Post in this thread or this fucker will visit you in your sleep

Post in this thread or this fucker will visit you in your sleep

>Dubs will become homies with him
>Trips will become his master
>Quads will command an army of these fuckers

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I am the true Spider Mastermind

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That looks so fucking scary

Yikes

Ogre Faced Spider
Gladiator Spider
Net Casting Spider
Deinopidae
They are known for constructing a net like web that they throw down onto prey
Their large front facing eyes possess incredible vision and can pick up very small bits of light in perpetually pitch black environments
They must rest during the day as they do not possess a reflective layer for their eyes
Instead they grow a special membrane within the eye each night which is promptly destroyed by the time the sun rises

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I eat pinktoes for breakfast
except for the one I have that thinks its an obt, fuck that nigger

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Because you're relating it to a Human face

rollllllll

Aren't tarantulas basically harmless?

Some are

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I don't need this nightmare fuel. Especially after playing obscure on the ps2. Fuck that.

Fuck off voomer

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oh shit son

sending 3 million spiders to your house

roll for quads

hey trips, i'll take it
where my slave at

those aren't trips, are you new?

ok

I don’t want no trouble sah!

Fuk u

fuck

Yikes

Dubs

Pls

I shall march down the capitol, and topple everyone in the name of Bosnia!

Roll for army

Fine

Rolling for dubs so we can chill

fuck you bitch i already find these fuckers in my room

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No whammy

Yes a friend to join me while I nap

666, that's trips.

fuck you

Noooo

Lord of the spiders