>finish high school depressed as fuck
>ignore college applications, get a job at a grocery store and chill
>I quit the drink and drugs (mainly weed and cocaine) for a whole year.
> buy a sex doll cause why not
> mom stumbles into my bathroom, sees a propped up sex doll ready for business
> next time I see her I tell her about this beautiful chick I talked to
> she says “well at least she isn’t a sex doll in your bathtub”
>my face when I almost recovered but my mum reminded me of my dirty ways
Finish high school depressed as fuck
sauce?
That’s my own sex doll man
did you find that in a dumpster behind JC Penney? Looks like a fucking mannequin to me
cost for sex doll?
...
Bet your mum has no problems with females having vibrators and shit tho. Hypocrites.
Rape your mother up the ass really hard, that will teach her not to meddle
What kind of doll is that?
tf is your mom doing stumbling into your bathroom m8
also nice body, pics with head attached plox
$200-10k
piss arse nigger fucker
welp, doll bread then
What in the fuck is wrong with you that you live with your mum and decide its a good idea to leave a sex doll laying around?
I want this one.
I want this one ^^
That's a cute one too. Post your collection.
I have a collection of pics but no dolls, I've been shopping for years
I'm really picky kek
These are my all time favorite.
m'lady
excellent pic
I really like these DSdolls.
These 4woods ones are worth $4k
that looks like a DS Ying / Sakura head
It is, its very popular.
They may cost $4k, but I doubt they are worth $4k
didn't know who she was until today
fucking work of art but that price tag tho
It can be worth the price to some people who want her.
They might be, buy one and tell us
They have some of the better silicone doll tech ive seen along with good detailing
oh yeah totally worth it, no argument there, it's just a matter of coming up with the cash
I feel ya on saving, every time i save enough to look at getting one i end up with some big expense i cant ignore
yep every frikkin time, transmission, HVAC, PSL
I just had a full ac gut and replacement myself, 9k gone in a flash.
House repairs are extremely costly. Water heater is about $3k for a professional to install.
ouch ><
very nice
3k to install a water heater? I might be in the wrong business
>fancy electric water heater 2-3k for a good industrial use one
>1.5k for a good enough one
>3hours of work with some basic tools
>200usd for extra supplies
>a/c license is 15usd
sweet baby jesus slathered in rays bbq sauce you guys are lame, no wonder you have dolls.
the hardest part about installing a water heater is draining it and hauling the old one out and off
who tf puts a $3k industrial water heater in their house?
a vibrator is akin to a fleshlight, not a full-sized sex doll.
That's the joke
ah, shoot.
Very cute
Damn i want one but holy fuck they ALL look expensive as fuck. Is there anyway I could get one decent priced?
Also is it really worth it? Like will i be able to just fuck the doll instead of spending money on real human sluts to fuck?
Why buy a manikin if you could buy a real one for that price?!?
Not convinced you fags...
define expensive as fuck, most are in the $800-3k range it seems, can be as cheap as $200 and go up to 10k+ tho
> instead of spending money on real human sluts
why no tdo both or have the doll for when the other plan falls thru
Wouldn't a real girl cost more in less than a year?
>drain hole in basement
>mexicants for the heavy lifting or a grinder for less heavy lifting
I've put in a few for the rich fucks with a tiny house.
they are much much more than a mannequin
plus this
Makes sense but what's the best reasonable price for good quality?
I did a 200 gallon one once in a house that had an entire room devoted to waterworks but it wasn't nearly that expensive. Guess I undercharged, eh well
$800 for a Bel I believe. The smaller they are the more affordable, typically
I paid $3k, I guess I got ripped off. I should've done it myself. I just didn't have a lot of time. I got quotes from different plumbers and they said the same thing. I should have done more research.
Not a mannequin, a manikin... like a moldable wood figure, they have realistic joint movements like a human except they are much smaller
Bel was $1,500 when i got her, but i think she is only $1,300 now
Looks like the trade war is giving doll buyers a 10%discount.
Bruh...
It’s one thing to fuck a doll, but how can you tell me this is not a pedo fetish
200 gpm or 200 gallon tank?! was it a geo thermal house?
>around 3k for pic related
is there a problem?
Exactly my thinking...
Looks like a lolli sex doll... that should be a crime
For what possible reason? It's an inanimate object, who gives a shit if somebody puts their dick in it in their own home?
Damn looks good to me.
I must have been looking at the cheap copies on Alibaba. Still considering taking chances with one of those
200 gallon, natural gas
Maybe they just like dressing them up and taking pics
Damn can you bend her over just so i can see? I might buy my own. I like how small she is lol fuck the other normalfags.
maybe next time
she has sealed holes in this pic
kek, seconded
Anyone have pictures of that green demon loli one with sharp teeth and yellow eyes?
Bel actually has some tits, so not pedophilia. She actually has bigger tits that my first wife or a later girlfriend! Both adults.
Don't they make them in 3 different sizes now also
everyone fell asleep o.o
So you just happened to save the image at some point and kept it for this moment?
My doll just arrived today after fed ex delivered it to a RANDOM HOUSE, after a stressfull few hours i finally got it back, definetly worth the buy and the skin feels like jello i love it
Which one did you get?
This one, looks like like the pics on the website which i am happy about
Damn, cute
>seller has a nice rep
>price is solid
>custom options available
>realize I need an elf in my life
>but unsure what kinda elf
do i want a down and dirty wood elf who has no problem fucking a human behind a tree
or do i want a snooty high elf who hates humans, but loves cock?
Im always about the wood and dark myself
If I can find a solid everquest tier dark elf that is toned, maybe 5ft even with large breasts for their frame with navy blue skin and red eyes i can be happy
can confirm that this is OPs sex doll. had the same one.
actually a bad doll in comparison to others. just nice pics
Well your in luck with at least a few of those. Tits too big for the body and red eyes are easy enough.
Dont know enough about EQ elves to say which one would be a good fit.
The hard part is finding the right head and the vendor also makes the right body, AS WELL AS them doing custom skintones.
If one vendor has the body, and a different has the head, skintone matching is going to be a bitch if you need it perfect
All the more reason to get both in white and do the color yourself with makeup? Correct me if I'm wrong
What was bad about it?
Get some Saint John's Wort pills to manage your depression.
You should write your mother's name on your sex doll for the lulz.
makeup goes a long way in making your doll look realistic
old skeleton. which means pretty random joint lengths, not flexible, some parts hard to move others hard to not move
vagina in old design = closed legs tightly touching, not like in modern ones where they have a gap. also fully opened legs tear up the TPE in the vagina area
head fixation made so it will not silently move, springloaded so it sounds like a broken bed
dimension so uncommon that you cant buy fitting clothes anywhere
i think thats it
So, you wanted to see me?
Whats the best position to fugg my doll in? i tried missionary earlier today and i was afraid of bending the legs enough so i could thrust better becuase the legs were getting harder to move upwards (im weak) so i just ended up doing doggystyle with me ontop of her to get a good angle
mating press for me
hot summer days where I just do not feel like making an effort/sweating I just take it from a standing stored position and lay it down, squat and fuck its ass
i dont know why the squatting position gets me harder and orgasms are stronger but they are
oral for me
i like to have the doll sit on top of me, but you need the strength to lift her
Thats adorable and im jealous