Is it OK to use my condoms with my new girlfriend or should I buy new ones? Do you think she will mind?
Is it OK to use my condoms with my new girlfriend or should I buy new ones? Do you think she will mind?
Landon Reed
Matthew Campbell
who the fuck uses condoms with their girlfriend lmao
Liam Green
dont want to catch anything
Ayden White
Just buy new ones if there's any question, they're cheap. Not something to fuck around with
Connor Sanchez
You are probably right. Its going to be hard letting my favorite one go.
Jacob King
Wait, favorite one? Do you mean to say you re-use a single use item?
Christian Robinson
Yea. Dish soap will sanitize it. It will kill the sperm.
Angel Baker
BUT IT DEGRADES OVER TIME
IT WILL BREAK EVENTUALLY
Jonathan Martinez
I have put it through the dish washer like 12 times. It hasn't broke yet.
Hunter Carter
I want to be in the screen shot
Camden Collins
You're being really cheap with an item that costs about 5 bucks, maybe. Get new ones. Save yourself from a half million in spendings for 18 years
Nolan Reyes
Can you just like...stop?
Jonathan Davis
no
Jace Stewart
Are you really this retarded and gullible that you take his stupid bait
Charles Jenkins
Dude you're not funny. Not even going to bother with a comment on the subject.
Michael Green
Well that lasted long.
Cooper Sullivan
Fucking fag OP's. Infograph time.
Tyler Harris
James Young
Joseph Evans
Infographic thread. Share the knowledge.
Jackson Russell
Josiah Moore
Caleb Young
Benjamin Jenkins
Gavin Taylor
nice
Thomas Baker
yeesh... safe sex isn't a thing anymore?
Michael Cook
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Wyatt Smith
no such thing. the husband always comes home
Jace Hill
Just fuck the bear
Alexander Hernandez
lol wtf is she stepping out on you??
Leo Morales
Blake Lee
Yeah you try grabbing a bear and fucking it. I mean a cub might be easier but that's fucked up nobody wants to be a bear pedo. Do you want to fuck a baby snake? Sick fuck.
Lucas Morgan
I never used them with her, but you do what makes you feel better.
Dominic Gonzalez
Jose Rivera
no, i wanna fuck an adult snake
Lincoln Smith
Do you have trust issues or are you too autistic to even know that asking someone to get tested is common
Jonathan Reyes
best way to survive a grizzly is to shift around a tree.
obviously the bear isn't gonna rip a whole tree out of the ground, and he's not small and agile as you are, so you can just play that game that children play where they run around a table.
in a straight away run the bear is faster and will catch up, but moving around a tree is more difficult at high speeds for a large animal.
fuck bears though they are stupid as shit.
it will get bored or tired before you. bears need to eat a lot and it's not gonna waste all day fucking around a tree.
Joshua Ross
Well yeah that's fine just don't spread snake aids.
Alexander James
Smart men use condoms. Dumb men get trapped into a pregnancy over which they have no control. They will ruin their lives paying child support and spending regular time in court.
Only the most beta cucks marry, cohabit, or have children.
Women want to get pregnant to screw you over. Make sure to use your own condoms, never hers. Put them on yourself. Oh, it's sexy to have her put it on with her mouth until that hole she nips throws you into poverty.
Dispose of your own condoms. Women *will* steal your sperm and use it as fake rape evidence or pregnancy.
Then there's the STDs from the basketball team last weekend. She ain't your girl. She's just giving you a turn. Take it, but be careful.
Grayson Hall
>Be me.
>Hate condoms and really cheap.
>Hate kids and love my free time.
>Decide to get vasectomy at 21.
When girls find out I'm fixed and can't get them pregnant they go insane with cocklust. Been with 60ish girls and not once did they ever ask me use a condom.
Living the Dream
Anthony Peterson
My guys, nobody cares about the OP. He bailed on us at a very pivotal part of his life. Anyways it was a pathetic attempt at trolling.
>hurr durr guise i dishwasher my condoms
Eli Bennett
Well shit idk why I have that infograph. I just need you in my life. To protect me from the bears that is
Ayden Johnson
i will not. i won't REUSE A CONDOM 12 TIMES like someone else, i'll use a fresh one
Jace Anderson
Chase Thompson
What if you grow attached to it? I have one from my first box and it is ribbed.
Dylan Parker
Stay away from the snakeskin Trojans. She might be offended.
Brandon Gray
>cheap
>paid for a vasectomy
>sterilized your healthy functioning genitals
well you're out of the gene pool now buddy, hope you don't regret it.
I reckon is doesn't matter much because you'll have to not regret it, that's permanent decision you made and if you ever regret it, you'll have to live with it forever.
You have one life to leave your mark and when you die, your legacy dies with you.
Joshua Williams
i have no idea how i'm supposed to fuck under the heat lamp, but i'm sure i'll figure something out
Ryan Lopez
I'm a nihilist, fam. I don't believe in shit except memes, pizza, sex and kino films.
David Kelly
Either turn your heat up in house or get really big tank so you can be with her in her natural state. She'll be more relaxed.
Sebastian Williams
Sorry dude good luck with your snake lady. I should get back to work. Kek.
Brandon Sullivan
i have a woodstove. That means it's either 100 or 60, so i guess i'll start up a nice fire. I'll get some nice... whatever the fuck snakes eat. And wine
Ryder Cruz
thanks, i think i'll need it
Landon Cruz
attaboy
Lucas Rodriguez
You sound pretty childish, give it a few years to kick in. after your natural testosterone drop in your late 20s - early 30s
pizza and memes, jesus dude.
You're probably gonna get the desire to create something and become an artist.
I'm not gonna spoil your fun though, go have fun. I've seen probably as many memes as you, maybe a little more. with all entertainment you'll start to realize it's more shallow than you think.
And Nihilism? Go read up on egoism, try a little determinism. You'll wanna kill yourself trying to explain this shit to regular people.
Samuel Howard
Hahaha fucking kek man you got me beat.
William Richardson
thanks. i need some advice on how to keep a honry snek from choking me out. Should i wear my motorcycle helmet?
Colton Green
bump
Robert Gray
bumping for keks
Jose White
I'm 33 now, fam.
I look at all the people I went to high school with and they look miserable. Dead marriages, jobs they hate, too many kids they can't afford, etc. I decided to just focus of enjoying life and it's worked out great for me.