What’s your favorite pick-up line?
What’s your favorite pick-up line?
do you have smelly farts? cause im a fart fetishist.
Excuse me miss,
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey babe, I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?
>What’s your favorite pick-up line?
waiting in line to pick up your mom.
Hello bitch lasagne
They call me snow storm because ill give you a few inches and really incovince your day.
Can you help me put this couch in my van?
The narwhal bacons at midnight.
It's to spot fellow redditors. xD
You smell like the inside of my Momma's purse.
Hey babe, do you like snakes? Cause I know a 7 inch snake that would like to meet ya :)
want fuk?
>current year
>using pick up lines
Are you suicidal? It's post #metoo, we aren't allowed to do things like that!
Perfectly respectful banter small talk a neg and immediately leaving. I don't harrass women further.
Baby, you look so good, my dick forgot to get hard.
I got enough goodboy points so mommy can make tendies for two.
> "Did it hurt?"
> "Did what hurt?"
> "Fitness 10 I see into your ass."
You're cute