Fuck niggers

What the fuck is a jannie?

FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS!

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Based as fuck. Let's do it

then apply faggot.

>fucking with them from the inside
Not a bad idea actually

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How to do this?

Click the fuckin link chunglet. Right above the porn ads

Thanks user. I can't fucking believe I didn't see it

you're welcome.
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what the fuck?

frog pepo?

youtu.be/-9_pu_zKc8Q

I'm a lawyer, so yes A LOT of experience with Blacks. In fact, outside corporate, divorce, or estate law most people who need lawyers are backward 3rd worlders who can't navigate our society.

Here are a few stories from my practice.

>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF user?"

>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter

Negroes love the Caddy’s

>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court

Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.

I never learned to speak Ebonics, but of necessity learned to understand it.

>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."

Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse

>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage

>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation

>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test

>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time

I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer

>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail

Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true

Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.

>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 200%+ of his income in child support

When representing Blacks in court, it’s VERY important that your directions to “dress appropriately” are specific! Otherwise, your clients will incriminate themselves.

> Client on trial for drug charge
> Shows up wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf

> Client accused of crime involving gang activity
> Shows up wearing gang colors (bandana, shirt, etc.)

> Client on trial for a shooting
> Shows up in shirt with pistol on shirt

> Hearing for probation violation
> Client shows up in “Rules are 4 Suckas” t-shirt

Not only must you tell them what appropriate dress is, you have to tell them how to behave with specifics
> Don’t call judge “Dawg”
> Don’t swear on witness stand

the fuck is this cuntsucker doing?

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Based lawfag. Do you ever feel guilty for defending criminals? My family always told me I should become a lawyer, but I don't think I could defend people if I didn't think they were innocent

youtube.com/watch?v=fhtQ16Xbcvg

NOOOOOOOO

moar

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This is copy paste from where I don't remember