What’s your favorite pick-up line?

What’s your favorite pick-up line?

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do you have smelly farts? cause im a fart fetishist.

Excuse me miss,

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey babe, I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?

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>What’s your favorite pick-up line?
waiting in line to pick up your mom.

Hello bitch lasagne

They call me snow storm because ill give you a few inches and really incovince your day.

Can you help me put this couch in my van?

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The narwhal bacons at midnight.
It's to spot fellow redditors. xD

You smell like the inside of my Momma's purse.

Hey babe, do you like snakes? Cause I know a 7 inch snake that would like to meet ya :)

want fuk?

>current year
>using pick up lines
Are you suicidal? It's post #metoo, we aren't allowed to do things like that!

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Perfectly respectful banter small talk a neg and immediately leaving. I don't harrass women further.

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Baby, you look so good, my dick forgot to get hard.

I got enough goodboy points so mommy can make tendies for two.

> "Did it hurt?"
> "Did what hurt?"
> "Fitness 10 I see into your ass."

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You're cute