I don't bother questioning it because it wouldn't help much.

Self inflicted problems such as?

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Looking back, I would have put "No pedophilia you sick faggots" into the OP

Oh well, I guess it's Yea Forums after all

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Yeah man, 3 day weekend
Gotta live it up

Shes a NEET now so I imagine shes alot lonelier now?

Sounds like you got a case of the gays

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Not being at work is automatically living it up lmao

Yeah but doesn't she have Chovie? idk it's weird

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are you talking about people who unironically believe that everyone should be gay?

No, those people are genuinely mentally deficient and should seek help

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It honestly is lol

I dunno man I dont really pay too much attention to her lol
Ironic cause we all live together but we rarely see each other cause we're always working or at school or at least Robert is

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what kind of extremist lgbt stuff are we talking then?

She used me for my college educated white mind to help write her kid's school application, I feel so devalued

Also yeah that is kinda weird lol

It's hard to put it into words, it's easier when you're looking at it.

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guys i got a high score thingy yayyy

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Pretty cool

I was gonna ask the name of the game but then I saw the filename

Some youtuber I watched said he doesn't normally like driving games but Driver San Francisco is great

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Went to swiss chalet about a month ago, was served by this tall 20 something black server, would probably blow him if I had more balls

lmao all bad
Fucking lolz too in a fucked up kinda way

Yeah we all kinda have different schedules so its all over the place

Used to jerk my buddy who broke both hands.... we were going into 9th grade. Loved making him cum

I'm mostly joking, I was happy to help. I helped my 50something coworker edit her son's resume too, I like being able to use my skills to help people I like

Apparently you and Michelle are a thing now, no? Well... you always were, but more officially lmao

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I met this girl the other day and fell for her pretty quickly. Looks like a stereotype for "hot nerd girl." Didn't think they existed tbh. Super quirky, super fun, just great to be around. Also, got to see her tits. Funny how angles and loose bras work. It was a hell of a day.

That is NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for you tho, wish you success

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That's an assumption.
Why say something so controversial yet so brave?

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I said probably, so it quite clearly was an assumption

Because I can, bitch

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>Apparently you and Michelle are a thing now, no?

lmao what?
We never have been lol

Oh funny story man, I told her the other day I would have probably dated her but shes a slut so I'll probably never date her lol

Then she started crying and I was like oh damn, my bad bro lmao

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The way Annie put it was like "well yeah they're not together but like they come home and sleep in the same bed and they're constantly fucking"

Or something like that.

Also you really should be nicer to her. She puts up with your shit, that's pretty rare

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Day be lesbians

As long as they're also night lesbians and not some kind of weird anti-vampire lesbians then we're okay.

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Post nudes.

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Well that aint wrong
But I mean having your own personal cumsock is p cool if you ask me

I honestly am
I think thats the problem lol
Everyone elese treats her like shit or like shes an autist lmao
I treat her normally since Im friends with a bunch of tripfags on here already so Im pretty much immune to any type of autism (mostly)

and i guess that makes her feel like I care about her?

who knows lmao

You're kind of a fucking scumbag Soto lmao

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Hey man, Im the one cleaning up after these 3 faggots and a little kid
This apartment would go to shit if I left

But man the 400 a month and pussy a la carte is pretty fuckin nice if you ask me

Eh, I guess I have an entirely different perspective being on my own and having no one to worry about but myself

If that's good for you then go for it I guess. Still seems kinda.. idk shallow

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Well she knows she fucked up too
When you fuck half the group youre undateable at that point p much lol
Youre pretty much a pass around lmao

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Want to try out a super cute petite trap. Maybe pay an escort if there's cute enough out there. 35 y.o. male

Eh, I guess. Still, she's been the one with the most stable job out of most of you, if anything she's probably been the most successful in controlling her autism in the real world

OH! Also, this last paycheck my assets exceeded my liabilities and I'm super happy about that

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You could have all the money in the world Colbs, but you cant change your past

But yeah she can keep a job Ill give her that
Just look at Annie or me lmao

My past is what got me here, why would I want to change it?

Yeah, exactly. She's more stable than both of you, that seems a bit out of line with how you guys see her

I've always thought she's super awkward but she's consistent

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eh family a lil rough and therefore im a lil rough cuz im a family man

experience nature
rs
partake in tasteful anime ladies like seras

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based

Ah, that sucks... are you at least doing well for yourself?

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I got a guy out in WA for 1k
He's top notch
Expensive but worth (condom only)

It got you still posting on here and showing us your 3balls

Thats true but you know annie she just talks shit on anything/anyone

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yeah that video was why I bought it

game is amazing

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A tc would be cool if I had a cam

>still showing

HEY, THAT WAS ONE TIME SOTO.

Also yeah, I know. I could probably be in a better spot but I wouldn't trade the fun I had with you guys for anything

And yeah Annie really needs to work on that. I'd help her with it but I'm her ex so fuck it lmao

Oooo, neat. Is it on PC? I assume it is.

I also don't

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I wouldn't call it well

I'd call it surviving
here and there I find happiness in my friends and teaching every now and then

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I'll never forget it

Yeah man these times were fuckin lolz dude

Shes stubborn I dont think shes learning anytime soon lmao

Sadboiiiis

Yeah, that seems to be the norm with people our age... At least you find some happiness.

Yeah I feel pretty bad for her tho. Like... my head and heart are like ridiculously conflicted there lol

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yes, it's just kind of hard to buy as it's not officially sold anywhere for years.

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3 day weekend and ready to try my VR set.

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Oooohhhh yeah that makes sense. Also I love that character and I want all of the pics of her

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My stepbrother used to molest me in my sleep, and I used to pretend I was unaware he was doing it.

Time to hop on Kyles discord

Did you like it?

I don't have a server though.

I crave man butt

no u

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nice courtneypost

whys it so hard to be happy lol

We were prepared for the world by parents who didn't realize how much everything was changing around them?

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my parents didnt prepare me for shit
because they didnt know what its like

being first gen

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Sauce?

Artist by the name of Black Monkey

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When we were young, my cousin and I would strip and play our own version of doctor. We would take turns examining each other, we had weird a fascination with checking out our asses. Nothing hardcore, we just liked to see each other naked. Kinda gay though.

I let a guy give me a blowjob. I regret it to this day.

Thank you

And it all comes tumbling, tumbling, down.

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that i responded to OP's thread.

My gayest secret is that I rub my dick.

That's gay.

fuck, how messy and sloppy would his ass get on your train nights? did any of you ever feel compelled to eat his ass?

I slept with older boys in school and they'd pay me for it. Or to keep quiet about it in most cases.

did they ever all have you at the same time?