I need a hobby because I had a mental breakdown yesterday and realized how pathetic I am...

>I need a hobby
Get 3 audiobooks from torrents. Start with the Alan Watts lecture series Out of Your Mind that's like 6 hours or something, move onto a short about an hour Donald Hoffman Questioning the Nature of Reality, then move into Thich Nhat Hanh The Heart of the Buddha's Teaching. That will take you into forever. You won't reach enlightenment because there is no you, there is nothing to reach for and nothing to reach from, and enlightenment isn't a noun it's a punchline. It's a trip. What are you waiting for? Let this thread 404. Go now.

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Learn bass guitar

Yea Forums keeping
chicks dig 'em

sounds fun, think I'll try
Yesterday was my fucking tipping point, I still kinda feel in a terrible state of wanting to live and die, or at least run away from everything, which is a pussy move

thank you

musical instrument

Painting

OK fair enough

Learn to draw.

I recommend becoming an hero. You don't have to make a long-term commitment. It's inexpensive and it will impress your friends and family.

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Work out

mma

Join a Mexican street gang

Become a pro Rock Paper Scissors player

Carpentry; guitar lessons

Collect used gum in a zip lock bag and on tuesdays you melt them in a pot, into a gel, and drink it.

Play warhammer and waste your money on forgeworld shit

Telekinesis

Trips and you chug bleach

nigger lynching

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Inject steroids into left arm and inject hrt into right arm

Serial arson

rolling

Dungeons and Dragons

Start going to the gym and take steroids. Then start banging tranny's.

Sell chips at school but for double the price

Self-harm

An instrument. Guitar is good but choice is yours.

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I collect relics from WWI! It's super fun and definitely takes my mind off of things but isn't very cheap.

Schizophrenia

Collect Ants and eat them on fridays

Guns

Astrophotography

cmon

Homosexual behavior

Walk into dangerous neighborhoods and tell them that “you deserve this because your poor”

Get a unicycle!

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why are dubs so hard to get in this thread?

roll

Challenge people to boxing but wear brass knuckles under your gloves to assert dominance and make friends

Prostitution

Collecting old Nazi paraphernalia

fuck offbyone
roll

Shoot yourself with low caliber bullets and slowly start making them bigger until your immune to gunshots

Cocaine

Throw stink bombs into Mexican establishments

last roll

Get a dog and walk it

Gardening

learn the bagpipes

its fun
it gives you something interesting to talk about
you can't feel too bad if you don't sound good because it's the bagpipes and nobody cares
you can be a local expert and won't have to deal with know-it-alls trying to argue with you over some semantic bullshit

other good choices I would say would be to learn about the area you live, it's history, learn about all of the bugs that live there, how the natives used the plants in the area etc. these are all better if you join a community and experience with others

winrar

Go to gym locker rooms and ask men to pee into your cupped hands

Nice

Gay

wholesome

Yes. I've heard M13 has a lot to offer.

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Get a privat pilot license.

nice on dubs, I already take my good boy out for walks pretty regularly but he's getting pretty old, almost about 13 at this point

Sorry about killing the thread /:
Good luck tho

So are you still up for suggestions?

always

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Definitely learn to play an instrument, bass or drums. That opens opportunities for band positions, paying work, and something to keep you occupied.

fun fact, 3 months ago I stopped being vegitarian after 10 years

Gunpla

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